Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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elder god said:
I just can’t understand why bob thinks that China of all places is going to be so much better than the US. China has huge problems when it comes to their government being authoritarian and crushing ideas that aren’t theirs. Beyond that, why would the Chinese value a media critic, especially over those wasteland ghouls who can farm, and mine?
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I always think of this moment.
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"REEEEEE! TRUMP EXISTS! DEATH TO AMERICA! MAKE GLOBAL DICTATORSHIP NOW! I WILL SUCK OFF ANYONE WHO TRIES CONQUERING THE PLANET RIGHT NOW!"
 
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RockVolnutt said:
I always think of this moment.
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"REEEEEE! TRUMP EXISTS! DEATH TO AMERICA! MAKE GLOBAL DICTATORSHIP NOW! I WILL SUCK OFF ANYONE WHO TRIES CONQUERING THE PLANET RIGHT NOW!"
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Individuals and organizational entities are the centres of power...........unless those individuals and organizational entities offend me in which case they are merely land masses defined by made-up borders
 
You people were wondering who listens to Bob. I just left our rifftrax fan group with somebody recommending we watch Bob's video on one of the movies we'd seen.

I keep warning you all, he's not as ignored as he should be!
 
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"Wypipo suck, reeeeeeee."
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RockVolnutt said:
I always think of this moment.
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"REEEEEE! TRUMP EXISTS! DEATH TO AMERICA! MAKE GLOBAL DICTATORSHIP NOW! I WILL SUCK OFF ANYONE WHO TRIES CONQUERING THE PLANET RIGHT NOW!"
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I'm honestly impressed you engaged him and didn't get blocked for your troubles.
 
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Flexo said:
Bob's starting to get company...
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What? Is this true??? Let's go to the source!

http://variety.com/2018/tv/news/margaret-atwood-handmaids-tale-trump-feminism-1202748535/
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How are any of these people taken seriously??? Well at least he has an excuse now. ("the people who matter believe crazy conspiracy theories!")
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Except these days even the author of the hysterical The Handmaid's Tale is insufficiently woke:

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/jan/15/margaret-atwood-feminist-backlash-metoo

I don't know if any of these lunatics care enough about Bob to turn on him, but it'll make for great popcorn if they do.
 
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Dr. Tran said:
I looked up this gun he's talking about and I don't know what the fuck he's on about. The only thing exceptional about it is it's name, it's an AR pattern rifle through and through. Nothing really toy-like about it. If he wanted a better example he should have went with some kind of 'space gun' bull-pup like the IWI Tavor or something like that. But knowing Bob he'd probably think mocking an Israeli rifle is racist to jews or something.

And the last tweet is just complete nonsense. What's he trying to say? That an AR is somehow worse than an older design cause old guys are better shots? Maybe I'm just nit-picking but the way he talks about guns he puts on airs that he's more of an authority than the person he's mocking when he probably never shot a gun in his life. By comparing guns to toys he really shows that he doesn't respect guns and knows jack shit about em. Annoys the hell outta me.

And his chances are pretty even regardless on who's taking the shot, his fat ass is such a big target you'd have to be blind to miss lol.
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No he's trying to make fun of people posing with guns to look tough. But he fails at it so hard because he doesn't know these people or the culture. Just what he's heard. Mostly, from people who've never met these people either. It's like if I tried to make a joke about Peruvians or some bullshit.
 
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