Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Shut up, cuck.

"Moviebob fans"

 

[Hiragana]

If it isn't glaringly obvious yet, Bob's superior future is a cyberpunk movie. Kiwi Farms Shadowrun campaign when?

It'd take longer to generate characters, omae. Just geek him with a summoned spirit or Rigger drone, or dumpshock this basement squatter's ass as soon as he's jacked into the Matrix.

 

[Apex Predator]

George Romero's original zombie movies were critiques of society. Dawn of the Dead was a pretty explicit condemnation of consumerism. Romero said, "I also have always liked the monster-within idea. I like the zombies being us."

I find contemporary zombie stories incredibly boring because it's like fighting the weather or something. I don't see the point. But I have a feeling Bob wouldn't be too happy with criticism of consumerism. And he wouldn't even begin to comprehend the idea that the monster could be himself.

 

[AnOminous]

For someone as bizarrely fixated on deriding one specific work as Bob is with South Park it's strange how he consistently validates it as a cultural authority with his use of jerbs.

His use of "jerbs" is one of the few things that actually pisses me off about him. He isn't using it in the way South Park used it, either. That was a pretty good simplified description of how almost every political debate starts out with specific arguments but soon degenerates into literal gibberish.

Bob started out at gibberish.

See him more as a Goebbles, limp, devoted to the leader and produces vitriolic propaganda about exterminating the untermensch.

He's more of a Göring.

Because he's fat!

 

[Haramburger]

I find contemporary zombie stories incredibly boring because it's like fighting the weather or something. I don't see the point.

The Walking Dead comics were pretty good at first, in that it was fresh for comics and the character interaction and what they'd do to survive was original and interesting. It did stop being interesting for me pretty quickly. Never bought, only read in stores, made it about 3 books in, but looking at the shelf and seeing it going on for 12+ books I thought "I can't get invested in this," and moved on.

 

[MG 192]

Yay, monopolies!
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I suspect that Disney's interest in the TV and film section of 21th Century Fox comes from wanting X-Men and Fantastic Four into the MCU. That being said, even if the deal goes through as soon as tomorrow, I doubt we will get much, if any X-Men or Fantastic Four contents in Avengers 4. It's obvious that this is how Disney will keep the MCU universe alive after Infinity War and Avengers 4.

Speculation aside, the prospective deal is concerning. Disney already have some of the most recognizable IPs in history including original works (if most of its adaptations count as that), Marvel, and now Star Wars on top of owning Touchstone. Now they are about to get all of Fox's entertainment assets and who knows what Disney will use outside of Marvel (for now). Any sane person would be worried about the inevitable power (especially political and artistic) this will bring and in Marvel's case, what this could spell for more risky works like Deadpool and Logan.

But Bob does not care about the long-term ramification of such a deal. The only thing that matters here is that the sterilized X-men show up in MCU before it inevitably dies (along with possibly Marvel Comics since Disney has no interest in its future).

 

[RockVolnutt]

George Romero's original zombie movies were critiques of society. Dawn of the Dead was a pretty explicit condemnation of consumerism. Romero said, "I also have always liked the monster-within idea. I like the zombies being us."

I find contemporary zombie stories incredibly boring because it's like fighting the weather or something. I don't see the point. But I have a feeling Bob wouldn't be too happy with criticism of consumerism. And he wouldn't even begin to comprehend the idea that the monster could be himself.

Could be that I don't dig into the horror genre much but zombies are only interesting to me if they're of the self aware variety. Fighting hordes of brainless monsters is nowhere near as frightening as being rescued by helicopter from said horde only to realize you've been tricked. It's even horrifying for the undead if besides the decaying flesh and unending hunger, they retain their intelligence. I don't know how common that twist is.

I could see people arguing this is a bit too close to vampires though.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I suspect that Disney's interest in the TV and film section of 21th Century Fox comes from wanting X-Men and Fantastic Four into the MCU. That being said, even if the deal goes through as soon as tomorrow, I doubt we will get much, if any X-Men or Fantastic Four contents in Avengers 4. It's obvious that this is how Disney will keep the MCU universe alive after Infinity War and Avengers 4.

Speculation aside, the prospective deal is concerning. Disney already have some of the most recognizable IPs in history including original works (if most of its adaptations count as that), Marvel, and now Star Wars on top of owning Touchstone. Now they are about to get all of Fox's entertainment assets and who knows what Disney will use outside of Marvel (for now). Any sane person would be worried about the inevitable power (especially political and artistic) this will bring and in Marvel's case, what this could spell for more risky works like Deadpool and Logan.

But Bob does not care about the long-term ramification of such a deal. The only thing that matters here is that the sterilized X-men show up in MCU before it inevitably dies (along with possibly Marvel Comics since Disney has no interest in its future).

