Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Holy shit, shut the fuck up.
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Somebody who's constantly sperging about nazism should at least know enough about German history to know what the SPD is. The way he tries to act all smug ("only smart compared to other Americans tee hee") while being just as ignorant as his strawman of low IQ hicks that should be exterminated to bring about a superior future is peak Chipman. Bonus points for not being sure if the guys that opposed Hitler are nazis.
 
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Intelligent Calcium said:
Somebody who's constantly sperging about nazism should at least know enough about German history to know what the SPD is. The way he tries to act all smug ("only smart compared to other Americans tee hee") while being just as ignorant as his strawman of low IQ hicks that should be exterminated to bring about a superior future is peak Chipman. Bonus points for not being sure if the guys that opposed Hitler are nazis.
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I like the binary of "good guys" and "basically Nazis". That totally isn't biased in any sense.
 
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Intelligent Calcium said:
Somebody who's constantly sperging about nazism should at least know enough about German history to know what the SPD is. The way he tries to act all smug ("only smart compared to other Americans tee hee") while being just as ignorant as his strawman of low IQ hicks that should be exterminated to bring about a superior future is peak Chipman. Bonus points for not being sure if the guys that opposed Hitler are nazis.
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Blob using his own ignorance to signal about how much better and world-aware he is than other Americans. Fucking hell. Anyway, the Nazis are AFD, not the SDP. They have very different names and abbreviations, Bob - a political genius like yourself shouldn't be confusing them so easily.

Also, I hope nobody tells him that the SDP played a role in the rise of Hitler by being extremely authoritarian towards their enemies...
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Holy shit, shut the fuck up.
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For you Bob.
 
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Hiragana said:
Sounds like the Truman Show, but with Super Heroes. I'm certain more than one cape have been put in a simulation or recreation of some kind without their knowing.
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Bob's ultra late again. Both the "one guy who's not jaded" and "the straight man in a world of crazy people" have been done multiple times before.
 
TheImportantFart said:
I can imagine how that conversation would go:

*phone rings*

Bob: Hello? Is this the pizza guy? Remember, I only wanted two extra larges with reduced cheese this time - I'm trying to cut back.

Ween: Hi Bob, Mario isn't real and the Superior Future will never happen.

*pause*

Bob: Mahrio is real, the Superior Future will happen when we herd all the Trump supporters into camps and you are wasting your time with this...

*rustling sound is heard as Bob flicks through Thesaurus*

Bob: Capricious elucidation. Good night friendo.

*hangs up phone*
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No, the conversation goes "Sorry, the number you are trying to reach is not in service," since it's either a disconnected landline or Bob/Chris unplugged the thing to stop Obsolete wasteland ghouls from calling them.
 
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Oh Long Johnson said:
:late: and crude, but..
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Looking at that photo, I just noticed this: is one of Bob's legs smaller then the other? His right one looks significantly smaller then his left. It could be the angle, but the way he's standing on it looks incredibly odd to begin with. It almost looks deformed and not lined up right with his ass and hip. Especially when compared to his left leg. Am I the only one noticing this?

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LordofCringe7206 said:
Looking at that photo, I just noticed this: is one of Bob's legs smaller then the other? His right one looks significantly smaller then his left. It could be the angle, but the way he's standing on it looks incredibly odd to begin with. It almost looks deformed and not lined up right with his ass and hip. Especially when compared to his left leg. Am I the only one noticing this?

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It's probably because his prosthetic foot doesn't match with the real one.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I'll start off thread 1101: Bashing ICE agents for doing their job and obeying the law.

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Illegal immigrants are not innocent, they broke a law by coming in illegally, it's in the name my dude. And "history will think they are villains!" Okay...? Who cares what people will think of you hundreds of years after you are dead?
 
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I've figured it out. Bob with his pseudo-intellectual loquaciousness is the white version of Oswald Bates from "In Living Color":


I wonder what Bob would think of "In Living Color" now, a groundbreaking show that took potshots at the idiocy of all races while showing those same races cooperating and working together towards common goals. He'd probably accuse it of being a minstrel show or something...
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
Today in Black Panther sperging...
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And more Three Billboards sperging.
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Being a ghastly cunt doesn't help, Bob.
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And lastly, letting his inner autismo run wild.
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Off topic, but I'm aware he saw Black Panther four times now. I wonder how many times he saw The Avengers in 2012 and Guardians of the Galaxy in 2014 since he loves those movies as much as Black Panther.
 
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