Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
To be fair, I don't think Bob really makes that argument. What he's doing, I think, is pushing the view that the 2d Amendment will be a dead letter with enough left wing jurists on the Court. And he's not wrong -- all they'd have to do is overturn Heller, then come up with their own preferred interpretation of what the 2d is supposed to apply to. This just happened in Bob's own Massachusetts, where a district judge (and, sigh, a Reagan appointee) held that the 2d Amendment does not cover AR-15s.
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Which is bullshit, since the AR-15 is a gun. There are more powerful guns than the AR-15 that are legally available. An AR-15 isn't a fucking blaster from Star Wars, and it's not a shotgun.
 
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RN he's live-tweeting Wrestlemania, but this popped through.
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May's gonna be a long month, isn't it?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
RN he's live-tweeting Wrestlemania, but this popped through.
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May's gonna be a long month, isn't it?
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Why "Cunningham" and not "Opie"?

Also.... just.... like others have pointed out, call Bob "bob" or "robert" and he flips out about you disrespecting him but talking TO AN ACTUAL OSCAR WINNER (by all his standards, a bonafide creator of worth for the country) he calls Ron by an old character names?

This is why I say Bob wasn't actually bullied in school, because he clearly wasn't hit enough to get some proper life perspective.
 
Save the Loli said:
For someone so big into Amazon, Disney, and other corporations of the Superior Future, Bob sure loves obsolete businesses like Toys'R'Us and Sears.
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If you looked up plebian and obsolete in the dictionary, Bob's thumbhead would be the image. For all the bashing Bob does on wasteland ghouls, his black and white views are archaic as all hell. His tastes are bland, and the concept of fun has eluded him.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
You know, I was just thinking. You wanna know how you can get Bob fired.
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Hmmm? My approach involves DM’ing his boss at 3am inquiring as to why his employee is once again spending all night tag teaming on Twitter with Faraci to call myself and thousands like me Nazi ISIS terrorist murderer misogynists and similar? Yet again.
 
Is Wong Jing the only HK director he knows? If yes I have some bad news for him.

Wong Jing is the director most noted for raunchy flicks; he loves to put women in compromising situations for "comedic" purposes.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I know this is not very civil to say, but.... fuck you.
If you want to make Bob suffer by making his family tell him to grow up or piss off because he is acting like an awful human being, that is okay.
I draw a line however at trying to make a person suffer whose major crime at this point is simply to be related to that asshole. And I am not just talking here about Bob's brother, but also the little girl who could be separated by her parents who seem to genuinely take good care for her aside of letting her hang out with uncle "kill the farmers".
You want to see Bob suffer? Send him a birthday cake and let nature take its course. But do not go for his family.
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You're right. I let my hatred blind me and get the better of me. It's just that seeing Bob insult the types of people that I care about, calling them wastes of space and pouring derision on them because they voted in a way he didn't like got to me, especially because I see a lot of them having a hard time lately. It was wrong to think about exposing a little girl to trauma just because she has a jerk for an uncle. In hating Bob, I became a reflection of the thing that I hate, when I should be above that sort of thing. I'm sorry.

Please, don't anyone do what I've done. Knowing that deep down you're no better than Bob Chipman is....not a pleasant experience....
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
You're right. I let my hatred blind me and get the better of me. It's just that seeing Bob insult the types of people that I care about, calling them wastes of space and pouring derision on them because they voted in a way he didn't like got to me, especially because I see a lot of them having a hard time lately. It was wrong to think about exposing a little girl to trauma just because she has a jerk for an uncle. In hating Bob, I became a reflection of the thing that I hate, when I should be above that sort of thing. I'm sorry.

Please, don't anyone do what I've done. Knowing that deep down you're no better than Bob Chipman is....not a pleasant experience....
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You know what they say about staring too long into the abyss? I wouldn't what that grotesque and obese abyss to stare back at me.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Only he can sperg about wrasslin' while going to bat for postmodernism.
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First off, I wouldn't call anything the WWE is currently doing postmodernism. Secondly, Its clear that Strowman is a babyface, even before tonight, and now its not even a question. His new gimmick with the belts doesn't work as a heel gimmick.

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And you're leaving a legacy of diabetes and moronic opinions about capeshit.
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Bob bitching at anybody being an asshole never ceases to astound me. He really can't see that he is just as much of an asshole as CTH. He is just as ignorant, idiotic, and smug as the 3 chucklefucks. You know what the difference is though, CTH actually makes real money, those lunatics have actually cultivated a following dumb enough to give them over $1 million a year. As much as I think their politics are garbage, I have to hand it to them, they found a way to be successful,. Unlike Bob, who can't even move out of his Aunts basement, and the highlight of his career is a 4 hour spergfest of BvS, that hasn't even hit 1,000,000 views between all 4 videos.
 
Mola Ram said:
To be fair, I don't think Bob really makes that argument. What he's doing, I think, is pushing the view that the 2d Amendment will be a dead letter with enough left wing jurists on the Court. And he's not wrong -- all they'd have to do is overturn Heller, then come up with their own preferred interpretation of what the 2d is supposed to apply to. This just happened in Bob's own Massachusetts, where a district judge (and, sigh, a Reagan appointee) held that the 2d Amendment does not cover AR-15s.
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I don't think that's very likely either, because the back and forth between parties in government means that the Supreme Court is always fairly balanced. It's the same reason Roe v Wade will almost certainly never be overturned, which is the conservative equivalent of Heller in being the ruling they can't stand. But it does make a lot more sense than the other option. It just comes down to Bob wanting to win all the time, and not being willing to accept the changeovers of power in a 2 party system.
 
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Wow, it's almost like The Simpsons hasn't been good since the 90s or something.
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I can't stress enough how easy it is to win a slapfight against Bob.
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Pokemonquistador said:
You're right. I let my hatred blind me and get the better of me. It's just that seeing Bob insult the types of people that I care about, calling them wastes of space and pouring derision on them because they voted in a way he didn't like got to me, especially because I see a lot of them having a hard time lately. It was wrong to think about exposing a little girl to trauma just because she has a jerk for an uncle. In hating Bob, I became a reflection of the thing that I hate, when I should be above that sort of thing. I'm sorry.

Please, don't anyone do what I've done. Knowing that deep down you're no better than Bob Chipman is....not a pleasant experience....
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Apology accepted. I know it's excruciatingly difficult to not a-log Bob, but we all have to try our best.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Wow, it's almost like The Simpsons hasn't been good since the 90s or something.
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I can't stress enough how easy it is to win a slapfight against Bob.
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Apology accepted. I know it's excruciatingly difficult to not a-log Bob, but we all have to try our best.
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Bob is a lot of talk but nothing behind it. He wants to change the politics? What is he trying to do? Roll over Trump if he ever decides to go to Boston?
 
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