Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

Battlefield sperging/Godwin's Law invoking.
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You gotta have a Superior Future any way you can, even if you decide to turn Middle America into Rapeland.
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Come on Bob, can't you be openly salty that the misunderstood faction that wants to eliminate untetmenschen are the bad guys?

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure he's saying well researched history books the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and The Longest Day aren't anymore accurate than a multiplayer videogame where people are fighting with cricket bats and British soldiers are using nonstandard weapons and uniforms and not wearing helmets. Sure Bob, sure.

 

[Done]

Given that we have a thread made specifically for capping the tards currently dancing on TB's grave, I think Bob's reaction was quite measured and decent, especially by his (admittedly very low) standards.

Bob you salty fat fuck, I'm pretty sure that young conservatives being extremely good at satire is at least part of the reason Trump became president.

Holy shit bob. I check out of your thread for one day and it grows 5 pages.

Stop tweeting, you fucking sped.

Bob legit tweets more than he breathes. I truly couldn't keep up the last time I filled in on screencapping duty.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Still going on about Battlefield.
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Stopped clocks are right twice a day. I actually love colour photographs from the early 20th century, especially the work of Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky and Albert Kahn.

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Austro-Hungarian POWs in Russia, 1915 (Prokudin-Gorsky)

Japanese family, 1909 (Kahn)

World War 2 London

I also love this colour photograph from the early 21st century.

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People will look back at this prophet of the Superior Future and ask if they will ever see his like again.

 

[Mola Ram]

People will look back at this prophet of the Superior Future and ask if they will ever see his like again.

It's getting harder and harder to justify busting that thing out, but you just raised the bar, sir.

 

[Flexo]

Stopped clocks are right twice a day. I actually love colour photographs from the early 20th century, especially the work of Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky and Albert Kahn.

Spoiler

Austro-Hungarian POWs in Russia, 1915 (Prokudin-Gorsky)

Japanese family, 1909 (Kahn)

Germans invade Poland, 1939

I also love this colour photograph from the early 21st century.

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People will look back at this prophet of the Superior Future and ask if they will ever see his like again.

What? We insist on saturated ww2 colors because of black and white films? I guess if there was ever a ww2 related media that was bright and colorful it would blow a hole in bobby's theory wouldn't it?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure he's saying well researched history books the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and The Longest Day aren't anymore accurate than a multiplayer videogame where people are fighting with cricket bats and British soldiers are using nonstandard weapons and uniforms and not wearing helmets. Sure Bob, sure.

But those history books were written by Old White Men who are the source of all of the planet's evil and who lie about everything. I'm sure there were plenty of Xena Princess Warrior women running around with gold-plated machine guns during the Battle of the Bulge - it's just that the Evil White Men hunted down every one of those pictures and every bit of evidence that they existed and burned them, leaving no trace of their contribution. Because that's what Evil White Men do - they ALWAYS obfuscate and lie to create a false history to oppress the POCs and wimmens.

Of course Bob offers no evidence that his least favorite gender and ethnic group were colluding to produce a false narrative. He just KNOWS they were doing it because that's what Evil Old White Men do, duh!

EDIT: Holy Shit! Would Bob's head explode if he were to ever see an episode of Hogan's Heroes! He'd probably accuse it of "normalizing Nazis." Never mind the fact that many of the cast members were Holocaust survivors or Jews who fled from the Nazi regime. Or that the show constantly pokes fun at Nazis...

 

[Flexo]

EDIT: Holy Shit! Would Bob's head explode if he were to ever see an episode of Hogan's Heroes! He'd probably accuse it of "normalizing Nazis." Never mind the fact that many of the cast members were Holocaust survivors or Jews who fled from the Nazi regime. Or that the show constantly pokes fun at Nazis...

Not to mention that at the show's height of popularity most of the audience would have actually participated in ww2 as well.

