Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"She was just pretending to disagree! We all know a Superior woman like Hillary Clinton would totally be down for getting rid of borders and the US government to fully transition us into a Superior global society of the Superior Future free of the Obsolete! She's an American Who Matters."
If I remember correctly, that was precisely how he framed her pushing DOMA. "Oh, she was just trying to get approval in order to build her base; she didn't actually believe it because look how LGBT friendly she is now!" Bob already has his conclusion and will interpret facts in a way that aligns with what he already knows in his heart to be true.
 
If I remember correctly, that was precisely how he framed her pushing DOMA. "Oh, she was just trying to get approval in order to build her base; she didn't actually believe it because look how LGBT friendly she is now!" Bob already has his conclusion and will interpret facts in a way that aligns with what he already knows in his heart to be true.

And what will it take for his heart to break in regards to this matter? Having a heart attack doesn't count since that's a given
 
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If I remember correctly, that was precisely how he framed her pushing DOMA. "Oh, she was just trying to get approval in order to build her base; she didn't actually believe it because look how LGBT friendly she is now!" Bob already has his conclusion and will interpret facts in a way that aligns with what he already knows in his heart to be true.
That's where I got it from. He's already showing that he's willing to toss logic out for the Democrats as he still believes HILLARY CLINTON would bring us closer to his "Superior Future" where we have one big world government. Yes, Hillary as president of the United States would have brought us closer to a future where that position would no longer exist. A world where she'd lose her political power unless she became some mid level politician under whoever runs the Superior Future.

It's beyond :optimistic:
 
But what if Hillary says something that goes against what Bob believes in like building borders? Will he still be a parrot?
He just pretend that doesn't exist, just like he never mentions Trump's anti-videa antics.
 
Bob's behavior would leave me to believe that he is possessed by some sort of demon - an unclean spirit of Unreason responsible for twisting every one of Bob's thoughts into a deluded exultation of madness, jealously and hatred.

But that would have to imply that there's a demon with low enough self-esteem to possess Bob. Or that there is anything more vile and misanthropic than Bob himself. If anything, demons should be worried that he'll possess them.

Also Bob, NINETY PERCENT of morality is made up religious bullshit? Which 90 percent would that be -the rules about doing unto others as they would have done to you? The rules against murder or disproportionate retribution? The rules against cheating on a spouse you've pledged your devotion to? You could make a reasonable argument that there are SOME percentage of laws on the books that should be revised because they were originally written for Iron Age sheepherders, but 90 percent? Were people really that much different back then? And which laws were you personally thinking of letting go, Bob? The laws against chainsawing Trump supporters in their sleep?

Of all the things that Bob has ever said, I don't think I've stumbled upon anything scarier than "Fetuses aren't people" and "90 percent of the moral teachings we follow are bullshit."
 
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Bob's behavior would leave me to believe that he is possessed by some sort of demon - an unclean spirit of Unreason responsible for twisting every one of Bob's thoughts into a deluded exultation of madness, jealously and hatred.

But that would have to imply that there's a demon with low enough self-esteem to possess Bob. Or that there is anything more vile and misanthropic than Bob himself. If anything, demons should be worried that he'll possess them.

Also Bob, NINETY PERCENT of morality is made up religious bullshit? Which 90 percent would that be -the rules about doing unto others as they would have done to you? The rules against murder or disproportionate retribution? The rules against cheating on a spouse you've pledged your devotion to? You could make a reasonable argument that there are SOME percentage of laws on the books that should be revised because they were originally written for Iron Age sheepherders, but 90 percent? Were people really that much different back then? And which laws were you personally thinking of letting go, Bob? The laws against chainsawing Trump supporters in their sleep?

Of all the things that Bob has ever said, I don't think I've stumbled upon anything scarier than "Fetuses aren't people" and "90 percent of the moral teachings we follow are bullshit."
If Bob had morality, he would have never trashed the gamers on the Escapist site during GamerGate and cowardly bowed down to Anita and her bullshit, who by the way is a piece of shit fraud that doesn’t know shit about games.
 
Harrington is dead, Hawking is dead, and Bob is still alive.

There truly is no justice in this world.

There is justice in the world as people for the most part will look fondly on Harrington and Hawking even if they didn't agree with everything they said or believed, on the other hand aside from Lolcow historians like ourselves, Bob will decay with the dust of time and not even remembered by the passages of it.
 
If I remember correctly, that was precisely how he framed her pushing DOMA. "Oh, she was just trying to get approval in order to build her base; she didn't actually believe it because look how LGBT friendly she is now!" Bob already has his conclusion and will interpret facts in a way that aligns with what he already knows in his heart to be true.
That's a convincing argument: "Oh, no, she was just lying to get approval she otherwise wouldn't have."
 
https://youtu.be/tSHboCxevH4

New video where he spergs about Super Smash Bros.
Not even past the first minute and he already got something wrong, the new Smash Bros is not a port, is going to be a new game.
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Taken directly from the trailer.

Also i'm not going to watch his entire list, who's autistic enough to tolerate a Moviebob video over here?
 
Not even past the first minute and he already got something wrong, the new Smash Bros is not a port, is going to be a new game.
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Taken directly from the trailer.

Also i'm not going to watch his entire list, who's autistic enough to tolerate a Moviebob video over here?
"Original game" refers to the original Smash Brothers. It's a placeholder.

You made me defend Bob. Jesus Christ dude. I think I need to go take a shower... in acid.
 
Sperging about the CIA.
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"Don't do what I want you to, Trump!"
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Wow, that's not a loaded choice at all.
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And I'm so glad he's in control of his anger.
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