Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

You reminded me: I feel like we're glossing over the fact that

a) Bob insinuated Chinese accents on ladies turn him on, and, less horrifyingly but more hilariously,

b) collection agencies are after him.

You are aware Bob also sucks at speaking Mandarin, right?

 

[Mola Ram]

You are aware Bob also sucks at speaking Mandarin, right?

I assume he's as good as Google Translate allows him to be.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I assume he's as good as Google Translate allows him to be.

Google Translate seems to be where Bob "learns" languages, while Wikipedia is seemingly where Bob builds his "knowledge".

 

[The Nothingness]

He's literally advocating for the curtailing of the Midwest- removing their ability to vote and at times arguing for straight up killing them (be it financially by destroying their livelihoods, letting them die out or I think at least once straight up murder).

He reminds me of this powerful line from one of DS9's best episodes: "What you call genocide, I call a day's work."

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

He reminds me of this powerful line from one of DS9's best episodes: "What you call genocide, I call a day's work."

But it also reminds me to this quote: "For the poison of hatred seated near the heart doubles the burden for the one who suffers the disease; he is burdened with his own sorrow, and groans on seeing another's happiness."- Aeschylus

 

[Gordon Cole]

TIL being able to put a director's new film into context within the rest of their work is "privileged gatekeeping".

At least we now know why he's so gung-ho about using Wikia articles!

 

[Kyria the Great]

TIL being able to put a director's new film into context within the rest of their work is "privileged gatekeeping".
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At least we now know why he's so gung-ho about using Wikia articles!

Well at least we have further proof why Bob is rather shit at his job. Though it isn't important, it certainly helps to see other movies the director has done so you can compare them and see what their special touch is that sets them apart from other directors. It also helps to help direct the right audience to the movie in question.

 

[BubbleButt]

I mean, yeah, but there's got to be a better way of putting that, Kyle.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know, I wonder if Bob has a love boner for Robert Muller like he does for Hillary, since he is trying to see if Trump colluded with Russia or not.

 

[AnOminous]

TIL being able to put a director's new film into context within the rest of their work is "privileged gatekeeping".
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Yes, it is possible to have a valid opinion about a single film of a director without being an expert on every other film he ever made, but Bob didn't do that. He said absolutely the fucking dumbest thing possible to say about von Trier. Nobody familiar with the director would have said that shit.

He also didn't say anything about the film, but instead about the director himself, and what he said revealed he is absolutely cinematically illiterate. I can't believe this fucking clown holds himself out as some kind of critic when he doesn't know a fucking thing about film that isn't capeshit, and even about that, he has the most hilariously idiotic fanboy-tier opinions imaginable.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

You know, I wonder if Bob has a love boner for Robert Muller like he does for Hillary, since he is trying to see if Trump colluded with Russia or not.

I'm not keeping up with the Muller thing (it's been 18 months if they had anything concrete it would have come up by now), but isn't Muller and his investigation seen as a big cause in decline for Democrat popularity? Last I heard it was wheel-spinning to the nth degree.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Does he seriously think that MS-13 doesn't exist?

 

[Red Hood]

You are aware Bob also sucks at speaking Mandarin, right?

Bob sucks at everything except for shoveling food into his maw.

 

[Boss HM-2]

Does he seriously think that MS-13 doesn't exist?
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He thinks MS-13 isn't dangerous because he doesn't live in a Hispanic neighborhood. They also usually go out of their way to not go after white people unless that white person is also doing gang shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I am consistently shocked and appalled that a man this vile and this dumb can even hold a paying job. Why hasn't he been relegated to shoveling shit off the sidewalks?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Does he seriously think that MS-13 doesn't exist?
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Perhaps we should get a Bob a ticket to El Salvador where MS-13 has contributed to making it one of the most dangerous countries in the world in sheer homicide numbers so he might change his smug tune.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Perhaps we should get a Bob a ticket to El Salvador where MS-13 has contributed to making it one of the most dangerous countries in the world in sheer homicide numbers so he might change his smug tune.

I suspect that he would be murdered before that happened.

 

[The Nothingness]

Maybe Bob should do some research before making an ignorant tweet especially when the subject could be in his backyard.

https://www.boston.com/news/local-n...t-street-gang-ms-13-operates-in-massachusetts

 

[LaughingJoke]

Perhaps we should get a Bob a ticket to El Salvador where MS-13 has contributed to making it one of the most dangerous countries in the world in sheer homicide numbers so he might change his smug tune.

I'll donate only if Bob's airline looks like this

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does he seriously think that MS-13 doesn't exist?
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Are you implying that not all minorities are peaceful saints abused by evil whitey, Mr. Hitler?