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We should be grateful that Bob is an incompetent person, because it would be bad if he wasn't.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Every opinion Bob has can be countered by an image of him. Pretty great stuff.
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Imagine just how batshit crazy any female would have to be to willingly engage in a sex act with Bob. Then imagine adding that level of twisted insanity to his own. This is not to say that Bob will never get laid. Once Mom dies and Bob gets a chunk of inheritance he will suddenly become attractive to a certain breed of female sociopath, who will even go so far as to sleep with him, for a brief while, in order to empty his bank accounts, sell off his property and lead him to an early grave. (ok earlier grave)
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Not to mention how much of the economy really depends on a VERY sizable population.
As if the worst happens and Bob was left with a few thousand others, you think those growing food and working machinery (or supervising the robots who do) are going to want to barter ANYTHING of theirs for one of Bob's interpretations of the latest stage play? (Since movies won't really be doable.)
EDIT: like this shit
Pretty sure everyone's moved on except you.
How does he expect the toys r us corporation to saty in business without like... billions of kid customers?
I'd ask how he can be self-employed/small business owner and not get how customers work but then 1 look at his patreon explains that.
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That’s the thing with these type of lazy millennials now a days. Patreon went from a well intention service for artists with great poetential and work ethic, something Bob lacks, yet need some extra cash to help them a little to a shitty service where lazy millennials and teenagers use it to make money when they don’t want to get a job and instead be on Twitter sperging about Trump and smoking pot.
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Shut her mouth for a year or two? Bob does realize that Roseane, with all of her open Trump voting and blue collar respect on screen just scored the highest ratings of any network in 12 years? Right now the small c conservatives at the House of Mouse are sure as hell praying she doesn't keep her mouth shut. Do also note Fox suddenly has made an offer to bring back the Tim Allen show "Last Man Standing". It was ABC's highest rated show when they unexpectedly cancelled it last year. Pretty obviously because the show and its cast were openly conservative. Yeah that's not gonna bite Disney in the ass at all. At the end of the day Disney is a Corporation. Corporation run on profit. They go were the money is. Disney more so than any other entertainment company has been being taught a rather harsh lesson regarding how unprofitable Left Wing politics are to their brand. ESPN, Marvel Comics, Star Wars The Last Jedi, they are getting hammered at every turn. Whichever network or producer figures out to stop pissing off the flyover country people and start delivering what they want, will be the one that makes the profit. I think that's somewhere in the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
That's the weird and sad thing about Bob. The thing that makes him truly autistic. He actually has a superb Work Ethic. Provided it is something he wishes to do. he gets laser focused on his little narrow subset of specialty. He is actually a remarkably steady video producer, spitting out video's on schedule like clockwork for years. Especially impressive as he is a one Man err Bob show. If only this particular life skill was not attached to the overall organism that is known as Bob he would be anybodies best employee. On time every day. Never sick. And capable of doing the basic tasks you assign him. But he is Bob, so he must work towards the glorious future of herding all the obsolete people into ovens for the betterment of the glorious beautiful people. (Strangely Bob never quite figures out where he actually falls on the scale of obsolete useless people vs beautiful elites.)
Bob's a high work ethic autist. he's like your thirty year old mentally disabled cousin who gets up everyday at dawn to spend all day perfectly arranging his Transformers into the same perfect scene. Like clockwork. Never missing a day. Never putting one in a different place. Working hard to get it right everytime while blowing off everything his poor mother may need him to do, like bathe, change his underwear, use the toilet, etc. He has a laser focused drive, but no practical application for it. Now give that cousin Twitter. That's Bob.
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I dunno, Bobby seems to survive just fine without a brain and a heart.
Science might have made the world more explicable, but it hardly made people more secure. We know about viruses, yet still fret about any possible sign of a new flu pandemic; we know about the geologic origins of volcanoes and tsunamis, yet are still at the mercy at their destructive power. Although people like Bobby deny it, spiritual belief has as at least as strong, if not stronger, a demand nowadays as any time in the past.
To Bobby, the victory of Trump, the general distaste for illegal immigrants, the demands of the Midwest, the box-office failure of The Ghostbustesses, are all scary, inexplicable forces that threaten his cloistered, preschooler world-view. He can only maintain some sort of peace through returning to a familiar, clichéd scenario: Future vs Obsolesce, Women vs Men, Good vs Evil, scenario populated by what he calls "new gods/new monsters" As I repeatedly say, his liberalism is his cargo-cult religion.
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Even though he will claim that he is joking if someone calls him out on that statement, I really do believe that Bob would happily endorse a policy like Lebensraum if he could benefit from it. The man really shows how much of a historically illiterate simpleton he is if he cannot see how terms he uses like "submental" and "obsoletes" mirror Hitler's rhetoric from the thirties. It is only our good fortune that this "armchair Adolf" has the charisma of mildew and the competency of Charles II of Spain. At least his psychotic break from reality provides us with entertainment.
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Oh goodie. Bob is becoming H.P. Lardcraft. "None of this matters because we're specks of sand in the cosmic vastness!" Well...you never mattered, so you're close, Bob.
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How likely is a whore to to take hiz money and fuck him? Because i can see evenone of those refusing to fuck him, Even Chris did better
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Well Chris is a manchild with some vile things about him, but any maliciousness in him seems to come from either his autism (Sonic sperging) or desperate desire to be popular with a certain crowd (the Trump threats) rather than Bob's outright misanthropy.
What I'm saying is I feel a little twinge of human empathy for Chris, whereas Bob seems to deserve as much as he personally gives (none).
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What's hilarious is that like his communist friends, Bob thinks that if his glorious superior future were to actually happen, he would be anywhere but up against the wall.
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Movie blob is going all out on Roseanne. He’s so mad she has a career and he can’t do anything about it.
Funny, and sad, how hard he attacks a woman he doesn’t agree with politically.
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Isn't this like Day 4 of Roseanne griefing?
Feminist.
REEEEEEE TRUMP! MEXICO! REEEEEEE
I'll give him credit for (mostly) rebuking his points this time. Granted Bob's still stupid, but baby steps, people.
Aaaaaaaaand there it is.
Yelling atbrick walls promo accounts.
It's called Jesus Bro, and it's made by the anti-Bob (Brad Jones) to boot.
No, they're just surprised that someone that fat can still be alive.
Why do I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to want Craig of the Creek to flop?
Feminist.
REEEEEEE TRUMP! MEXICO! REEEEEEE
I'll give him credit for (mostly) rebuking his points this time. Granted Bob's still stupid, but baby steps, people.
Aaaaaaaaand there it is.
Yelling at
It's called Jesus Bro, and it's made by the anti-Bob (Brad Jones) to boot.
No, they're just surprised that someone that fat can still be alive.
Why do I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to want Craig of the Creek to flop?
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Bob rarely sees animated shows. So don't take it out on the show. Or else he would have sperged on SU a long damn time ago.
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Bob "Foreign nations have no right to exist and must be destroyed. #NoBorders" Chipman.
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For someone who hates trump. Chipman fails to see the irony of that mindset. Trump hates foreigns, but he won't kill them since he understands the value of their countries. Chipman's like "Fuck the foreigns. All of them must die!"
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It looks harmless enough, but I have a feeling that it's gonna be the next cartoon with a really obnoxious fanbase.
He has.
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What is a "Lancelot Complex"? Fucking your best bud's wife?
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