Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Speaking of his diabetes, do we actually know anything about Bob's diet? I remember a couple weeks ago he tweeted about eating goldfish crackers in a bar. That got me wondering what his day to day diet is like.

He once talked about showing up at a party with a gross of Chicken McNuggets. It was not, so far as I know, a party for ten year old kids.
 
You're really not one to judge.
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Bob's in control of his anger.
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...and Bernie.
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Speaking of his diabetes, do we actually know anything about Bob's diet? I remember a couple weeks ago he tweeted about eating goldfish crackers in a bar. That got me wondering what his day to day diet is like.
@Mola Ram mentioned the Chicken McNugget story, but there's also the deep fried turkey on New Year's, stress-eating pizza after the election results came in, wanting burgers late at night, eating a cucumber for dinner, talking about the "flavor profile" of Frosted Flakes/Lucky Charms mashup cereal...

Lomg story short, his eating habits are as unhealthy and inexplicable as his sleeping schedule.
 
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You're really not one to judge.
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Bob's in control of his anger.
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Sperging about Disney...
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...and Bernie.
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@Mola Ram mentioned the Chicken McNugget story, but there's also the deep fried turkey on New Year's, strees eating pizza after the election results, wanting burgers late at night, eating a cucumber for dinner, talking about the "flavor profile" of Frosted Flakes/Lucky Charms mashup cereal...

Lomg story short, his eating habits are as unhealthy and inexplicable as his sleeping schedule.

It's very obvious the man has uncontrolled diabetes with serious mental health issues. He needs to get back on track with his diabetic diet plan and seek a therapist for some anger resolution.
 
The numbers very clearly show it was absolutely necessary for Trump to win that he carried votes of people who voted for Obama not just once but twice. He couldn't have won states that Obama won without doing that by the millions. It was obviously Hillary's own stupidity, arrogance and condescension that lost the election, as well as her Robby Mook-inspired stupidity of campaigning in states like California and New York while ignoring states she subsequently lost (even though her own husband who has actually won elections said this was a bad idea).
The stupidity of the Hillary campaigners is something that will be studied for decades to come.
If she had let Bill help her, she would have won.
I suspect she didn’t want him involved because that would have made the “Trump is sexist” attacks less credible.
 
The stupidity of the Hillary campaigners is something that will be studied for decades to come.
If she had let Bill help her, she would have won.
I suspect she didn’t want him involved because that would have made the “Trump is sexist” attacks less credible.
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Bob's in control of his anger.

A question for those who have outbursts of rage over anti-homeless designs (as if Bob isn't on the verge of ragestroking about friggin' everything): do you think architects, designers, marketers, or the property owners themselves like these things? Do you think they find them aesthetically pleasing? Do you think they went into constructing or purchasing these properties smacking their lips at how they could fuck over the destitute?

Of course not. These elements exist because the homeless made them necessary. Anytime you pass, say, a beautiful 19th century church in NYC and notice its porch has been walled in with ugly iron grates, you can rest assured that until those grates were put in, that porch was a festering pit of filth and drugs and garbage. The causes of homelessness are numerous (although mental illness never gets the blame it deserves), but when the government does fuck-all to deal with it, then it falls to private citizens to prevent their properties from becoming hazardous to both health and safety.

I really wonder sometimes how sheltered Bob is. He grew up in Boston but he seems completely divorced from the uglier realities of city life.
 
I really wonder sometimes how sheltered Bob is. He grew up in Boston but he seems completely divorced from the uglier realities of city life.

Honestly, Bob seems extraordinarily sheltered, even for a moron that makes his meager living ranting about pop culture. I get the feeling the guy has never wanted for anything in his life- he just pounded his ham of an arm and cried until he got Mario 3 or McNuggets or whatever stupid shit he momentarily desired. I doubt Bob's ever been asked to walk downtown with a female friend (hypothetical in his case) because some of the homeless guys don't have the most enlightened views on a woman's personal space. Why does Bob have compassion for the homeless at all? Aren't they the obsolete of the obsolete?

