Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

Hell, Bob isn't even close to being the left-wing equivalent of Alex Jones. For as stupid as the shit he peddles is, Jones has managed to at least build a successful career and brand off of his content.

Bob still hasn't managed to move on from his parents basement.

 

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Hell, Bob isn't even close to being the left-wing equivalent of Alex Jones. For as stupid as the shit he peddles is, Jones has managed to at least build a successful career and brand off of his content.

Bob still hasn't managed to move on from his parents basement.

True. Once he starts selling dick pills and water filters, THEN we can call him leftie Alex Jones. Until then, he's just Bob Chipman, journeyman thesaurus operator.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Is Bob actually a bear?

And this sounds like a halfway decent concept. Too bad it's probably been done.

Holy shit, shut the fuck up.

 

[Red Hood]

Ah yes, that piercing, analytical wit which separates Bob from Ralph.
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This IS Bob we're talking about. Getting up stairs in sweats is like running a triathlon for this lardass. He can't fathom complex movement in any kind of clothing.

That's best left for CGI in Bob's mind.

But to be real- ballet on a professional level IS really difficult, hence the performers committing to practicing and actually developing skills in it. They also all have to work together as a team. Bob could learn something from this. But he won't.

Is Bob actually trying to give the more popular, more successful movie critic advice?

Well, for a while Bob was regularly taking shots at RedLetterMedia, in spite of them being infinitely better at everything. Hell, Mike and Rich Evans are both really charming and likeable commenters despite being fat.

Maybe Bob takes their constant diabetes jokes personally.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I can't understand how anyone could want to talk to this motherfucker.

I can imagine how that conversation would go:

*phone rings*

Bob: Hello? Is this the pizza guy? Remember, I only wanted two extra larges with reduced cheese this time - I'm trying to cut back.

Ween: Hi Bob, Mario isn't real and the Superior Future will never happen.

*pause*

Bob: Mahrio is real, the Superior Future will happen when we herd all the Trump supporters into camps and you are wasting your time with this...

*rustling sound is heard as Bob flicks through Thesaurus*

Bob: Capricious elucidation. Good night friendo.

*hangs up phone*

 

[Emperor Julian]

Is Bob actually a bear?
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Bob just helped Alex Jones with his obvious pr stunt......maybe he is Alex Jones' left wing twin.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

1100 Pages. We are at the 1100! Congrats, Bob!

Let your autism keep giving us material.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'll start off thread 1101: Bashing ICE agents for doing their job and obeying the law.

 

[Water-T]

Bob is so transparently desperate not to be seen as the fat moron he is. Honestly, "hamartia?" Really? Good job picking the most obscure synonym for "flaw" you could find in the thesaurus. What a pretentious dickwad.

Blob remembered that word because it has "ham" in it.

 

[Flexo]

It’s generally discouraged because otherwise we’s Have a bunch of idiots looking for e-game calling him and going “lol you have no foot, Fatty” and recording the call as if it was some kind of epic burn.

Well, for a while Bob was regularly taking shots at RedLetterMedia, in spite of them being infinitely better at everything. Hell, Mike and Rich Evans are both really charming and likeable commenters despite being fat.

I would start a gofundme to have Rich Evans prank call Bob's house.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So these next few days we get to see Bob throw a fussy fit in one or two possibilities

1. Three Billboards winning Best Picture tonight.
2. DACA ending tomorrow.

Which one will probably happen for real?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't see Three Billboards winning Best Picture tonight. I think Dunkirk or Darkest Hour is going to take it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't see Three Billboards winning Best Picture tonight. I think Dunkirk or Darkest Hour is going to take it.

My money’s on Shape of Water because of the amount of wins it has had lately. I wish Dunkirk and or Get Out takes it but it’ll not happen.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

Bob sits in his frozen sewage hole, I mean "basement apartment and production studio" spewing bile online and calling for culling of his fellow countryman, and instead we lose Billy Herrington.

There is no justice in the world.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob sits in his frozen sewage hole, I mean "basement apartment and production studio" spewing bile online and calling for culling of his fellow countryman, and instead we lose Billy Harrington instead.

There is no justice in the world.

He made a absolute fool of himself when Ralph caught on to this potshot, and once again turned heads on him. So I wouldn't call it like that.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob's too much of a coward to get up and personal. The best way to confront him is to deprive him of that distance.

But is it worth it for ralph? bob most likely won't @ or directly mention ralph again anytime soon and probably just make vague comments about some kid on youtube, and even if bob does what value is there any fighting bob?

Likely it's because Ralph is actually not a completely reviled failure in his parents basement. I mean, think about it for a second, you're a fat 'film critic' who makes shitty content on YouTube, and has been doing so for almost a decade with only just a bit over 100k subs, you're reviled by the majority of people and as fun to be around as the bubonic plague, dropped from publications for being malignant, and are basically the Jim Sterling of film, yet still more disliked all while living in your parents basement, and you see Ralph. Kid's doing what you want, people like him, he's making a film, going to school, and despite being over a decade younger than you has over 3x the subs you do. Wouldn't you hate him too? He wants to be Ralph, despite never wanting to admit it. So he'll toss insults from a distance, hide behind the words he finds from that thesaurus in his parents basement, and tell himself how much of a success he is.

The list of people bob is envious of is pretty long though since it basically includes everyone with a working pancreas and who doesn't live in a basement. I think there is more to it. Maybe it was the way ralph ended the conversation not bob, which is why bob tried so hard to goad ralph into coming back to the argument after ralph declared it wasn't worth his time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well, here's to 1100+ pages of Bob Chipman being a dumb and unlikable asshole. May we hit 2000 pages by the end of the year.

 

[Flexo]

Well, here's to 1100+ pages of Bob Chipman being a dumb and unlikable asshole. May we hit 2000 pages by the end of the year.

Common sense can be more readily expected when writing for the general public than when writing for the intelligentsia. -Thomas Sowell

Given that we know Bob aims to write for the intelligentsia, I think he could keep this board going unto the heat death of the universe.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Random though, but has Bob ever talked about Degrassi? I wonder what he’d say about the show.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The list of people bob is envious of is pretty long though since it basically includes everyone with a working pancreas and who doesn't live in a basement. I think there is more to it. Maybe it was the way ralph ended the conversation not bob, which is why bob tried so hard to goad ralph into coming back to the argument after ralph declared it wasn't worth his time.

Bob is the epitome of what happens when someone lacks the ability to self-examine their life. It's hard to look in the mirror and comprehend that your the reason for your failures, but Bob is exceptional at avoiding this. He would rather blame everyone else for his failures and project his flaws onto other people that are actually far better then he is. People that are actually pursuing careers and dreams that Bob so desperately wants to have. He sits in his shit-shack of a basement, growing angry and jealous that these people have what he doesn't.

If he legitimately examined himself and his behavior, he would likely for the first time in his life actually understand that it's fault for the way his life is. He could then begin the path of self-improvement, possibly turn his life around and a build a successful career that has been stagnant because he's a lazy, mentally inept moron.

But then again, I suppose at this point in his life it's next to impossible for him to succeed in life, even if he was serious and worked at it. Things like this thread, his social media history and even his book will forever be a stain on his image. Even he tried to start over, change his ways and become a productive member of society, employers left and right will turn him away once they google his name.

I would feel pity for him, but he doesn't deserve it.