Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've made this joke before, but frankly the substance of his tweets is so fucking exceptional I'm not even going to bother addressing them (other than to say that as someone who's studied antitrust law I feel confident in saying he only knows two things about monopolies: jack and shit). So let's focus on his lamentable style.

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He only knows two things about monopolies: jack and shit). So let's focus on his lamentable style.
He knows that they need to take over the planet and are more ideal than nearly any government besides maybe China. One day Disney is going to merge with Nintendo and make Mario an Avenger in the MCU who will be played by Bob himself. It'd be an adaptation of Marvel Zombies except without any zombies and be about the Bob-vengers eating the working class to liberate the universe.
 
He knows that they need to take over the planet and are more ideal than nearly any government besides maybe China. One day Disney is going to merge with Nintendo and make Mario an Avenger in the MCU who will be played by Bob himself. It'd be an adaptation of Marvel Zombies except without any zombies and be about the Bob-vengers eating the working class to liberate the universe.

I think you mean Bob eating the working class while every other Bob-venger tries to get a word in edge-wise.
 
He knows that they need to take over the planet and are more ideal than nearly any government besides maybe China. One day Disney is going to merge with Nintendo and make Mario an Avenger in the MCU who will be played by Bob himself. It'd be an adaptation of Marvel Zombies except without any zombies and be about the Bob-vengers eating the working class to liberate the universe.

Then why does he say it's a dangerous monopoly? Genuinely curious about that. Although I suppose expecting consistent thinking from Bob is as foolish a thing as a person could do.
 
Then why does he say it's a dangerous monopoly? Genuinely curious about that. Although I suppose expecting consistent thinking from Bob is as foolish a thing as a person could do.
I was shitposting but yeah, he's being inconsistent. Earlier in the week he was wetting himself over "a company being more powerful than most small nations" and when the deal was first announced he said some bull about how Disney owning everything ever and becoming his world government would be "Post-national, post-corporation, a new paradigm". Best guess is him saying that to appear fair or possibly realizing that monopolies aren't popular even with the group he wants to court.
 
If intellect has a liberal bias, then Bob is the biggest idiot who ever lived.
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Since when did Disney, or really any movie studio ever get openly involved with politics?
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As someone who worked at a movie theater, people like Bob made my job so much harder.
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Yeah, why don't you do something about it?
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He'll usually mumble out a vague non-answer about re-training or UBI before writing ten more tweets about his fascistic wet dreams.
Yeah, how were those Syrian air strikes, Bob?
 
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Y'know I think we buy Blob a ticket to Detroit, East St. Louis, or the south side of Chicago to actually talk to those marginalized voices he puts on a pedestal. Granted, I have reservations about sending a prized lolcow to slaughter because he would likely be robbed/assaulted/murdered (in that order) within five minutes of getting off the bus.
Every time I see someone run their mouths about the sort of shit he does, I wonder how they'd do in this sort of situation. Does he genuinely believe that some fucking gangster black dudes wouldn't fill him with holes just because he said "Well just a second there, 'home boys,' I'm one of the good ones! I've checked my privilege!"

Like, walk into Camden, NJ and just exist looking like Bob and see what your online virtue signaling gets you.
 
Every time I see someone run their mouths about the sort of shit he does, I wonder how they'd do in this sort of situation. Does he genuinely believe that some fucking gangster black dudes wouldn't fill him with holes just because he said "Well just a second there, 'home boys,' I'm one of the good ones! I've checked my privilege!"

Like, walk into Camden, NJ and just exist looking like Bob and see what your online virtue signaling gets you.
If Bob spoke one word in Camden he’d go from “MovieBob” to “Bullet Spongbob” in an instant.
 
Bob is a balding, fat, 36 year old man who can't handle people having a differing opinion than him on a Disney movie aimed at kids and pre-teens.
Speaking of, he has a new article:

P.S. If you have to cite Peter fucking Coffin for your lazy article, you've already lost.
Fatty Fatbuckets said:
Star Wars: The Last Jedi’s Audience Score Might Not Be Genuine
Star Wars: The Last Jedi has opened to a big box office take that has already seen it get the second biggest opening weekend ever after its own predecessor, The Force Awakens. Disney and Lucasfilm certainly must be happy with that result as the cap-off for a year that’s seen some difficult news on the Star Wars front, and it probably doesn’t hurt that the film has been widely embraced by the entertainment press and culture writers, with professional film critics handing the film overwhelmingly positive reviews and a 93% positive score on the aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes.

