Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Does a day go by when Bob doesn't bring up Nazi's? It's almost like he has them on his mind an awful lot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Does a day go by when Bob doesn't bring up Nazi's? It's almost like he has them on his mind an awful lot.

It’s probably because both Mario and Hitler have mustaches.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Does a day go by when Bob doesn't bring up Nazi's? It's almost like he has them on his mind an awful lot.

Bob lacks the nuance to understand the history of the late Weimar period and how Adolf Hitler came to prominence. Given he has a black-and-white of the world where he is the "big good" and how popular culture portrays Nazis (the the KKK) as the quintessential historical villains, that is what he deems anyone with views antithetical to his own. Never mind the fact that the twentieth century produced other mass-murdering psychopaths like Stalin and Mao. Hell, I see shades of the latter in Bob whose hatred of blue-collar workers and anyone outside the West Coast and Boswash Corridor mirrors Mao's hatred of "bourgeoise intellectuals." He operates under the delusion that he has enough influence to convince others to carry out his vision of his Superior Future™.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

One thing that always make me bust a fucking gut with Bob.

"People just don't want to admit that there are stupid people in this world and that we should treat them like stupid people!"

"Bob, you are a stupid fucking person."

"No! I'm an intellectual! I promise, you Nazi!"

Bob is an idiot. It takes literally no effort at all to own his sorry ass anytime he has anything to say. If he's not fucking projecting, then Bob's got to be the most dense motherfucker on the planet to not see the irony of him bitching about stupid people. He lives in his parent's basements and is constantly being mocked on YouTube and Twitter. How he got the ego he has when he's routinely the but of jokes on social media is beyond me.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

One thing that always make me bust a fucking gut with Bob.

"People just don't want to admit that there are stupid people in this world and that we should treat them like stupid people!"

"Bob, you are a stupid fucking person."

"No! I'm an intellectual! I promise, you Nazi!"

Bob is an idiot. It takes literally no effort at all to own his sorry ass anytime he has anything to say. If he's not fucking projecting, then Bob's got to be the most dense motherfucker on the planet to not see the irony of him bitching about stupid people. He lives in his parent's basements and is constantly being mocked on YouTube and Twitter. How he got the ego he has when he's routinely the but of jokes on social media is beyond me.

I assumed that Ma Chipman believed that she was going to have twins, but was disappointed to learn that it was Bob and his ego.

 

[Zaryiu]

I assumed that Ma Chipman believed that she was going to have twins, but was disappointed to learn that it was Bob and his ego.

Remember the joke in Family Guy how Chris was a freakishly huge baby at birth? I can imagine Bob was like that

 

[thismanlies]

Hey, you're that guy!" "The fat diabetic fascist guy!"

Even crack addicts do more with their lives than Bob.

 

[QB 290]

Even crack addicts do more with their lives than Bob.

Bob seems to have plenty of crack on him too though

 

[Henry Bemis]

Even crack addicts do more with their lives than Bob.

Crack addicts have to communicate face-to-face regularly.

 

[BubbleButt]

MovieBob mention on the Funny Scream Boy Power Hour.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I had no idea diabetes affected spelling and perception of time.

 

[Mola Ram]

I had no idea diabetes affected spelling and perception of time.
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Bob, the only cycle you should be talking about is the exercise cycle gathering dust in your attic.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob, the only cycle you should be talking about is the exercise cycle gathering dust in your attic.

What makes you think that belongs to Bob?

 

[The Nothingness]

So Bob now hates Dwayne Johnson? Oh, and Bob, an gorilla is not a monkey you ignorant swine

 

[TheImportantFart]

What makes you think that belongs to Bob?

I think the only remotely exercise-related thing Bob would be comfortable owning is a Wii balance board and only then because of his Nintendo fanaticism. At any rate it'll be gathering dust, either because he never used it, or it irretrievably broke the second it had to take the strain of his mass.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think the only remotely exercise-related thing Bob would be comfortable owning is a Wii balance board and only then because of his Nintendo fanaticism. At any rate it'll be gathering dust, either because he never used it, or it irretrievably broke the second it had to take the strain of his mass.

The only exercise I see him doing honestly is running down to the movie theaters to be first in line for the tickets and popcorn for a new MCU movie and at McDonalds buying greasy cheeseburgers.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I had no idea diabetes affected spelling and perception of time.
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Isn't that how he sees the world anyways though? Particularly the "frozen in place" bit.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So Bob now hates Dwayne Johnson? Oh, and Bob, an gorilla is not a monkey you ignorant swine

And the Rock is by no means a "B movie star."

I wasn't even sure if that's who he meant because it's just so unbelievably incorrect.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

the Rock is by no means a "B movie star."

The Rock is like the biggest movie star in the world right now.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The Rock is like the biggest movie star in the world right now.

And Blob is quite jealous of the fact