Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

lol, he still thinks Riri Williams is a worthwhile character.

I have a black friend who absolutely loathes Riri Williams because he views her as a "Replacement Goldfish" for Jim Rhodes whom Riri's creator, Brian Michael Bendis, killed in Civil War II. How would Bob square that peg? Also, without Bendis around to keep her in the spotlight, Riri will have to share it with others in the Champions title unless Dan Slott uses her in his upcoming run on Iron Man. Given how the superhero genre will hit a saturation point in the near future (if it has not already) Riri will likely never be a big name, especially if Marvel Studios tries to make her the replacement for RDJ's Tony Stark.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Because Obama never had a coalition before.
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"But when I call people out in a harsh way..."
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Bob is too much of a pussy to be a fascist though.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob is too much of a pussy to be a fascist though.

All fascists are pussies though. They all share in degenerate socialism as a means to control people.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

...but how does he maintain one? This is perhaps the most puzzling mystery of them all.

To be fair, he still puts out regular content, so that alone makes his remaining fandom less of a mystery than Spoony's.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I hope Miyamoto's as big of a sperg as I am!"

Like his fat ass isn't comfy enough?

This excuse has only ever worked for Michael Keaton and Heath Ledger.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

All fascists are pussies though. They all share in degenerate socialism as a means to control people.

Well Bob is too lazy to do fascist work. Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he had the work ethic to try to get shit done. Bob doesn't have the work ethic.

"I hope Miyamoto's as big of a sperg as I am!"
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Like his fat ass isn't comfy enough?
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This excuse has only ever worked for Michael Keaton and Heath Ledger.
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Michael Keaton and Heath Ledger were both well cast as Batman and the Joker respectively and offer more depth to their roles than ever before. I doubt Kristen Wig will pull it off as Cheetah.

 

[breadandcircuses]

You know, for a moment I confused Kristen Wiig with Kristen Schaal, and I know nothing about Wiig, so I'm just gonna go make a movieblob joke and leave it at that.

(The last time we had a light action film feature comedian actresses, we got Ghostbusters 2016.)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Like his fat ass isn't comfy enough?
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Why do people keep saying jet packs never happened? A quick Google search shows that they're already in development and limited use.

http://www.martinjetpack.com/

http://www.jetpackaviation.com/

 

[The Nothingness]

This excuse has only ever worked for Michael Keaton and Heath Ledger.

Michael Keaton and Heath Ledger were both well cast as Batman and the Joker respectively and offer more depth to their roles than ever before. I doubt Kristen Wig will pull it off as Cheetah.

Bob will most likely defend Kristen Wiig if she is panned for her portrayal rather than join the crowd when it was Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor and Jared Leto as the Joker.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why do people keep saying jet packs never happened? A quick Google search shows that they're already in development and limited use.

http://www.martinjetpack.com/

http://www.jetpackaviation.com/

My guess is ignorance about it because it's irrelevant to their day to day lives/interests outside bringing it up in contexts like this. You need people flying to work in them or celebrities using them frequently for their existence to be acknowledged.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Call me an asshole but I think anyone even remotely concerned about the quality of the Wonder Woman films jumped ship after the first movie, and I seriously have to question the thought process of someone who thinks "gee I thought the Wonder Woman sequal was going to be great until I heard Kristen Wiig was added to the cast!".

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Michael Keaton and Heath Ledger were both well cast as Batman and the Joker respectively and offer more depth to their roles than ever before. I doubt Kristen Wig will pull it off as Cheetah.

(The last time we had a light action film feature comedian actresses, we got Ghostbusters 2016.)

The ultimate reason why Bob is so gung ho about Wiig as the Cheetah is more because, "muh feminism." However, I am cautiously giving her the benefit of the doubt. Part of the reason why Ghostbusters 2016 failed so miserably was because of Amy Pascal's ideological approach to filmmaking and how she gave Paul Feig a blank cheque with the property. With the right direction I think Wiig could do a decent job and I think Patty Jenkins is a more competent director than Feig, but whether she can pull it off is another matter.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Remind me again how he's culturally superior when he shittalks Broadway and TED Talks?

"my friend".

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The ultimate reason why Bob is so gung ho about Wiig as the Cheetah is more because, "muh feminism." However, I am cautiously giving her the benefit of the doubt. Part of the reason why Ghostbusters 2016 failed so miserably was because of Amy Pascal's ideological approach to filmmaking and how she gave Paul Feig a blank cheque with the property. With the right direction I think Wiig could do a decent job and I think Patty Jenkins is a more competent director than Feig, but whether she can pull it off is another matter.

The Cheetah I think would be a difficult villain to protray, someone like Charlize Theron could pull it off. But Kristen Wig would come across a campy as hell.

Remind me again how he's culturally superior when he shittalks Broadway and TED Talks?
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I would love to see Bob at TED just to see people trash him for his shitty ideas.

"my friend".
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Bob will never fuck her.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Cheetah I think would be a difficult villain to protray, someone like Charlize Theron could pull it off. But Kristen Wig would come across a campy as hell.


I would love to see Bob at TED just to see people trash him for his shitty ideas.

"my friend".
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Bob will never fuck her.[/QUOTE]
I definitely agree that Charlize Theron should be The Cheetah. Also, Bob's bullshit isn't tolerated even by his own people, so people would trash his ass at a TED talk. Bob would never fuck anything as he is repulsive in both personality and in his physical build.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I definitely agree that Charlize Theron should be The Cheetah. Also, Bob's bullshit isn't tolerated even by his own people, so people would trash his ass at a TED talk. Bob would never fuck anything as he is repulsive in both personality and in his physical build.

The only fucking he would do is sexual assault, which I feel like he has on multiple occasions. I mean, look at the guy and tell me he looks like a legit rapist.

Also, I want someone to debate him I’m either at TED or online against people like Sargon, Razorfist, Chris Ray Gun, Ben Shaprio, Jordan Peterson, and Ian Miles Chenug. All those guys would crush his fatass.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only fucking he would do is sexual assault, which I feel like he has on multiple occasions. I mean, look at the guy and tell me he looks like a legit rapist.

Also, I want someone to debate him I’m either at TED or online against people like Sargon, Razorfist, Chris Ray Gun, Ben Shaprio, Jordan Peterson, and Ian Miles Chenug. All those guys would crush his fatass.

He did cover up Faraci's sexual assault. Also, Ben Shapiro would be the best person to debate Bob, considering that Bob cannot call him a nazi at all.

 

[Ruin]

TED Talks

He's not exactly wrong. I watched some recent TED talks and they got Bill Nye'd hard. They went from actually interesting and useful shit to complaining about manspreading and micro aggressions.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remind me again how he's culturally superior when he shittalks Broadway and TED Talks?
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>"Within my lifetime"
>Thinking a mega-corp country is a good idea
>Contradicting himself because his "Superior Future" would have abandoned the concept of nations
>Thinking it'd ever be cost effective for the mega-corp to pour money into providing housing and "base-pay" to an obese diabetic movie critic
>Thinking it'd ever be cost effective to do that for any group of people when you could get the robots Bob always goes on about
>Thinking his ability to think has any value when he clearly doesn't do it well
>Thinking he won't be purged thanks to his obesity and medical issues being an objective drain on the company's profits

Goddamn, there's so much stupid in those tweets that I don't even know which angle to start with. This is like some kind of mentally handicapped bastard child of corporatism that pretends to be commie.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob has always wanted to live in a McDonald’s sponsored hellscape with Nintendo happy meal toys.
He’s the kind of corporate sucking fascist that would support company scrip.