Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

Bob "Think globally, wreck locally" Chipman.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Okay, folks, I think coming up with titles to mock bob is getting a bit stale even though there have been various good ones from all the posters that sum him up quite well

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob “knighting for Anita is right” Chipman.
Bob “blowing Kevin Feige’s dick is the flow” Chipman.

 

[The Nothingness]

Will Bob surpass the number of times he saw BP with Infinity War?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Will Bob surpass the number of times he saw BP with Infinity War?

Depends. Personally I think Infinity War will underperformed compared against Black Panther.

If not for the SJW sperging from the media, Black Panther would have never made over $1 billion and would have had a Rotten Tomatoes score ranging between 62-66%.

 

[TheClorax]

Will Bob surpass the number of times he saw BP with Infinity War?

The breathing alone takes a number on him, I doubt he will.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Bob 'Break necks of rednecks' Chipman
Bob 'Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Foot' Chipman

 

[Doctor Stan]

That's not fair to Mussolini. Bob would make a horrible school teacher

And he's too fat too string up outside a gas station

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey I just found Chris Ray Gun’s video rant of Bob that got flagged on YouTube, but someone reuploaded it on here.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"They're not real progressives, I AM!"

He will just never get why people give him shit for this.

Judging someone based on their prior addictions? Awfully conservative line of thinking, Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

udging someone based on their prior addictions? Awfully conservative line of thinking, Bob.

And judging by the clickbait articles he's retweeting, we all know Bob doesn't actually read the articles he's sperging about.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"They're not real progressives, I AM!"
View attachment 417638 View attachment 417640

Hey Bob, classical liberalism is a philosophy that goes back almost hundreds of years. It existed long before you were even considered a thought.

Judging someone based on their prior addictions? Awfully conservative line of thinking, Bob.
View attachment 417639

Here's another wake up call for you Bob: while you sit in your mothers basement at almost forty-years-old dying of diabetes and continually failing to see your dreams come true, Trump is multi-billionaire who currently holds the most powerful position the world has to offer. Say what you want about his positions, personality or how he's done so far in his role as President of the United States, but Trump has FAR succeeded you in terms of success and prosperity.

Generations from now, people will still remember Trump as his era gets taught in a history class, all while not one person will have any clue as to who you are.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Hey Bob, classical liberalism is a philosophy that goes back almost hundreds of years. It existed long before you were even considered a thought.



Here's another wake up call for you Bob: while you sit in your mothers basement at almost forty-years-old dying of diabetes and continually failing to see your dreams come true, Trump is multi-billionaire who currently holds the most powerful position the world has to offer. Say what you want about his positions, personality or how he's done so far in his role as President of the United States, but Trump has FAR succeeded you in terms of success and prosperity.

Generations from now, people will still remember Trump as his era gets taught in a history class, all while not one person will have any clue as to who you are.

So we'll forget about Moviebob completely when he's dead and gone? Seems like a waste. His life could provide all sorts of lessons on how not to live

 

[TheImportantFart]

Your Superior Future is something that doesn't exist Bob.

And it never will either.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So we'll forget about Moviebob completely when he's dead and gone? Seems like a waste. His life could provide all sorts of lessons on how not to live

I don't think we'll ever forget about MovieBob. Even years after following his death we'll probably reminisce about him and say "Remember Bob Chipman and his stupidity?"

But a hundred plus years from now when our great-great-great-great grandchildren are around and walking about, do you legitimately think they'll know anything about who this idiot was or what he did?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I don't think we'll ever forget about MovieBob. Even years after following his death we'll probably reminisce about him and say "Remember Bob Chipman and his stupidity?"

But a hundred plus years from now when our great-great-great-great grandchildren are around and walking about, do you legitimately think they'll know anything about who this idiot was or what he did?

Don't know. Maybe if @Null has a bestselling book about what not to do in life based on our various cows, they'll remember Bob

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEEEEE TRUMP REEEEEEEEEE

"Ready Player One's totes political!"

Hey Bob, classical liberalism is a philosophy that goes back almost hundreds of years. It existed long before you were even considered a thought.

Or to paraphrase him: "It existed long before the best parts of him were washed out of his daddy's jeans."

I don't think we'll ever forget about MovieBob. Even years after following his death we'll probably reminisce about him and say "Remember Bob Chipman and his stupidity?"

The Kiwiunion?

 

[Tetra]

Bob the monarchist.

I don't get how he can say he doesn't understand how democracy works though, it doesn't.
The united states were founded as a republic, you're supposed to look at the merit and previous actions of the candidate you're voting for.

trump, being a multimillionaire ceo (but inherited a lot of the wealth so he might be incompetent)
hillary being the wife of an ex-president(but let soldiers die due to incompetence)
etc etc
and you vote using that information.

Republics have great potential to become real powerful for this reason.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

trump, being a multimillionaire ceo (but inherited a lot of the wealth so he might be incompetent)
hillary being the wife of an ex-president(but let soldiers die due to incompetence)
etc etc
and you vote using that information.

That’s why Hillary lost. She campaigned about having a vagina in office despite being the piece of shit that she is.

Regardless of your views on him, Obama never campaigned on having America vote for him because he was black.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Your Superior Future is something that doesn't exist Bob.

And it never will either.

It may come to pass. Corrupt obligarchies with advanced tech is a common enough occurance.

However should it do so the bob would very quickly learn to be careful what he wished for. As he realizes a vr mario and a non white as leader doesnt mean shit if the world sucks, their's no work and no one loves you.