Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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TerminalTryHard said:
Unfortunately I think bob will keep taking jabs at ralph, at least from a distance. For whatever reason ralph hit a nerve with bob and bob is way to petty to let it go.
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Bob's too much of a coward to get up and personal. The best way to confront him is to deprive him of that distance.
 
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Ah yes, that piercing, analytical wit which separates Bob from Ralph.
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TerminalTryHard said:
Unfortunately I think bob will keep taking jabs at ralph, at least from a distance. For whatever reason ralph hit a nerve with bob and bob is way to petty to let it go.
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Likely it's because Ralph is actually not a completely reviled failure in his parents basement. I mean, think about it for a second, you're a fat 'film critic' who makes shitty content on YouTube, and has been doing so for almost a decade with only just a bit over 100k subs, you're reviled by the majority of people and as fun to be around as the bubonic plague, dropped from publications for being malignant, and are basically the Jim Sterling of film, yet still more disliked all while living in your parents basement, and you see Ralph. Kid's doing what you want, people like him, he's making a film, going to school, and despite being over a decade younger than you has over 3x the subs you do. Wouldn't you hate him too? He wants to be Ralph, despite never wanting to admit it. So he'll toss insults from a distance, hide behind the words he finds from that thesaurus in his parents basement, and tell himself how much of a success he is.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
Unfortunately I think bob will keep taking jabs at ralph, at least from a distance. For whatever reason ralph hit a nerve with bob and bob is way to petty to let it go.
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I'm not so sure about that. After Razorfist positively shredded Bob in his rebuttal rant. Bob has mostly left Razor alone. Bob may keep passively sniping at Ralph. Or he may slink off in humiliation.
 
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Doctor Stan said:
Likely it's because Ralph is actually not a completely reviled failure in his parents basement. I mean, think about it for a second, you're a fat 'film critic' who makes shitty content on YouTube, and has been doing so for almost a decade with only just a bit over 100k subs, you're reviled by the majority of people and as fun to be around as the bubonic plague, dropped from publications for being malignant, and are basically the Jim Sterling of film, yet still more disliked all while living in your parents basement, and you see Ralph. Kid's doing what you want, people like him, he's making a film, going to school, and despite being over a decade younger than you has over 3x the subs you do. Wouldn't you hate him too? He wants to be Ralph, despite never wanting to admit it. So he'll toss insults from a distance, hide behind the words he finds from that thesaurus in his parents basement, and tell himself how much of a success he is.
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Aunt's basement.
 
Oh Long Johnson said:
Aunt's basement.
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I thought it was confirmed his mother's. Someone found them in an online phonebook and Bob, his (now deceased) dad and a woman who is presumably his mother all had the same address listed.

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Doug_Hitzel said:
This is really sad.

Peter L. Chipman (age: 60s) and Patricia Ann Chipman (age: 60s) have the same address as Robert L. Chipman (age: 30s):
12 Southside Ave
Lynn, MA 01905-1518
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Robert-L-Chipman/Lynn-MA/6sy9nq3
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Peter-L-Chipman/Lynn-MA/h202bur
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Patricia-Ann-Chipman/Lynn-MA/6ey3myq

He is actually living in his parents’ basement. I thought it was just a joke, but it is true.
Holy fuck.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I didn’t know that. My apaologizes.
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It’s generally discouraged because otherwise we’s Have a bunch of idiots looking for e-game calling him and going “lol you have no foot, Fatty” and recording the call as if it was some kind of epic burn.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
I didn’t know that. My apaologizes.
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Stuff like that is where the reviled term 'ween' comes from, shorthand from 'Epik Ween!' when kids would call up Chris Chandler's house and insult him, and record the calls to show how great trolls they are. Don't do it, weens get doxxed
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
His phone number has been listed in there as well by the way. Anyone willing to call him?
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Why would anyone bother calling Bob? Even if he didn’t hang up immediately after noticing it was someone who he didn’t recognize, he wouldn’t give you anything worth the time. And recording the call is highly illegal if you don’t tell him “I’m recording this call.” And if you think he’s dumb enough to sperg out after hearing that, you have another thing coming.

There just isn’t any point to calling him unless you’re some fanboy who really wants diabetes Sempai to notice you
 
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