Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Butta Face Lopez]

It took a couple years for liberals to change their tune on Russia being America's number 1 geopolitical foe, an idea to which they initially reacted with smug superiority and derision and mockery.

Does that count?

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

Bob's not trying to change the opinion of his "enemies", to him that's just an aggravating waste of time. He's trying to convince his "peers" that his way of thinking is the correct one, and they just don't realize it yet.

He's trying to course correct them, trying to set them on the "right" path, and he's doing it the only way the modern left does, and has done for the past few years; shut down all discourse and brow beat everyone into submission.

These idiots don't realize that shutting down discourse doesn't shut down "bad" ideas, it forces them into hiding where they fester.

"Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman." - Justice Louis D. Brandeis

 

[Mola Ram]

All that "superior future" talk and fetishization of intelligence is total horseshit when you see his thinking laid out like this: Bob's views on morality and religion and their role in society are quite simply those of a mindless brute. A first year philosophy student would crush him in a debate, as would anyone else who went to Catholic school who actually paid attention in their religion classes.

But this is just so unending with him. Most of the time lately it's all I can manage to roll my eyes, mutter "this fucking guy," and move on with my day. Yes, this is especially nasty stuff, but it's nothing different from what he is constantly spouting.

 

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If Christian fundies are so bad, why does Bob want an open borders world where Islamic fundies can immigrate at will? Shouldn't Bob be a huge Islamophobe? Shouldn't Islam by Bob's standards be something that needs to be "diminished and contained" since it doesn't seem compatible with the superior future?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Christian fundies are so bad, why does Bob want an open borders world where Islamic fundies can immigrate at will? Shouldn't Bob be a huge Islamophobe? Shouldn't Islam by Bob's standards be something that needs to be "diminished and contained" since it doesn't seem compatible with the superior future?

Knowing Bob, he would try to say that Islam is the religion of the superior future.

 

[Slowboat to China]

But this is just so unending with him. Most of the time lately it's all I can manage to roll my eyes, mutter "this fucking guy," and move on with my day. Yes, this is especially nasty stuff, but it's nothing different from what he is constantly spouting.

Unending. Precisely. He never, ever stops. He's immovable, he's smug, he's 100% certain that everything that falls from his lips (or Twitter account) is pure gold. You could count the number of times he's admitted fault on the fingers of one diabetic, gravy-drenched hand.

I think that's why it's so hard to not A-log this guy. He's not the worst cow on this site, but he never stops talking talking talking talking TALKING about the Wasteland Ghouls and the Superior Future.

(Which would be a kickass band name, by the way.)

In a way, he reminds me of the Mugger of Mugger-Ghaut from The Undertakers. Speaks long, says nothing of worth, and has a very one-sided viewpoint which couldn't possibly be wrong. My only hope is that, like the Mugger, he eventually gets eaten by his fellow scavenger-progressives when they sense a moment of weakness.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I always find it interesting how nerds like Bob go on and on about diversity in cinema but never go and watch movies from Asia or Africa or even South America. There's lots of them out there, Bob. I've never heard you once even passively mention a cool Japanese movie you watched. Go check out some movies from Iran. Go vacuum up some Bollywood you disingenuous fascist eggperson.

He loves old Godzilla movies and is pretending to care about Padmavaati and Wolf Warrior 2 but reviews for them by him are curiously absent. He also views Brazil as a paradise, meaning he never watched City of God either.

 

[Rekkington]

Since when was any person's opinion ever changed by smug superiority followed by derision and mockery?

I'm genuinely asking

well my dude maybe u heard about a scrappy lil jew named......... albert enstein

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

He loves old Godzilla movies and is pretending to care about Padmavaati and Wolf Warrior 2 but reviews for them by him are curiously absent. He also views Brazil as a paradise, meaning he never watched City of God either.

And never will since he hates movies that question his views.