Slightly OT, but know X-Men and FF while desirable to Disney, are not the main thing they are after. They will probably get them back either way. After 80’s fiasco’s surrounding Spider-Man Disney got more cautious when writing the Hollywood contracts. It is guaranteed they have veto power over whoever Fox might wish to sell if transfer those properties to, and likely a right of first refusal that gives them the right to match any offer. That’s what makes Disney the better option for Fox. It doesn’t force split sales of diminished properties. Now what Disney wants is the Fox back catalog. The Movies and TV library. The reason Fox is doing this is they don’t have the wherewithal to move into the new media market of streaming services. Disney does. But what they really need is a deep pool of exclusive content.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I suspect that Disney's interest in the TV and film section of 21th Century Fox comes from wanting X-Men and Fantastic Four into the MCU. That being said, even if the deal goes through as soon as tomorrow, I doubt we will get much, if any X-Men or Fantastic Four contents in Avengers 4. It's obvious that this is how Disney will keep the MCU universe alive after Infinity War and Avengers 4.

Speculation aside, the prospective deal is concerning. Disney already have some of the most recognizable IPs in history including original works (if most of its adaptations count as that), Marvel, and now Star Wars on top of owning Touchstone. Now they are about to get all of Fox's entertainment assets and who knows what Disney will use outside of Marvel (for now). Any sane person would be worried about the inevitable power (especially political and artistic) this will bring and in Marvel's case, what this could spell for more risky works like Deadpool and Logan.

But Bob does not care about the long-term ramification of such a deal. The only thing that matters here is that the sterilized X-men show up in MCU before it inevitably dies (along with possibly Marvel Comics since Disney has no interest in its future).

Many fans have said before The MCU doesn't need the X-men. The MCU's boat to add them organically has long parted. It is pointless to try, and shoehorn them into the cinematic universe. Just for brand recognition. The fantastic 4 would benefit from that. The mutants can live without the MCU.

The sole fucking reason why Bob is happy with this is because he has never been a X-men fan. His statement about "the X-men never having a good film.", and the fact he refuse to give Logan credit for being a different of superhero flick is the proof of that. Of course he would love having them in there because in his eyes Marvel does no wrong in the films.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Many fans have said before The MCU doesn't need the X-men. The MCU's boat to add them organically has long parted. It is pointless to try, and shoehorn them into the cinematic universe. Just for brand recognition. The fantastic 4 would benefit from that. The mutants can live without the MCU.

The sole fucking reason why Bob is happy with this is because he has never been a X-men fan. His statement about "the X-men never having a good film." is the proof of that. Of course he would love having them in there because in his eyes Marvel does no wrong in the films.

Except Marvel has done some screw ups in the MCU.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Many fans have said before The MCU doesn't need the X-men. The MCU's boat to add them organically has long parted. It is pointless to try, and shoehorn them into the cinematic universe. Just for brand recognition. The fantastic 4 would benefit from that. The mutants can live without the MCU.

The sole fucking reason why Bob is happy with this is because he has never been a X-men fan. His statement about "the X-men never having a good film." is the proof of that. Of course he would love having them in there because in his eyes Marvel does no wrong in the films.

Spoiler: Sperging

Only way I could see them working is if they did something like how the Ultimate X-Men were introduced with Xavier telepathically making everyone see his mansion as something else until they were ready to go public. The problem there would be making a reasonable excuse why nothing major happened and why did the X-Men go public "now". MCU running on real time makes it worse as their hiding would likely be longer than the comic X-Men have existed in their universe.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So Bob's been a-logging the new owners of The LA Weekly for (gasp) being from Orange County and (shock) daring to disagree with him politically.

Yes, an important seat of art, culture and thought that's also a bed for sex perverts to get away for being creeps. Cry me a fucking river, Southie.

He can dish it...

But he can't take it.

Also, this might be one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. (Link cuz video)

https://twitter.com/TrueNeonWalrus/status/938178775853842432

 

[Flexo]

He can dish it...

*there

Also, this might be one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. (Link cuz video)

https://twitter.com/TrueNeonWalrus/status/938178775853842432

"anime avatar"

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So Bob's been a-logging the new owners of The LA Weekly for (gasp) being from Orange County and (shock) daring to disagree with him politically.
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Yes, an important seat of art, culture and thought that's also a bed for sex perverts to get away for being creeps. Cry me a fucking river, Southie.

He can dish it...
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But he can't take it.
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Also, this might be one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. (Link cuz video)

https://twitter.com/TrueNeonWalrus/status/938178775853842432

Kill those who disagree with me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. - Bob Chipman

 

[Gordon Cole]

Can you just imagine if Bob came on here and had his usual tactics fail him?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Can you just imagine if Bob came on here and had his usual tactics fail him?
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Bob would never join Kiwi Farms, since he cannot take criticism.

 

[Positron]

Hillary Rodham, an outspoken opponent against same-sex marriage, promised not to harm LGBTQs!

If you're saying that's the only appeal, yes. But it's pretty clear that a major appeal of zombies is that they aren't human and so there are no ethical problems with killing them.

People's enemies aren't necessarily foreigners, as we see with Bob here.

I'm not up to speed with Zombie media, but isn't the trend nowadays is to humanize zombies, as in the film Warm Bodies?

 

[Computery Guy]

The only zombie media I'm really fond of anymore is House of the Dead because SEGA gives zero shits about taking it seriously and just goes balls-to-the-wall nuts with designing enemies.

Also, this.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"H.L. Mencken's rolling in his grave." - Sexy Times Hitler

As someone who's seen Lady Bird, Bob's being stupid as usual.

"I'm above being stupid and selfish."

 

[Positron]

How is Bobby supposed to move the world? Soon he won't be able to move his body without a scooter.