Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Holden]

I ask this every 300 pages or so, but has Bob ever had sex? Serious question.

no, but given the way he looks at his niece im sure he has plans

 

[Kyria the Great]

I ask this every 300 pages or so, but has Bob ever had sex? Serious question.

I wish there were a rhetorical question rating as I would give you that, but the answer is quite obvious when you have such a maladjusted, basement-dwelling, fatass who spends way too much time ranting on the internet....

Spoiler: the answer

Of course fucking not!!!!

 

[Done]

And she's a troon.

And now things make far more sense in so many ways.

I wish there were a rhetorical question rating as I would give you that, but the answer is quite obvious when you have such a maladjusted, basement-dwelling, fatass who spends way too much time ranting on the internet....

Spoiler: the answer

Of course fucking not!!!!

It's called

no, but given the way he looks at his niece im sure he has plans

I have a far better picture for what you're trying to convey, and it comes with 2,000% less :islamic::

 

[Judge Holden]

I have a far better picture for what you're trying to convey, and it comes with 2,000% less :islamic::

Ah but have you ever heard the term "throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

Bob could be gifted an untouched 17 year old catholic virgin Nun and would still be unable to feel any tightness if he drilled his half inch john holmes sausage up her unused shitfunnel

With his niece he might have half a chance of breaking hymen

 

[Done]

Ah but have you ever heard the term "throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

It wouldn't matter where he's throwing it, Bob is throwing a half-size pencil anyways..

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I could have sworn we'd determined he had a girlfriend at one point, like a decade ago or something.

Bob being an incel would obviously be far more satisfying. Damned if I go digging for it.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I could have sworn we'd determined he had a girlfriend at one point, like a decade ago or something.

Bob being an incel would obviously be far more satisfying. Damned if I go digging for it.

I don't care either way. I'm just here to laugh at him with you people on this thread

 

[Godzilla@1989]

no, but given the way he looks at his niece im sure he has plans

Bob legitimately looks like he’s a legit sexual predator. I honestly think he has had experiences of him harassing women and covered it up. I think someone will expose him for it.

 

[elder god]

lol calm down.

Game maker studio has been around for a long time, I use it sometimes to dick around on pc when I’m board. It’s a half ok starting kit but it’s not some legendary tool that will change gaming forever. And whatever version switch is getting won’t be the best considering coding is a big part of the fun things you can do.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Bob legitimately looks like he’s a legit sexual predator. I honestly think he has had experiences of him harassing women and covered it up. I think someone will expose him for it.

Keep in mind, by his own admission he knew about ol Devin 'Crotch Goblin' Faraci and what he was doing, evidently as he was doing, and apparently did and said nothing about it.

Sooooooooooooo yeah, more than likely has done something himself.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Keep in mind, by his own admission he knew about ol Devin 'Crotch Goblin' Faraci and what he was doing, evidently as he was doing, and apparently did and said nothing about it.

Sooooooooooooo yeah, more than likely has done something himself.

I also think he could have creep and harass a couple of women while at the Escapist. I wonder if there’s someone on Twitter that’ll call him out for harassing her. I hope that happens.

 

[cypocryphy]

Has Bob been tweeting about "Annihilation" at all? That should be right up his alley, right? Or are he and his ilk manchildren who are too autistic to enjoy anything that isn't "Geek culture" IP?

(yea, I recently watched the HITB for it)

 

[RockVolnutt]

Has Bob been tweeting about "Annihilation" at all? That should be right up his alley, right? Or are he and his ilk manchildren who are too autistic to enjoy anything that isn't "Geek culture" IP?

(yea, I recently watched the HITB for it)

Why can't he just watch Black Panther for the 8th time and buy a Black Panther coffee mug and Black Panther socks while insisting he's an activist instead of a mindless consumer?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Why can't he just watch Black Panther for the 8th time and buy a Black Panther coffee mug and Black Panther socks while insisting he's an activist instead of a mindless consumer?

because he's broke at the moment?

 

[Mola Ram]

because he's broke at the moment?

Besides, what use does he have for socks?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Besides, what use does he have for socks?

No one said he'd wear them, just buying them.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

No one said he'd wear them, just buying them.

for extra insulation in the basement I would presume

 

[AnOminous]

It's no wonder that Bob likes later season, soapbox-speeching, Mary Sue Lisa Simpson over the early, insecure, earnest Lisa Simpson. He relates to her more.

The lengthy heartfelt speech in this post was amazingly autistic. But I completely agreed with it and wished I'd written it myself about early Lisa Simpson, so I rated it instead. I really wish we had a wintistic rating.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The lengthy heartfelt speech in this post was amazingly autistic. But I completely agreed with it and wished I'd written it myself about early Lisa Simpson, so I rated it instead. I really wish we had a wintistic rating.

You'd just be making a Jaimas rating though.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Talking about the Obama-Netflix deal the only way he can.

Of course, it isn't Bob without him being a loathsome cunt.