Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob was pretty silent on the sexual harassment claims aimed at Stan Lee, huh?
 
Bob was pretty silent on the sexual harassment claims aimed at Stan Lee, huh?

I think correctly, really (and Lord does it pain me to say Bob did the right thing ... although keeping his mouth shut is almost sure to be the right thing). It seemed pretty clear that either these were sham charges from a shady nursing agency or it's just a 95-year old man working on a dementia. Or some combination of the two, since by HIPAA rules those nurses never should have said a word about these incidents, assuming they even happened.
 
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Just as an aside, how fucking pathetic of a person do you have to be to go on Twitter and say to someone "Please please please please please leave me alone, I'm begging you, please," literally begging for mercy from someone just talking at you?

It could be annoying if you get twitter alerts on your phone - then someone constantly pinging you could have it going off at all inconvenient hours (while sleeping... while trying to work...)

But then I'm pretty sure Twitter has a block button.
 
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According to developmental psychology Bob has the moral understanding of a 7 year old
 
Who wants to tell him why this is bullshit?
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Way to ignore the possibility they might be (gasp) Conservatives.
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Heaven forbid people support the army.
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"Don't call me out! I'm uncalloutable!"
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Shut the fuck up, weasel.
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Oh Christ, The Last Jedi isn't a masterpiece by any means.
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Why do i get the feeling you're remembering it way differently than The Escapist does?
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Also, just figured I'd post these two tweets together.
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Who wants to tell him why this is bullshit?
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Not going to go fully into it, but I can easily destroy his childish black and white view of the world with a few short sentences;

Bob; why are those areas economically disastrous/corrupt? Because if you believe immigrants are good then we're stealing the thinkers/ the good ones.
America didn't become a thing because Washington and crew immigrated to Brazil.

Oh look at that, I just turned bobs black and white view of the world into a moral gray zone using uh skepticism
 
I always find it interesting how nerds like Bob go on and on about diversity in cinema but never go and watch movies from Asia or Africa or even South America. There's lots of them out there, Bob. I've never heard you once even passively mention a cool Japanese movie you watched. Go check out some movies from Iran. Go vacuum up some Bollywood you disingenuous fascist eggperson.
 
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Way to ignore the possibility they might be (gasp) Conservatives.
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Heaven forbid people support the army.
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Shut the fuck up, weasel.
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Oh Christ, The Last Jedi isn't a masterpiece by any means.
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Why do i get the feeling you're remembering it way differently than The Escapist does?
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Also, just figured I'd post these two tweets together.
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Fucking hell, MovieBlob's complete lack of understanding of morality scares me. You can't, I repeat, CAN'T, force the evolution of a society through any means and it'll only end in disaster. When such things happen for the sake of "bettering" society, it'll never work and will only cause more and more people to push back against such things. The fact that he hasn't grown up from his high school days with that desire for vengeance from how(possibly justifiably so) badly some people had treated him is really pathetic as to how a 30-something man conducts himself. Go watch some classic episodes of star trek or read up on the Prime Directive to get a picture as to how its a bad idea to force societies to evolve to your wishes rather than letting them be the masters of their own fate.

In regards to The Last Jedi, I liked the action but so many plotholes left unfilled and things that made no sense makes it far from being a masterpiece. A couple of sci-fi movies I regard as being a masterpiece would be Blade Runner and Alien. (Still waiting for an adaptation of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.)

America didn't become a thing because Washington and crew immigrated to Brazil.
Exactly! We became that way because a king from across an ocean was putting us beneath an iron boot and were taxing us to high hell. America became America because we didn't want our fates to be decided by another power, especially a monarchy.
 
It makes sense that Bob would view as religion as a "fandom" because his fanaticism when it comes to Nintendo and Disney. Shigeru Miyamoto has pretty much supplanted the Judeo-Christian god in his small and twisted mind.

BROKE: worshiping god
WOKE: worshiping mario
BESPOKE: worshiping a version of mario that never existed
 
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