Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

"H.L. Mencken's rolling in his grave." - Sexy Times Hitler
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"I'm above being stupid and selfish."
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Please Bob, stupid and selfish are your default settings. If he really cared about trying to make everyone less stupid, he would volunteer at Primary Schools to encourage reading, he would help with mathematics at the lower levels where children cannot afford tutors, he would donate his time and money to aid in education, or at least use his time to advocate for increased student spending, school choice, magnet schools, hell anything except bitching on Twitter. It is perhaps the most selfish thing to perform having a "Holier than though Art," attitude while doing nothing to help contribute to better society and passively try to get others to do it for you.

Has anyone ever asked Bob if he even donates any time or money to charities as I would honestly be hard-pressed to find out that he has even given a dime to anything other than himself.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

"I'm above being stupid and selfish."
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Daily reminder Bob skipped his grandmother's funeral to go shopping for an AC.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Daily reminder Bob skipped his grandmother's funeral to go shopping for an AC.

Absolutely aggravating.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I enjoyed Bob rising above his selfishness when finally informed of the Pubbie's tax plan, wherein he had an apoplectic fit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Has anyone ever asked Bob if he even donates any time or money to charities as I would honestly be hard-pressed to find out that he has even given a dime to anything other than himself.

He's at least a member of the ACLU, but outside of that nothing springs to mind.

 

[tehpope]

Slightly OT, but know X-Men and FF while desirable to Disney, are not the main thing they are after. They will probably get them back either way. After 80’s fiasco’s surrounding Spider-Man Disney got more cautious when writing the Hollywood contracts. It is guaranteed they have veto power over whoever Fox might wish to sell if transfer those properties to, and likely a right of first refusal that gives them the right to match any offer. That’s what makes Disney the better option for Fox. It doesn’t force split sales of diminished properties. Now what Disney wants is the Fox back catalog. The Movies and TV library. The reason Fox is doing this is they don’t have the wherewithal to move into the new media market of streaming services. Disney does. But what they really need is a deep pool of exclusive content.

Disney wants their own streaming service. Disney itself could probably sell the service, but with Fox's film and TV library, it could dominate.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Daily reminder Bob skipped his grandmother's funeral to go shopping for an AC.

To be fair, I would have hated her too. She was partially responsible for the creation of Bob Chipman, after all.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's at least a member of the ACLU, but outside of that nothing springs to mind.

I thought he had that shit revoked.

 

[thismanlies]

I thought he had that shit revoked.

The ACLU slapped his shit over his views on Free Speech, but I don't think they outright revoked his membership.

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/857436744429457409 (http://archive.is/7J4Vb)

That being said, there's no room in the Superior Future for those who would defend the right of troglodytes to say things 3,000 miles away from Bob's basement.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I've come to a horrible revelation: Bob honestly believes that in the future, everyone will be living in teeming cities powered by some kind of non-Fossil-fuel-based magical Elf Energy, that everyone will have their own room sized Nintendo Holodeck (where you can have 3-D sex with every variant of Princess Peach under the sun, ) and that Moon Wheat will be beamed into everyone's pantry at will. He REALLY BELIEVES that some kind of Star Trek style, post-scarcity utopia will arise within his lifetime. It's no wonder he's salty as fuck at all of the "garbage people" - they're the only thing (in his mind) keeping his fantasy world from coming to pass.

It couldn't possibly be all of the logistical problems involved with keeping a city functional, or that cities themselves use energy and consume resources at a disproportionally high rate, or that their very structure contributes to social dysfunction. Nope, it's 'dem rednecks out in the country who keep voting for those Republican policies that keeps deh SUPERIAH FYUCHA at bay! And I have to laugh at Bob dismissing traditionalism and religion are mere ruses crafted by corrupt elites to get people to breed. Clearly the cities of the SUPERIOR FUTURE won't need people to fill them! Robots will do everything! (Anyway, fewer people means more FREE SHIT for BOB!)

I know we mentioned that Zombie movies are popular with the Prepper crowd because they believe they'll be on top after the Great Reset, but I think they're also popular with folks like Bob because they believe that if they hang back and hide (and let the Preppers and the Zombies kill each other) that they can just waltz right in as soon as the fighting's over and grab all of the goodies that are left behind. Sort of like that scene in "Night of the Comet" when the main characters raid the department store. (I'm trying really hard to suppress the image of MovieBob wearing a feather boa and dancing in a mall to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.")

 

[Gordon Cole]

Does anyone have reasonable pro-life views? I'm curious now.

A quick reminder that Mother Nature hates Bob too.

