Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well you apparently broke the thread because I lost subscription notices. Got them back now and had 3 days worth of posts to catch up on.

. . .

Nobody should binge that much Bob at once. Please call me a computer tech.



"Better off Ted" did it first AND funnier Bob. Shut up.



So... demolition man?



What about that liberal reality, Bob?



Your typo there has made me laugh so much. Thank you.



If the farms chip in, I know EXACTLY which book I'd send him:
https://www.amazon.com/Vision-Anointed-Self-Congratulation-Social-Policy/dp/046508995X

I agree with this 100%.

"It's *record scratch* or the highway"

FTFY.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Glad censoring yourself accomplished exactly nothing.

Spoiler: TLJ Spoiler

Spoiler Alert: Bob's that guy.

If Bob ends up kicked off of Twitter, that'll be the perfect Christmas gift.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m not saying or suggesting a thing. I’m only posting a tweet Dobson retweeted.

EDIT: ninja’d by @Sexy Times Hitler. By like seconds too lol.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I’m not saying or suggesting a thing. I’m only posting a tweet Dobson retweeted.
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EDIT: ninja’d by @Sexy Times Hitler. By like seconds too lol.

Well, we may have to cover some other cows.

 

[Kyria the Great]

If Bob ends up kicked off of Twitter, that'll be the perfect Christmas gift.

As great as it would be and would certainly lighten your work load, where would we be though if we didn't have Bob's spergery to first get angry at then laugh?

 

[Gordon Cole]

As great as it would be and would certainly lighten your work load, where would we be though if we didn't have Bob's spergery to first get angry at then laugh?

We've still got his videos and articles. We can just laugh our asses off if Bob gets banned while Trump stays on.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Glad censoring yourself accomplished exactly nothing.

Spoiler: TLJ Spoiler

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Why bother censoring the word in your tweet when it shows the spoiler in the title of the damn article which you can see on the tweet? Bob is too stupid to even cover up a spoiler properly.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Pretty sure the hammer is about the fall on our favourate tubby fascist. He most likely knows it as well as we do.

 

[NQ 952]

Legit basement dweller.

I always had some kind of thought that Bob was just playing up a stereotype, like for shits and giggles, but jesus christ.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Pretty sure the hammer is about the fall on our favourate tubby fascist. He most likely knows it as well as we do.

and any "It's a private company, they can restrict whoever they like" would vanish.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I doubt that blue checkmarks will have to be worried about this. As long as they have the right opinions anyway.

 

[The Nothingness]

TLDR: He blames Gamergate and Justice League fans for giving Star Wars shitty reviews.

I bet he is pissed that TLJ and JL are opposite of one another when it comes to the critic vs. audience scores

 

[AnOminous]

Well, add "Sketch comedy" to the pile of things Bob can't do whatsoever.
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Objective proof that Chinese people really do actually all look alike.

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEE TRUMP AESTHETICS REEEEEEE

Talking about food stamps:

Terrible ideas regarding the prequels.

 

[Foltest]

Even if they wanted to have Christersen back I think he wouldn't want to. Would you want to play a character you had gotten shit for over 15 years?

 

[RodgerDodger]

A better bet would be him jumping on some dumb transhuman thing that ruins his body worse than what he already did to it.

Nope! The Bob is already perfection. One does not mess with or alter the carbohydrate fueled magnificent that is the Bob. All right thinking men should be TransBob. All others will be herded into camps and eliminated once Bob leaves his basement lair and begins to seize power.

If the farms chip in, I know EXACTLY which book I'd send him:
https://www.amazon.com/Vision-Anointed-Self-Congratulation-Social-Policy/dp/046508995X

An you imagine the epic meltdown should Bob ever actually read any Thomas Sowell? I think it might actually give him a stroke.

If they are Christians, I'm guessing they are asking God what they did to piss the almighty off and get a socially-malformed blob for a son.

My bet is one day his Mom will finally snap, and Bob will be awoken by the sound of a cement truck rapidly filling in his basement lair... I mean world class production studio. That feeling of warm wet cement washing over him the closest he will ever get to physical contact with another human being.

 

[Done]

Legit basement dweller.

I always had some kind of thought that Bob was just playing up a stereotype, like for shits and giggles, but jesus christ.

Bob has always been very comfortable being a basement dweller, when people try to troll him on it, he always goes: "Yeah, heard that one before". It's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

Pretty sure this writes itself lol.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Even if they wanted to have Christersen back I think he wouldn't want to. Would you want to play a character you had gotten shit for over 15 years?

They should get Jake Lloyd back and have his only role in the story being holding up someone and forcing them to withdraw all their credits from an ATM so he can buy death sticks

Spoiler

 

[Assorted Nuts]

REEEEEEE TRUMP AESTHETICS REEEEEEE
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Trump is a walking charicature says the fat, fedora wearing neckbeard that lives in his mother's basement.

 

[Mola Ram]

Trump is a walking charicature says the fat, fedora wearing neckbeard that lives in his mother's basement.

No, see, he doesn't wear the fedora, because he's better than that. Somehow.