Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

I imagine most of his critics aren't those things.

Guess we could host an impromptu poll right now.

Since I'm reasonably sure most of his critics are here.

 

[Secret Asshole]

He doesn't think about it that much. It's just an exscuse for him to to be a euphoric dipshit and say everyone who disagrees with him is sexist. Never mind that half of American women are pro-life, facts aren't as important as tipping your fedora.

I notice its a symptom of people, especially white people, never interacting with anyone on the outside where they can't block, ban or berate them in public. So these people live in their own little microcosm, surrounded by minorities and women who reinforce their own views, never bothering to venture out of their own little circles to look at the outside world. I have met black Methodists, young btw, who cried when Reagan died. I have met Indians who like white people more than other Indians. I've also encountered prejudice among minority groups while they largely ignore whites. Because, you know, I go outside in the real world. I don't live my life on fucking twitter, sitting in a basement, losing limbs to diabetes.

 

[Computery Guy]

Abortion is right up there with circumcision on the list of "things nobody should actually care about if they're not getting it", so really Bob's comment is even stupider.

Also, I still can't believe he's actually, honestly fishing for a way to justify calling conservatives Subhuman.

This is actual, literal, nazi shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I notice its a symptom of people, especially white people, never interacting with anyone on the outside where they can't block, ban or berate them in public. So these people live in their own little microcosm, surrounded by minorities and women who reinforce their own views, never bothering to venture out of their own little circles to look at the outside world. I have met black Methodists, young btw, who cried when Reagan died. I have met Indians who like white people more than other Indians. I've also encountered prejudice among minority groups while they largely ignore whites. Because, you know, I go outside in the real world. I don't live my life on fucking twitter, sitting in a basement, losing limbs to diabetes.

I've met a redheaded black guy who hates black people. Always go to the real world, there are experiences there that you cannot get on the Internet.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well is Bob even aware that most African, legitimate African and Caribbean blacks generally either prefer their own or white people?

 

[The Nothingness]

He says "education" but he really means "indoctrination".

 

[Gordon Cole]

Remember when you sperged about DC the same day your Dad died? You still wanna talk priorities?

Let's just say I wouldn't expect clean air in his basement.

Remember, Conservatism and not embracing new things must go away.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Well, since you mentioned it bob, I would like to know if you've been huffing paint thinner? Cuz that would explain A LOT!!!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Remember, Conservatism and not embracing new things must go away.
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Bob huffing pure oxygen would be a best case scenario.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Remember when you sperged about DC the same day your Dad died? You still wanna talk priorities?
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Let's just say I wouldn't expect clean air in his basement.
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Remember, Conservatism and not embracing new things must go away.
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1. Fucking Hell. Bob is extremely soulless if he didn't care about a family member dying. My grandmother died recently, and all I could think about was my grandmother and what my grandfather would do.
2. Considering his basement flooded, he's probably been inhaling mold.
3. Conservatism will never die, and Bob saying that not embracing new things is rich, considering he has never embraced the new president.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

1. Fucking Hell. Bob is extremely soulless if he didn't care about a family member dying. My grandmother died recently, and all I could think about was my grandmother and what my grandfather would do.

Not really shocking behavior from a guy who years ago skipped his grandmother's funeral to go buy a new air conditioner.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Not really shocking behavior from a guy who years ago skipped his grandmother's funeral to go buy a new air conditioner.

>Grandmother's funeral: Skipped to buy an air conditioner/play Mario 3
>Father's death: Sperg about DC ruining everything and fantasizing about Nazi superwomen plowing him
>Mother's eventual death: ???
>Any others he lives to see: ???

Place your bets now, people!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not really shocking behavior from a guy who years ago skipped his grandmother's funeral to go buy a new air conditioner.

I'll admit, I missed a couple funerals in my life, specifically my biological paternal grandfather (who I barely knew), and my great uncle (who I also barely knew), but I was in school at the time, but this fat fucker has zero excuse to skip any funeral. Also, couldn't he save the air conditioner for later!?

Fucking unacceptable. People can learn from national parks and monuments.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/937844873683701762 (http://archive.is/Zb1JP)

 

[AnOminous]

http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/paul-feig-regrets-that-ghostbusters-remake-became-a-cause.html


Bob, not EVEN THE DIRECTOR OF THE MOVIE AGREES WITH YOU!

Both of them are full of shit, really. The Star Wars movie of the same time period attracted the same kind of angry morons reeeeing about black people and women being in a Star Wars movie, and it didn't have any impact at all. Similarly, they said the same thing about Fury Road, which was widely portrayed as hugely feminist despite really just having female protagonists, and that movie was also a staggering success. What had impact was that the shitty Ghostbusters movie was widely regarded as utterly mediocre at best and people didn't want to see it, especially after word of mouth got around.

The other two succeeded just because they were good movies and entertaining, and that's all people really give a flying fuck about. Screaming "REEEEE REEE you're sexist if you don't give me money" is not going to convince someone to see a movie their friends all said kind of blew.

So these people live in their own little microcosm, surrounded by minorities and women who reinforce their own views, never bothering to venture out of their own little circles to look at the outside world.

Not really. Bob is mainly surrounded, even online, by other white dudes, usually almost as fat as he is.

 

[Gordon Cole]

>Grandmother's funeral: Skipped to buy an air conditioner/play Mario 3
>Father's death: Sperg about DC ruining everything and fantasizing about Nazi superwomen plowing him
>Mother's eventual death: ???
>Any others he lives to see: ???

Place your bets now, people!

Mom's death: Wishing Trump died instead of his Mom and sperging about DC Movies pulling ahead of the MCU.
Trump's death: Overjoyed, blissfully unaware of Mike "The juice is super if you like it in the pooper" Pence being President.
Chris's death: LBF, Chris is gonna outlive Bob.
What'd he do when his Grandpa died?

 

[Lensherr]

Both of them are full of shit, really. The Star Wars movie of the same time period attracted the same kind of angry morons reeeeing about black people and women being in a Star Wars movie, and it didn't have any impact at all. Similarly, they said the same thing about Fury Road, which was widely portrayed as hugely feminist despite really just having female protagonists, and that movie was also a staggering success. What had impact was that the shitty Ghostbusters movie was widely regarded as utterly mediocre at best and people didn't want to see it, especially after word of mouth got around.

The other two succeeded just because they were good movies and entertaining, and that's all people really give a flying fuck about. Screaming "REEEEE REEE you're sexist if you don't give me money" is not going to convince someone to see a movie their friends all said kind of blew.

Not to mention even if those two other films you mentioned never came out, Wonder Woman’s success single-handedly destroyed that narrative a year later.

Gee, it’s almost like not spewing venom at the fanbase makes them more willing to see your movie.

 

[Flexo]

Gee, it’s almost like not spewing venom at the fanbase makes them more willing to see your movie.

What does it say that Paul Feig learned this lesson before Bob did?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What does it say that Paul Feig learned this lesson before Bob did?

That Paul Feig isn't a lolcow anymore.

 

[Gordon Cole]

More fascist a-logging:

Now we're seeing Bob play journalist.

FUCKING GET OVER SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING ALREADY.

 

[Computery Guy]

Fuck, Bob defending Nuclear Energy is the only sane thing I've heard from him, and he still says it in a way that makes me want to cut down a redwood out of sheer spite.