Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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I give the point to Gord. He was an :autism: by all measures whose artistic ideas were completely stupid. But he was a creative person regardless whose work did grab your attention, and even maybe get a laugh out of you.

Bob is an :autism: who is the antithesis of being creative. Most ideas he comes up with for either films or shows are blatant rip offs of other things, or the ways he wants to improve certain series are either really stupid or just turning that series into a rip off of another series (like that time he said he basically wanted to turn Star Wars into Star Trek).

Gord also eventually saw his dream of being a cartoonist come true. Bob's artistic dreams wouldn't come true if they fell from the sky and landed right in front
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I give the point to Gord. He was an :autism: by all measures whose artistic ideas were completely stupid. But he was a creative person regardless whose work did grab your attention, and even maybe get a laugh out of you.

Bob is an :autism: who is the antithesis of being creative. Most ideas he comes up with for either films or shows are blatant rip offs of other things, or the ways he wants to improve certain series are either really stupid or just turning that series into a rip off of another series (like that time he said he basically wanted to turn Star Wars into Star Trek).

Gord also eventually saw his dream of being a cartoonist come true. Bob's artistic dreams wouldn't come true if they fell from the sky and landed right in front
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Take a franchise that was popular in the 80s and early 90s, add some political/religious spin to it against people he doesn't like, half-ass all of it, and you have Ghostbusters 2016 a movie pitch from Bob Chipman.
 
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He acts like being awake at 9am is some freakish abnormality.
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For him it is, because he's a near forty year old man with a college student sleep schedule where he goes to bed at six in the morning and doesn't get out of bed until four in the afternoon.
 
Bob wanting to rewrite The Care Bears into Paradise Lost will always stand out as an achievement in Autism. I'm looking forward to his next epic treatment of a 1980's property - a 176 episode series reenacting the story of Blade Runner starring a discarded Teddy Ruxpin looking for its creator.
 
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"Sincerely don't care re: Roseanne."
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"Sincerely don't care re: Roseanne."
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At least Roseanne didn’t get revived as a SJW pandering shitfest like the Last Jedi.

Speaking of revivals and a bit :offtopic: and :powerlevel: but I could see a revival of Friends that would be a SJW propaganda shitfest that would trash Trump voters in a half ass way and have all the characters sperg about the Superior Future. Bob would definitely love that revival of Friends.
 
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Is Bob only mode of operation at this point projection?
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Hey man, if he doesn't vent his vitriol every so often, he'll explode, heaven forbid. So, of course, this means he has to projectile vomit his bullshit everywhere and then get mad when people tell him to knock it off.
 
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Speaking of revivals and a bit :offtopic: and :powerlevel: but I could see a revival of Friends that would be a SJW propaganda shitfest that would trash Trump voters in a half ass way and have all the characters sperg about the Superior Future. Bob would definitely love that revival of Friends.
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The revival of Will & Grace basically trashes Trump in every episode, which includes the character who is the conservative stereotype Hollywood loves to use. I'm surprised Bob has not been making tweets about that.
 
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Wait, Will and Grace is back? Who wanted that show back? All I remember from it is the super gay dude.
 
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The revival of Will & Grace basically trashes Trump in every episode, which includes the character who is the conservative stereotype Hollywood loves to use. I'm surprised Bob has not been making tweets about that.
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Me too.

I also saw Bob bitch about how Trump called Roseanne Burr to congratulate her on the ratings the revival had.

Yeah Bob, it’s not like presidents or First Ladies or the White House never interfered in Hollywood.

Oh wait.
 
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Adult Swim sperging.
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Was Bob bullied by a miner's kid growing up?
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And will he ever understand how Bitcoin works?
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Leave the jokes to us.
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Adult Swim sperging.
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Was Bob bullied by a miner's kid growing up?
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And will he ever understand how Bitcoin works?
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Leave the jokes to us.
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Someday I really want him to just snap and spill his guts over what this "firsthand experience" is.

Also, it's ridiculous he thinks he can claim he was being ironic when he spews this garbage on a 24-hour basis, and it's virtually never cute or mocking. He's mainlining hatred and it shows.
 
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