Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Talk shit, get hit. Bob still does not understand that concept at all, and considering how fat he is, it is completely possible that he will die before realizing that.

But Bob said he has another 60 years, he's the future and it's inevitable, not this 21 year old who does not appear morbidly obese and diabetic!

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I think the most disturbing thing about Bob isn't that he's a fat Hitler wannabe. It's the fact that he has an army of fans willing to rip apart his opposition, a wannabe Nazi Party, if you will. Which means that there are human beings on this planet more pathetic than Bob himself. Let that sink in.

 

[Lunete]

Bob's response:
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Quit trying to sound smart, you just got schooled by a college student.

Everyone is capable of using dictionary.com Bob. You aren't that smart.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob's response:
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Quit trying to sound smart, you just got schooled by a college student.

I don't know whats better how clearly triggered bob is from being accused of not saying something intelligent and how quickly he broke out the thesaurus or that he thinks his critique could be discouraging to someone with nearly 3X his subscriber base.

Fingers crossed this turns into another Razorfist moment where bob gets destroyed and runs away with his tail between his legs.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob would make for a good episode of Content Cop, to be honest. The only problem is that Ian only goes after YouTubers with popularity and a broad reach, and Bob is popular only in his own mind. Pretty sure Bob is legitimately below his notice. But Metokur will take on anyone pathetic piece of shit out there, so there's always some hope for that.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob's response:
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Quit trying to sound smart, you just got schooled by a college student.

What's funny about this isn't what Bob says. It's what he doesn't say. Not gonna address the whole basement thing, huh Bob?

 

[Gordon Cole]

This is like getting running tips from Tammy Duckworth.

And here comes the saltiness:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This is like getting running advice from Tammy Duckworth.
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Bob criticizing someone's delivery? With his accent? With the fact he'll do videos with his voice artificially sped up? Fucking wow.

And going after someone for repeating themselves? Bob, every single video, tweet or blogpost you've ever made has been as bloated and over-stretched as your stomach.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Blade is totes political because I used my super-duper analytical skills. Take that, Ralph!"

Also, fucking incredible.

Bob criticizing someone's delivery? With his accent? With the fact he'll do videos with his voice artificially sped up? Fucking wow.

And going after someone for repeating themselves? Bob, every single video, tweet or blogpost you've ever made has been as bloated and over-stretched as your stomach.

It's like every month Bob says or does something extremely exceptional by his standards; January was "STOP. TREATING. THESE. PEOPLE. LIKE. PEOPLE", February was "Autism Blackface", and this month is The Ralph Affair.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I love how Blobbo is getting called out by everyone, and yet he still believes that he's on higher ground than the rest.

"Blade is totes political because I used my super-duper analytical skills. Take that, Ralph!"
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Why is that directed at Ralph?, i remember him trashing Blade and it's sequels in one of his videos.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

This is like getting running tips from Tammy Duckworth.
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Jesus the envy is just rolling off bob in waves here.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Christ, his fans are gigantic kissasses.

Ralph actually makes movies. Bob made this:

"Iront".

 

[Kyria the Great]

Iront".

Jesus Christ Bob, I didn't know that Three Billboards would make him this salty, but now I hope it sweeps the Oscars just to piss him off and I haven't even seen the movie yet. Also, I love how he treats his own subjective opinion as objective and measurable fact while he would have to prove that the film on an objective level is at such a shoddy quality that it is undeserving.

 

[Water-T]

Look at Blob pull the bitchest of bitch moves.

"I'm going to sic my fans on this guy for having an opinion I don't like, but I'll do it in a way that lets me off the hook! Genius!"

Good old Blob - whenever he loses the argument, he drops a bunch of words gleaned from his "word a day" calendar and considers it a win.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Jesus Christ Bob, I didn't know that Three Billboards would make him this salty, but now I hope it sweeps the Oscars just to piss him off and I haven't even seen the movie yet. Also, I love how he treats his own subjective opinion as objective and measurable fact while he would have to prove that the film on an objective level is at such a shoddy quality that it is undeserving.

The movie's genuinely great, and I highly recommend seeing it. He and Film Twitter are pissed off that Dixon, the racist cop character played by Sam Rockwell is shown to be a three-dimensional character instead of the shallow brute that Bob would write him as.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Good old Blob - whenever he loses the argument, he drops a bunch of words gleaned from his "word a day" calendar and considers it a win.

Bob forgets that big words used by a stupid man, still makes him a stupid man. Hell, I usually prefer folks to use simpler words to make sure that what they say has the most impact to everyone, and not just a few who might get it.

 

[BR55]

The movie's genuinely great, and I highly recommend seeing it. He and Film Twitter are pissed off that Dixon, the racist cop character played by Sam Rockwell is shown to be a three-dimensional character instead of the shallow brute that Bob would write him as.

Funny story. The director of Three Billboards actually said that people like Bob "Wanted a movie written for 6 year olds". I can see where he's coming from. Things like nuance and shades of grey can be difficult for manchildren like Bob.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Funny story. The director of Three Billboards actually said that people like Bob "Wanted a movie written for 6 year olds". I can see where he's coming from. Things like nuance and shades of grey can be difficult for manchildren like Bob.

I might actually see this movie then. I would be generally interested in a character who has complex reasons of why they are racist to some group or another and perhaps aside from being racist perhaps they are a good person. It is things like that which makes me wonder if Bob's hatred of the Midwest more comes from ignorance and stuffing his mind with mental garbage like Huffington Post, some working class white kids beat the living shit out of him throughout primary and secondary education, or a combination of the two.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This is like getting running tips from Tammy Duckworth.
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And here comes the saltiness:
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Is Bob actually trying to give the more popular, more successful movie critic advice?

 

[Zenigata]

"I know what a grind it is to get traction or respect as you come up," says the man who started before Ralph and is much less successful than him.