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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Exactly why i want to send it.
"I can't read this!"
"Why not, Bob? You have a problem with black men?"
They should get Jake Lloyd back and have his only role in the story being holding up someone and forcing them to withdraw all their credits from an ATM so he can buy death sticks
Damn, that kid really did go to the dark side. Talk about method acting.
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He'll never so much as touch it. I guarantee you he already has opinions on Thomas Sowell -- blind idiot opinions that are surely the result of what he's been told is the right way to think about him, not opinions formed from actually analyzing the man's work.
The only reason to send him that book would be to see if you could successfully bait him into calling Sowell a house nigger -- which, admittedly, would be hilarious.
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This boy will die alone. Don't be this boy.
Oh wait, Bob already is that boy.
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This wouldn't have happened if you and your sempais didn't sperg out and give them the time of day.
Wow, PC humor really does suck.
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What a bold statement. What does he follow this up with?
Wow, PC humor really does suck.
The rant from the last page, continued.
What a bold statement. What does he follow this up with?
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A malformed hunchback that only eats from a bucket full of fish heads while living in his parents’ basement considers himself an arbiter of taste. How willfully blind is this nigga?
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Kyle will be too.
The only person Jar-Jar appealed to was George. Nobody cares.
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This wouldn't have happened if you and your sempais didn't sperg out and give them the time of day.
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From the sublime to the ridiculous in a single tweet.
"Please don't change the chips." The plaintive cry of the lolcow in terror.
By the way, despite the fact that Bob's endless shit-tweeting and apparently eternal, mind-numbingly empty essays / videos about pop culture crap that will mean nothing inside of a year or two is in no meaningful sense contributing to the fight against THOSE WHO RESIST THE FUTURE, I will give him the fact that he is a global person.
Globe-shaped, but global, okay.
GrayWater
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"I've busted my ass to be a relevant, global person..."
That's the point where I stopped reading.
Kyria the Great
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This wouldn't have happened if you and your sempais didn't sperg out and give them the time of day.
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I am entirely convinced the only reason Bob wants UBI is because he knows deep down that his "job" is on extremely borrowed time and that he ironically cannot compete against a far superior content creator and knows that he will tastes he own medicine once it happens.
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...he actually thinks he's some kind of relevant, post-national icon? Seriously?
Time to :powerlevel: a bit, but when I was in high school I followed the pop internet reviewer crowd religiously. I was a total fucking sperg slut for TGWTG and their contemperaries
And I had never once heard of Moviebob until, years later, I found his thread. When I'd already gotten fucking tired of screeching autists talking about movies that don't matter.
The dude's an F-Lister among F-Listers. But he has the ego of someone who's transcended the letter lists entirely.
Time to :powerlevel: a bit, but when I was in high school I followed the pop internet reviewer crowd religiously. I was a total fucking sperg slut for TGWTG and their contemperaries
And I had never once heard of Moviebob until, years later, I found his thread. When I'd already gotten fucking tired of screeching autists talking about movies that don't matter.
The dude's an F-Lister among F-Listers. But he has the ego of someone who's transcended the letter lists entirely.
Kyria the Great
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Well the sheer amount of cognitive dissonance is perhaps one of the biggest draws to following this thread though.
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Yeah, he’s fucked when his parents will die.
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I'm never sure how much Bob believes his own bullshit. He does have a respectable YouTube following, which is galling (though I'll point out my boy Jas. Townsend has over 250,000 more subscribers than Bob, and Jas. does a frigging 18th century cooking show), but I never hear him cited as any kind of serious critic. He seems to have no humility whatsoever. If it's not an affectation, he's genuinely delusional.
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I'm going to bet there's SOMETHING terribly wrong upstairs with our good friend Robert Crispsman.
Whether it's mental or just an issue of sheer, Demiurge-level ego, we may never know.
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There's something wrong with a man who thinks the government used video games to brainwash people and cause 9/11? Shocking.
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He’s almost 40, he lives in his parents’ actual fucking basement, he’s never had sex with a consenting party, his livelihood consists of his parents paying for everything while he spergs out online about shit nobody cares about, he thinks he’s a global citizen of the world despite him never being outside of the United States, and he think a fascist technocracy would actually praise him instead of grinding him down to dog food.
I’m surprised he isn’t a 4chan janitor, to be honest.
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He's too autistic and antisocial to fit into their culture. Yes, even 4chan.
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"I've busted my ass to be a relevant, global person..."
That's the point where I stopped reading.
Bob: "I work my ass off to be relevant."
The Rest of Us: . . . "That suddenly explains everything about the size of your ass."
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