However, it’s not all good news on the review side: The “User Reviews” sections of Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic and The Internet Movie Database – all of which let users leave scored reviews regardless of credentials or official status on the web – are uniformly on the more mixed side as the film enters its second day of release, marking the widest disparity between critic and “audience” scores for a Star Wars movie in Tomatoes’ history in particular. Granted, the film has proven more divisive among many fans than the previous installment, with unexpected character turns and further cementing of the push for a younger, more diverse cast of new generation heroes – but this level of disparity has raised eyebrows.

But while The Last Jedi would hardly be the first blockbuster to have a significant disparity between its reception by critics and by audiences (though it typically occurs in the opposite direction), the split became more puzzling still when the exit polling firm Cinemascore released results of its opening-night surveys that gave the film a respectable “A” rating much more in line with the critical consensus. While both Cinemascore and aggregate site user ratings purport to collect the opinions of ordinary filmgoers, Cinemascore operatives take in-person opinion surveys from audiences exiting theaters at the conclusion of the films in question; in other words: The Cinemascore “A” would imply that real-life audience opinion is much more in line with the critics than the online User Scores – suggesting that something fishy might be amiss.

It’s a given that the behavior of largely anonymous “Users” of any given website is difficult to track or the codify, since the use of everything from “burner” accounts to multiple names to automated bot-posts are lately being identified as wreaking havoc on everything. So it’s not too surprising that the specter of so-called “brigading” or “review bombing” – wherein users of a similar mindset for or against a film (or game) mobilize to artificially inflate or depress User Score numbers via those very tactics.

Accusations of such activity are currently being leveled on social media by culture-commentators like activist Peter Coffin, who compared the proliferation of anonymous reviews name-checking the same set of points repeatedly (references to “forced diversity” and “SJWs” abound) to more explicitly politically-motivated “brigading” attacks from earlier in the year related to elections and social movements. The deeper recesses of Reddit and 4chan are indeed littered with threads in which enraged “ex”-fans organize campaigns in an attempt to control the narrative and create a situation wherein the idea of the new Star Wars Trilogy as “poorly received” can overtake the reality of its reception in the public discourse.

The term “Sad Puppies” has been raised, a reference to a collective of right-wing fiction writers who gained fame by manipulating the Hugo Awards several years back, along with the GamerGate and ComicsGate social-media movements. Some point to the aforementioned politically-tinged reviews as evidence of motive, while others allege that some of the brigading has been conducted by fans of Justice League seeking revenge on the critical press for its negative reviews. Also posited is that this comes from anti-corporate activists who see the recent acquisition of 20th Century Fox by Disney as the rise of a dangerous monopoly.

Coincidence? Conspiracy? Coordinated attack? It could be all of that, or it could be none. In the end, the question of whether or not User Score algorithms actually have been weaponized to negatively impact the film’s cultural impact (which, it must be said, wouldn’t appear to be working given an already over-performing box office) is perhaps less interesting than the incontrovertible evidence that such a thing is indeed possible. While fans and web-savvy users have long learned to pay little attention to User Scores for this very reason, the traditional media is often slow to catch on to such things. And in a business where perception is everything, it’s no wonder that Hollywood Studios continue to view engaging with audiences via the web as a tricky prospect – and it seems unlikely that this will change anytime soon.
https://screenrant.com/star-wars-8-...ial-Distribution&utm_campaign=SR-TW&view=list (https://web.archive.org/web/2017121...ial-Distribution&utm_campaign=SR-TW&view=list)

Wow, I'm just so inclined to listen to your opinions.
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I love how he rags on people for identifying with Rick and Tyler Durden, only to side with Tracy Flick.
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Wow, I'm just so inclined to listen to your opinions.

Spoilerish, but I'll avoid names in case anyone cares about this subplot. Or this character. Or this franchise, now.

So that subplot ends with two high ranking members of the Resistance military essentially patting the character on the head and talking about how cute 'n fuzzy he is after he staged a fucking mutiny that involved assaulting his superior officers.

It's jaw-droppingly stupid story beats such as that which have caused audiences to treat this movie like a yeast infection, Bob.
 
Spoilerish, but I'll avoid names in case anyone cares about this subplot. Or this character. Or this franchise, now.

So that subplot ends with two high ranking members of the Resistance military essentially patting the character on the head and talking about how cute 'n fuzzy he is after he staged a fucking mutiny that involved assaulting his superior officers.

It's jaw-droppingly stupid story beats such as that which have caused audiences to treat this movie like a yeast infection, Bob.
:offtopic: I wish yearly SW movies weren't a thing, it's worse than capeshit. Is this one doing poorly cause I don't want to see an Episode 12 in 2025 which ties into a trilogy of Bobba Fett and Plo Koon/Kit Fisto movies. Ones that will somehow get tied into political statements by people who can only think in pop culture references. :offtopic:
 
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