>"Sparkling water"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Just put them in a garbage bag you fat dumb cunt.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I like how he claims it’s for recycling and not because he’s an obese, footless slob.
Most people keep their recycling in containers and if Superior Fuhrer Bob really cared about the environment and was drinking water and not soda, which we all know he is despite having the beetus, he’d use a reusable container.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Does anyone have reasonable pro-life views? I'm curious now

It is to make sure that you don't decimate your birthrate to ridiculous levels especially in Europe where the locals should be having at least 2-3 kids instead of 1-2 and some countries are doing that with Hungary having proactive programs to encourage natives to have enough children up to 4 to make sure things like social security doesn't fall flat. Though this is coming from a fox that reluctantly believes pro-choice as a necessary evil in society that doesn't quite fall on the mother in most cases. I don't get why people on the left of so gung ho about abortions when you would think you would want to have enough children to carry on your genes as well as probably teach your ideas? Oh well I guess that is why the support unfiltered mass immigration to have the poor masses vote Democrat.

With all of this highlight, is Bob's ultimate goal to create an Apartheid state of the Coastal regions where the white minority rules over the non-white majority?

 

[GrayWater]

With all of this highlight, is Bob's ultimate goal to create and Apartheid state of the Coastal regions where the white minority rules over the non-white majority?

I think Bob is already classified as a majority.

 

[Walter Temple]

That actually reinforces the point, though. People dehumanise their enemies. Bob has explicitly done that with Republicans and other "obsolete" people. I do think part of the zombie craze was the idea of an enemy that wasn't human and could thus be destroyed without moral concern.

In movies? I'm not sure; maybe. In video games, howe'er, zombies most definitely jostle with nazis for the top spot of "thing that looks human, but can be killed without feeling guilty - or provoking tiresome thinkpieces about 'ludonarrative dissonance'". The frequency and ease that 'nazi' gets tossed around is way more worrying than any zombie metaphor.

There is one additional point, though. A recurring theme in a lot of zombie media is the utter futility in talking with someone who's become a zombie. Anyone who attempts it is shown to be overly emotional, foolish and invariably doomed. Which recalls Bob's statements about friends, family and loved ones who voted republican: "Cut them out of your life. They are bad people. Show them no mercy."

As always, his lack of self-awareness is remarkable.

 

[Done]

I think Bob is already classified as a majority.

If you mean total weight of the population then yes, he is an overwhelming majority.

 

[Positron]

I think Bob is already classified as a majority.

Not his mental age though.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I don't get why people on the left of so gung ho about abortions when you would think you would want to have enough children to carry on your genes as well as probably teach your ideas? Oh well I guess that is why the support unfiltered mass immigration to have the poor masses vote Democrat.

With all of this highlight, is Bob's ultimate goal to create and Apartheid state of the Coastal regions where the white minority rules over the non-white majority?

Here's an explanation:

Spoiler: Warning! Evo-Psych Spergery ahead...

For adherents of Evolutionary Psychology, the prevailing theory is that whenever an environment becomes rich in resources, Nature causes the creatures that inhabit it to (a) get horny and fuck a lot and (b) not invest much time and effort into their offspring in order to produce as many generations of offspring as possible. This usually results in (c) the environment getting overrun with kids. However, because humans are smarter than the average animal, they invented birth control, which enables them to fulfill their resource-abundant-driven fucking urges while satisfying their lack of desire to care for offspring (by not having any).

Unfortunately, this doesn't bode well for the pension system, so affluent countries afflicted with this behavior have to import replacements. (There's a lot more to Evolutionary Psychology than this, but this is the general gist of r/K Selection Theory, if you care to look it up.)

As for a reasonable pro-life stance on abortion, I would have to say there are instances when abortion's morality is questionable. The Planned Parenthood chop-shops selling baby parts come to mind - so is its use as a eugenics culling device in the Black community, or as a way to detect and euthanize female fetuses in countries where male births are preferable.) People also shouldn't be using it as their first line of birth control given the wide availability of less intrusive methods of pregnancy prevention (of women who've had unintended pregnancies in a 2013 study, only 10 percent reported access problems to birth control.) In studies were women were given free low maintenance forms of birth control (like IUDs or hormone shots) the abortion rate dropped like a stone. This kind of thing (not banning,) is probably the most effective way of reducing abortion. So even though I regard abortion as an immoral thing in most circumstances (what does it say about humanity if the least safe place a baby can be is in her own mother's womb?) I'm all for practical means of eliminating it, by pushing for more effective pregnancy prevention , not for outright bans.

 

[Flexo]

As for a reasonable pro-life stance on abortion,

OH let's be honest, what Bob means by "reasonable" is just non-religious. Because in his mind there's no such thing as any atheist against abortion...
https://www.facebook.com/AtheistsAgainstAbortion/
https://www.facebook.com/secularprolife/
https://www.facebook.com/PLAGAL-The-Prolife-Alliance-of-Gays-and-Lesbians-99136188374/

None at all.

(never mind that "reproductive choice" has always been around in human history - people just killed/ditched the baby after birth if they didn't want it)