Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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...so why does he think Facebook Man is a better president than Movie Wrestleman?

Or I misunderstand him and he's got his stumps firmly jammed on the "Lesbian Madam President Democrat Swap" theory?
 
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...so why does he think Facebook Man is a better president than Movie Wrestleman?

Or I misunderstand him and he's got his stumps firmly jammed on the "Lesbian Madam President Democrat Swap" theory?
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Good question. I think Bob even supported the Rock in the past so maybe he recently discovered he is (was?) Republican. I could be misremembering and he always disliked him for that.
 
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Bob being smug.
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You're trying to tell me he didn't do what he did?
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Bob's Burgers sperging.
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I love how he mentions that three specialty crops are proof of California's supremacy when much of that is due to unnatural water resources with making a desert into fertile farm land with the risk of it being destroyed by the retarded high speed rail and water rationing because the state wouldn't fund reservoirs. I would like to also mention that most all farmland and farming counties in California are stanchly conservative, but don't get a voice because the coast have so many people (and illegals) that crowd onto the small strip of coastland.
 
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Okay, Moving Blob, how can REGIONS outlive a purpose and not people? I don't think it's the land you have a problem with, it's the people who own the land and who insist on being farmers like their parents were. Bob, do you even know what FARMS ARE? Do you know how food grows? (No, it doesn't involve yanking vegetables out of the ground like you do in Super Mario Brothers 2.) Do you know how much land is required to grow enough food to sustain a first world lifestyle and import a large enough surplus to feed the rest of the world? I really don't think you understand how important farming is since you seem to believe that it would be possible to cover the entire state of New York in concrete and cities without there being any negative repercussions, such as mass starvation or environmental disasters.

For someone who eats a titanic amount of food, you seem to know very little about how it's grown or how it works...
 
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Okay, Moving Blob, how can REGIONS outlive a purpose and not people? I don't think it's the land you have a problem with, it's the people who own the land and who insist on being farmers like their parents were. Bob, do you even know what FARMS ARE? Do you know how food grows? (No, it doesn't involve yanking vegetables out of the ground like you do in Super Mario Brothers 2.) Do you know how much land is required to grow enough food to sustain a first world lifestyle and import a large enough surplus to feed the rest of the world? I really don't think you understand how important farming is since you seem to believe that it would be possible to cover the entire state of New York in concrete and cities without there being any negative repercussions, such as mass starvation or environmental disasters.

For someone who eats a titanic amount of food, you seem to know very little about how it's grown or how it works...
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He already says certain people are "Obsolete" and "Can be replaced" but can't see why people read that as genocidal. The region thing is clearly just him covering his ass at that exact moment because of his exact wording. You don't need to dig far to see him directly saying it about people.
 
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For someone who eats a titanic amount of food, you seem to know very little about how it's grown or how it works...
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This is sadly very typical of city folk that never left their tiny corner of the world chat like that know what is going on. Bob takes this one step farther and has the delusion that California and the Coastal States can go at it alone even though I bet without the inner states they would starve or at least not support the sheer volumes of people they currently have.
 
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Bob, do you even know what FARMS ARE? Do you know how food grows? (No, it doesn't involve yanking vegetables out of the ground like you do in Super Mario Brothers 2.) Do you know how much land is required to grow enough food to sustain a first world lifestyle and import a large enough surplus to feed the rest of the world?
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He clearly doesn't understand any of that given his moon wheat aspirations. I just love how stupid of an idea that is.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Okay, Moving Blob, how can REGIONS outlive a purpose and not people? I don't think it's the land you have a problem with, it's the people who own the land and who insist on being farmers like their parents were. Bob, do you even know what FARMS ARE? Do you know how food grows? (No, it doesn't involve yanking vegetables out of the ground like you do in Super Mario Brothers 2.) Do you know how much land is required to grow enough food to sustain a first world lifestyle and import a large enough surplus to feed the rest of the world? I really don't think you understand how important farming is since you seem to believe that it would be possible to cover the entire state of New York in concrete and cities without there being any negative repercussions, such as mass starvation or environmental disasters.

For someone who eats a titanic amount of food, you seem to know very little about how it's grown or how it works...
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Corn drains an insane amount of nutrients from the soil, so farmers tend to plant crops that are used to replenish the soil with nutrients. Crops need to be rotated to prevent soil from becoming infertile and screwing pests over. Weather needs to be taken into account, equipment needs to be replaced, and money gets made. With all those hours of blood, sweat, and tears, you get a large bounty. I live in an area known worldwide for their apples, and 70% of the state's apples come from that area. Damn, never knew my 10th grade horticulture and my 12th Ag Science classes would come in handy.
 
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Corn drains an insane amount of nutrients from the soil, so farmers tend to plant crops that are used to replenish the soil with nutrients. Crops need to be rotated to prevent soil from becoming infertile and screwing pests over. Weather needs to be taken into account, equipment needs to be replaced, and money gets made. With all those hours of blood, sweat, and tears, you get a large bounty. I live in an area known worldwide for their apples, and 70% of the state's apples come from that area. Damn, never knew my 10th grade horticulture and my 12th Ag Science classes would come in handy.
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I truly have alot of respect for a farmer especially in these times when multinational food corporations can bully them into submission and ever more of our food isn't grown locally and become less connected to the countryside. I being in Bourbon country at least am lucky that even the city damn well knows its wealth is owed to the country and farms and embraces it.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Okay, Moving Blob, how can REGIONS outlive a purpose and not people? I don't think it's the land you have a problem with, it's the people who own the land and who insist on being farmers like their parents were. Bob, do you even know what FARMS ARE? Do you know how food grows? (No, it doesn't involve yanking vegetables out of the ground like you do in Super Mario Brothers 2.) Do you know how much land is required to grow enough food to sustain a first world lifestyle and import a large enough surplus to feed the rest of the world? I really don't think you understand how important farming is since you seem to believe that it would be possible to cover the entire state of New York in concrete and cities without there being any negative repercussions, such as mass starvation or environmental disasters.

For someone who eats a titanic amount of food, you seem to know very little about how it's grown or how it works...
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I used to work on a farm years ago, and it's a lot of fucking work. 6am, 7 days a week, hot sun, and shit pay, and we worked a good bunch of fields in order to cover the farm stand, two local grocery stores, and a market. Acres of land, and that's all we could reasonably supply. It's a ton of land and hard work, not that bob would ever understand hard work or anything.
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He clearly doesn't understand any of that given his moon wheat aspirations. I just love how stupid of an idea that is.
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Blobbo is a supporter of Moonrocks Girl, I don't think intelligence is one of his strong traits.
 
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Bob Belcher a bi-sexual?

Did I miss an episode where they explored that? The hell is that little twerp talking about?
 
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