Ironically for being portrayed as uptight and unapproving, the 50s and 60s era seemed able to make fun of themselves and laugh at life a lot more than the present age ...

 

[Gordon Cole]

More complaining about Thundercats and Battlefield.

A pot of honey could kill you.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to mention that at the show's height of popularity most of the audience would have actually participated in ww2 as well.

Ironically for being portrayed as uptight and unapproving, the 50s and 60s era seemed able to make fun of themselves and laugh at life a lot more than the present age ...

Believe it or not a few people contemporary to Hogan's Heroes really did find it to be in unbelievable bad taste. I'm not trying to pull an accckshuallly here, I'm just reaching for an excuse to post what the boys over at Mad magazine proposed would be following in Hogan's footsteps, which they dreamed up because some of them were super-offended by the show (and the 1960s Mad crew was not what you'd call PC by any stretch of the imagination).

But this is a nice way to demonstrate that mockery is the best medicine for something that's offensive, not shrieking and bullying and trying to get it pulled off the air / out of print / off the web.

Also, if you thought Hogan's Heroes would rustle Bob's jimmies, just imagine what this would do:

Spoiler: Hochmann's Heroes

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure he's saying well researched history books the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and The Longest Day aren't anymore accurate than a multiplayer videogame where people are fighting with cricket bats and British soldiers are using nonstandard weapons and uniforms and not wearing helmets. Sure Bob, sure.

Well of course he does. Your talking about a guy who thinks superhero movies and an obsession with Mario video games makes him a cultured elitist. He puts high importance on the stupidest pieces of medium, he's never going to give credit to the ones that are actually owed it.

Also, do you think Bob actually knows when WW2 was fought? That "Space Vietnam" tweet from a few weeks back has me thinking that Bob doesn't know when any US war was fought (any US war that happened before he was born I should say). He might be able to give a rough guess, but as to actually pin it down?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Heh, this gives me an excuse to show David Simon shutting down Bob with one word.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What's with Bob always using "average" as an insult? It's perfectly fine for something to be just "okay" as not everything is going to knock the ball out of the park. I know he does it to hype up ideas he supports but even if he was some miracle maker, that by definition would be "average".

"Oh so you don't want people to exceed expectations" is the expected response that misses my point.

 

[Hiragana]

Average is just a tier above inferior in Bob's mind. Only those of superior stock can be considered human rather than refuse.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I love how ICE triggers these assholes just for doing their jobs and upholding the laws congress enacted in this country.

Fuck you, they shouldn’t risk their kids lives by dragging them thousands of miles to an unfamiliar country and entering it illegally.

 

[Foltest]

Stopped clocks are right twice a day. I actually love colour photographs from the early 20th century, especially the work of Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky and Albert Kahn.

Spoiler

Austro-Hungarian POWs in Russia, 1915 (Prokudin-Gorsky)

Japanese family, 1909 (Kahn)

Germans invade Poland, 1939

that pics of german soliders is from an reanctor event in the 00s.
A better pic would be this one:

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[Red Hood]

A pot of honey could kill you.
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I'm pretty sure morbid obesity, heart disease and the beetus are killing you, Bob. Maybe if you skipped the Disney movie for babies and went for a walk it wouldn't kill you.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

that pics of german soliders is from an reanctor event in the 00s.
A better pic would be this one:

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I see. I replaced it with a picture of London in World War 2.

 

[AF 802]

Heh, this gives me an excuse to show David Simon shutting down Bob with one word.
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[Gordon Cole]

Sperging about ICE.

Cool, jackassery's in the bloodline.

*cough* Faraci *cough*

*Through megaphone* THAT'S YOUR DIET, NUMBNUTS!

 

[RockVolnutt]

The hell does Bob think a "reformed ICE" would entail when he doesn't want borders or any restrictions on immigration? I believe his exact words were "Haven't you seen Earth from space?". Is he only saying "reform" because he knows saying "abolish" would be metaphorically suicide?