Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RockVolnutt said:
"I never said people shouldn't be 'allowed' to vote"

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I swear he's going to use the technicality of "Yeah and they can still vote, just it wouldn't matter!" or "Yeah, I don't want their vote to matter more than anyone else, abolish the electoral college because that's totally about that and not regions getting properly represented!".
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I was just going to post that cap about Republicans sitting at the kids' table when it came to voting. But you knocked it out of the park.
 
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thismanlies said:
I was just going to post that cap about Republicans sitting at the kids' table when it came to voting. But you knocked it out of the park.
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Well we all know Bob sits at the kids table with the kids menu when it comes to voting.

Pokemonquistador said:
They're not going to keep from voting just because you sat them down and explained politely the many ways in which they are inferior and thus, unworthy to vote.
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And I’m pretty sure those “inferior” people would get annoyed with Bob if they sit down with him because he would be yelling at them and throwing his usual temper tantrums for not aligning their politics with his and then they would own him about facts about their problems.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob "I dindu nuffin" Chipman
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This year might be the year Chipman will finally get the fleas. Each month so far has been getting mobs in response to his bullshit. At this point it can be assumed it will become bigger, and bigger the retaliation of it. I'm just gonna lay back, and laugh while his PR skills turn everyone against him.
 
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nlanpro said:
This year might be the year Chipman will finally get the fleas. Each month so far has been getting mobs in response to his bullshit. At this point it can be assumed it will become bigger, and bigger the retaliation of it. I'm just gonna lay back, and laugh while his PR skills turn everyone against him.
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Only question is, why didn't it happen sooner with how vitriolic he is
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
Only question is, why didn't it happen sooner with how vitriolic he is
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Maybe they finally realize how full of shit he really is.

Since I believe Bob is a closeted sexual harasser and probably assaulted women, I they that some of these people will uncover some dark shit about him being a rapist and would expose him as well.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Proof?
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Since he knew and cover up allegations about his buddie Faraci, I would imagine Faraci covering up Bob’s allegations as well.

And besides, I get hella rapist vibes from him anyway and the way he acts that he’s a fighter for women is the same way every male feminist acts when they turn out to be rapists.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
Only question is, why didn't it happen sooner with how vitriolic he is
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I'm no expert on MovieBob, but my guess would be he seemed to have kept a lid on it until GamerGate. But even GamerGate was something only a comparatively small fraction of the interwebz cared about, and it was always easy to break GamerGate down into "the pro-GG side is a bunch of misogynist right-wing assholes; the anti-GG are goodhearted progressives" or into "they're all a bunch of idiots, pro or anti."

It was only after Trump won in 2016 he really seems to have lost all control, and now that he's been shrieking for over a year and a half he's becoming primarily known as an angry moron than a pop culture critic.

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Godzilla@1989 said:
Since he knew and cover up allegations about his buddie Faraci, I would imagine Faraci covering up Bob’s allegations as well.

And besides, I get hella rapist vibes from him anyway and the way he acts that he’s a fighter for women is the same way every male feminist acts when they turn out to be rapists.
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Not for nothing, but I wouldn't go throwing this particular accusation around on the basis of "vibes." God knows I'm no fan of Bob, but this is a dangerous thing to play with. Moreover, the only vibe I get from Bob in that arena is that he's a lonely, angry shut-in. I doubt he's had the opportunity to sexually harass anyone besides a Princess Peach bodypillow, even assuming he's inclined to behave that way.

Besides, @Sexy Times Hitler assures me Bob is a homosexual. :gay:
 
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Mola Ram said:
Besides, @Sexy Times Hitler assures me Bob is a homosexual. :gay:
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Homersexuals have a much more established sense of fitness, fashion and personal hygiene. The only thing Bob loves or is sexually attracted to is Bob itself. And Bob is already the glorious perfection that embodies the future world order. So why mess with things like hygiene or fashion sense?
 
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