 

[Adamska]

I think half the reason I don't A-log Bob, despite the fact that he is actually worth more to society dead than alive, is that Mario cosplay pic. The other being that he would become powerless and start sobbing butter the moment anyone took an axe to the network if it was all erased one day.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If Christian fundies are so bad, why does Bob want an open borders world where Islamic fundies can immigrate at will? Shouldn't Bob be a huge Islamophobe? Shouldn't Islam by Bob's standards be something that needs to be "diminished and contained" since it doesn't seem compatible with the superior future?

He spells it out directly. In order for the superior future to come to pass, the successful and the imperialists need to be tethered to a vast third world immigrant influx so the shithole nations can catch up with the developed ones.

What was the sci-fi story/novel/movie where everyone is maimed/blinded/lobotomized so no one can pull away from the herd? Probably was in one of those Dangerous Visions books. Anyway, that's Bob's utopia - sprinters wearing leg irons.

 

[A Random]

Harrison Bergeron.

 

[AnOminous]

What was the sci-fi story/novel/movie where everyone is maimed/blinded/lobotomized so no one can pull away from the herd? Probably was in one of those Dangerous Visions books. Anyway, that's Bob's utopia - sprinters wearing leg irons.

Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut, I think collected first in Welcome to the Monkey House. Vonnegut did have one story in the Dangerous Visions anthologies, called The Great Space Fuck.

 

[BR55]

It took a couple years for liberals to change their tune on Russia being America's number 1 geopolitical foe, an idea to which they initially reacted with smug superiority and derision and mockery.

Does that count?

"The 80's called they want their Foreign Policy back" It's seems so long ago now. Of course I also remember when people like Dubya, Mitt Romney and John McCain were Public Enemy number 1 to the Left. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a thing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If Christian fundies are so bad, why does Bob want an open borders world where Islamic fundies can immigrate at will? Shouldn't Bob be a huge Islamophobe? Shouldn't Islam by Bob's standards be something that needs to be "diminished and contained" since it doesn't seem compatible with the superior future?

I asked him before about how his secularism is going to play out if Islam is the world's fastest growing religion (more complicated than that but I wanted to sound #Woke). His response was "Secularism is not the absence of religion but the lack of enforcement of it". He never responded back when I followed by asking if it even mattered what the government's stance on religion is if an overwhelming majority of the population believed in something like the dominance he complains about Christianity historically having in the US. I want to believe he knows it'll blow up in his face to admit Islam and other religions will be his enemy.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I asked him before about how his secularism is going to play out if Islam is the world's fastest growing religion (more complicated than that but I wanted to sound #Woke). His response was "Secularism is not the absence of religion but the lack of enforcement of it". He never responded back when I followed by asking if it even mattered what the government's stance on religion is if an overwhelming majority of the population believed in something like the dominance he complains about Christianity historically having in the US. I want to believe he knows it'll blow up in his face to admit Islam and other religions will be his enemy.

I think Bob's Islamophilia can be explained by this fact alone: Christians and Republicans hate them, so they must be good. (He probably also believes that a few years of exposure to Dancing With the Stars and our Marxist educational system will turn them from rooftop gaymale shot-put enthusiasts into progressive, rainbow-wearing hipsters.)

 

[The Nothingness]

So for something off-topic with this thread, David Burge posted on Twitter the pros and cons of the different cities Amazon may choose for their new headquarters. His tweet for Boston made me instantly think of Bob (mainly when looking at the cons)

 

[GeePee]

And never will since he hates movies that question his views.

As a brazillian,I dare him to come over there and still call it a paradise...

 

[Kyria the Great]

As a brazillian,I dare him to come over there and still call it a paradise...

Perhaps some paramilitary terrorist group will ransom Bob with then pistol whipping him for yammering on about the superior future.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So for something off-topic with this thread, David Burge posted on Twitter the pros and cons of the different cities Amazon may choose for their new headquarters. His tweet for Boston made me instantly think of Bob (mainly when looking at the cons)

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Speaking of university grads, did Bob get a post-secondary education beyond community college? I have a hard enough time imagining him graduating high school because he was too busy playing Mario. In the highly unlikely scenario if pursues a Master's degree, what makes me think Brick by Brick would be his thesis?