Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

Please flag as many shit-headed tweets from him as possible.
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As much I would love to advocate the idea. It is gonna take a shit ton of people to pull, and more so since how much time it took to kick Dobson off twitter.

However, I'm not sure if it's A-logging. But by all mean they can try.

Interesting. Didn't Bob want a Lois Lane film in the DCEU? Now he thinks they are throwing shit at the "literal" wall (he should not use words he does not understand the meaning of) because WB is producing a Metropolis series on its streaming service. No doubt he is salivating at the thought of the Black Panther spinoffs Disney is likely planning for its service. Not that he is going to watch them. He is just in love with the idea of them.

Bob's inconsistencies speaks no bounds. And I'm not surprised at all. I doubt disney would make Black Panther spinoffs outside of Netflix. They know Wakanda has a WAAAY darker feel than they can pull from the films. But Bob will watch it since he's a brand whore.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah, nobody watched it, and it got cancelled. Funny how the world works.

That's the tweet of a man who might lose his job again.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Not that he is going to watch them. He is just in love with the idea of them.

This is such a vital problem for Bob and one of the reasons why he's such a major lolcow to begin with. He doesn't actually partake in the majority of the mediums he voices his opinions on. He doesn't actually watch half the movies he criticizes or praises, he doesn't actually read the comic books he supposedly knows so much about, nor does he play a majority of the games he talks about. He just wants to maintain a critics and fanboy persona to the public without actually doing any of the work that goes into that.

 

[Flexo]

:horrifying:

"I'm not even the most offensive or aggressive person..."

YES YOU ARE, BOB! That's what everyone keeps telling you!

Bì zuǐ, Bob.

OMG he finally did it! He complained about nations worshiping their past then praised China... a nation that loves to worship its past. Anyone here ever see the ADV China youtube channel?

Think we can get them to sponsor a visit to China for Bob with the agreement they film his mental breakdown?

 

[Done]

That's the tweet of a man who might lose his job again.
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2018 continues to deliver a lot of Bob salt, that's a year I would get behind tbh.

I have no idea what a sequel to Passion of the Christ would even be about, but God bless Mel Gibson for making it just to spite Bob.

 

[HY 140]

I have no idea what a sequel to Passion of the Christ would even be about

Jesus rises from the dead and shit happens

 

[Ruin]

Jesus rises from the dead and shit happens

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still salty about Passion.

"We may have racists, but you have MORE racists, so you lose!"

JFC...

But for me, it was Tuesday.

(Sorry, I just really wanted to say that.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Still salty about losing his job.
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It feels great to see this tub of shit lose his job.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It feels great to see this tub of shit lose his job.

Granted, it was back in '04, but if the shoe fits...

 

[Done]

Jesus rises from the dead and shit happens

So basically The Crow?

 

[Gordon Cole]

So basically The Crow?

Now it just sounds like a Robot Chicken skit.

It feels great to see this tub of shit lose in general.

FTFY.

 

[Done]

Now it just sounds like a Robot Chicken skit.

Shhh.. trust Mel, he will get us the salt we crave.

 

[Gordon Cole]

How sad is it that him and his dumbass followers think this is awesome?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I just a little thought I had while expressing my disdain for Andrew Dobson's belief that he is some sort of authority on Superman. Shouldn't Bob hate the big blue boy scout by default? It was two Kansas farmers that shaped Supes' moral code and outlook on the world. You know, the people Bob considers obsolete and should be phased out to bring in his Superior Future (TM).

Granted, I should not underestimate a morbidly obese and footless man's mental gymnastics...

 

[Plissken]

I just a little thought I had while expressing my disdain for Andrew Dobson's belief that he is some sort of authority on Superman. Shouldn't Bob hate the big blue boy scout by default? It was two Kansas farmers that shaped Supes' moral code and outlook on the world. You know, the people Bob considers obsolete and should be phased out to bring in his Superior Future (TM).

Granted, I should not underestimate a morbidly obese and footless man's mental gymnastics...

Footless? Did he lose his feet or something? I'm confused.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Footless? Did he lose his feet or something? I'm confused.

He has diabetes and seems to get sick a lot.

 

[A Random]

So everyone treats him as having already lost his feet, because we haven't seen them in years.

 

[Positron]

So everyone treats him as having already lost his feet, because we haven't seen them in years.

Actually we do, but we aren't sure if they're prosthetics.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Speaking of his diabetes, do we actually know anything about Bob's diet? I remember a couple weeks ago he tweeted about eating goldfish crackers in a bar. That got me wondering what his day to day diet is like.