"Well if they're going to die, they'd better do it, and decrease the surplus population!"

Bob is pretty massively inconsistent in his views on "obsolete" people. How are farmers and rust belt workers obsolete but the homeless aren't? This might be some of his most transparent virtue signaling. Bob shows zero compassion for the downsized or those that chose careers in dying industries so unless there's some weird fetishization of the homeless these days, I don't know what he's on about. No one's fooled.

Supplementary: Bob MUST be sheltered. He thinks Mario should be from Brooklyn, yet most NYC natives hate Bostonians. Does Bob hate himself? Probably.
 
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Still incapable of admitting fault, I see.
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"Let them have some Rube-stompin' PRIDE!" is no "It's a Brooklyn thing!"
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Bob is pretty massively inconsistent in his views on "obsolete" people. How are farmers and rust belt workers obsolete but the homeless aren't? This might be some of his most transparent virtue signaling. Bob shows zero compassion for the downsized or those that chose careers in dying industries so unless there's some weird fetishization of the homeless these days, I don't know what he's on about. No one's fooled.

I think there is a fetish for the homeless in America. Not so much that people want to be homeless, but more in the sense that it's the go to subject for virtue signaling. People of all ideologies and spectrum like to use them immediately in debate or discussion. It's the go to epidemic that everyone immediately has a concern about.
 
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>Nationalizing Disney because of Black Panther making you feel excited because "muh representation"
I...I don't know where to begin with this absolutely awful idea. I'm going to need help articulating why this is stupid.

"Let them have some Rube-stompin' PRIDE!" is no "It's a Brooklyn thing!"
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The reverse doesn't mean the same thing though. It's like "Apples are fruit" and "Bananas are fruit too" does not mean "Apples are bananas" but they are certainly both fruit..
 
I really wonder sometimes how sheltered Bob is. He grew up in Boston but he seems completely divorced from the uglier realities of city life.

He lives in Lynn which is full of obsolete whites since Lynn is pretty Rust Belt-y (as is most of New England outside parts of Boston). Makes me wonder why he doesn't beg his brother to move him to a nearby place full of people who are the future of America like some parts of Roxbury, Dorchester, and Mattapan nearby in Boston, or a bit further in Springfield or Holyoke or across the state line in Hartford CT. Not that many obsolete whites there!

Honestly, Bob seems extraordinarily sheltered, even for a moron that makes his meager living ranting about pop culture. I get the feeling the guy has never wanted for anything in his life- he just pounded his ham of an arm and cried until he got Mario 3 or McNuggets or whatever stupid shit he momentarily desired. I doubt Bob's ever been asked to walk downtown with a female friend (hypothetical in his case) because some of the homeless guys don't have the most enlightened views on a woman's personal space. Why does Bob have compassion for the homeless at all? Aren't they the obsolete of the obsolete?

Makes me wonder what Blobbo would do if he saw a common scene in Lynn with some guy OD'ing on opiates?
 
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I just a little thought I had while expressing my disdain for Andrew Dobson's belief that he is some sort of authority on Superman. Shouldn't Bob hate the big blue boy scout by default? It was two Kansas farmers that shaped Supes' moral code and outlook on the world. You know, the people Bob considers obsolete and should be phased out to bring in his Superior Future (TM).

Granted, I should not underestimate a morbidly obese and footless man's mental gymnastics...
He's more like Lex Luthor tbh. That is, if Lex Luthor was born in the body of an obese, lowly YouTuber who due to his lot in life, cannot act out his diabolical plans.
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I see he's trying to kiss up to Leftist Twitter after losing points with them for his talk of subhumans holding back the Superior Future (TM).
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IDK which is the more nightmarish of these scenarios, the socialist fantasy or the quasi-ancap/corporatist fantasy.
While I'm certainly no fan of Sanders' policies, part of me wishes that he gets the 2020 Dem nomination because he's a more honest representation of the left's beliefs than neolibs like Hillary and Obama AND so that Bob gets a brain aneurysm regardless of who wins.
 
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