Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

"You mean kids don't wanna be plastic-collecting manchildren? BOO-HOO!"

Did a Conservative run over his dog or something?

"It's perfect in Germany, ignore the rapes!"

Stop. Comparing. Real life. To. Movies.

"MS-13 dindu nuffin!"

"If you don't like me, then you're stoopid!"

Yet he's still a buff dude who doesn't have diabetes.

Remember when you wanted to be a teacher? Loser.

Kind of a shit thing to say when Papa Chipman had memory problems, no pun intended.

Creaming himself over people losing their jobs.

Feminist.

And lastly, fatty's at the doctor's office again.

He's looking at his phone while his eyes are dilated. Is he genuinely exceptional?

BONUS: As opposed to poorly made pieces of media that pander to SJWs?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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I smell a backlash...
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But fear not, he can count on his asskissers!
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BONUS: He still wants Muslims in the midwest.
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Hey Blob, you won’t admit to this but the most worthlessness and stupidity is coming from your side. Republicans actually work and don’t rely on welfare, mombucks, and ebegging.

 

[BScCollateral]

Nothing will beat the Little Green Footballs moron who mistook the Tennessee state flag for a neo-Nazi emblem.

Although the Slate.com (or maybe it was Salon?) writer who mistook an FDR-era National Recovery Act eagle for a National Rifle Association sign might be the best of all.

I have a bit of sympathy for the NRA thing. I mean, at least they have the same initials.

But the flag of Tennessee? How do you mistake three stars for a swastika?

I swear these idiots are so desperate for confirmation of their hallucinations that they see Nazi symbols everywhere. They'd have a stroke in India.

I met a guy in real life who didn't recognize the Florida flag on my shirt. So he asked me, I explained, and he accepted it. Bless his not-lolcow nature.

 

[The Nothingness]

Yep, that photo of Bob at the wedding showed his form of "interaction" is by tweeting how superior he is

 

[Mola Ram]

"You mean kids don't wanna be plastic-collecting manchildren? BOO-HOO!"
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Did a Conservative run over his dog or something?
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"It's perfect in Germany, ignore the rapes!"
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Stop. Comparing. Real life. To. Movies.
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"MS-13 dindu nuffin!"
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"If you don't like me, then you're stoopid!"
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Yet he's still a buff dude who doesn't have diabetes.
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Remember when you wanted to be a teacher? Loser.
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Kind of a shit thing to say when Papa Chipman had memory problems, no pun intended.
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Creaming himself over people losing their jobs.
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Feminist.
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And lastly, fatty's at the doctor's office again.
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He's looking at his phone while his eyes are dilated. Is he genuinely exceptional?
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BONUS: As opposed to poorly made pieces of media that pander to SJWs?
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Who the fuck has the kind of time he devotes to bitching on Twitter all. Fucking. Day?!

Does Bob have an ulcer? I don't see how you can harbor that kind of nastiness and not have an ulcer.

I have a bit of sympathy for the NRA thing. I mean, at least they have the same initials.

No. No. No. You are not a writer for any publication with an actual readership, especially one devoted to politics, and get away with mistaking this emblem for anything but what it was:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember, jobs are quickly going to be obsolete but we need at least 100 billion illegal immigrants to pick up jobs or the system will collapse.

Bob sees no contradiction.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

And lastly, fatty's at the doctor's office again.

This makes me wish that Dr. Gregory House was a real person so that he could stick a rectal thermometer in Bob's anus and leave him in the examination room for a couple hours.

 

[Positron]

 

[Dr. Dik]

Who the fuck has the kind of time he devotes to bitching on Twitter all. Fucking. Day‽

Does Bob have an ulcer? I don't see how you can harbor that kind of nastiness and not have an ulcer.

I don't even have the patience to skim all that shit. I have no idea how Bob writes that much garbage every single fucking day. Aren't fat guys supposed to get tired easily?

 

[Flexo]

Creaming himself over people losing their jobs.

100 times more productive... at what cost of investment for infrastructure? While this could be great for long term space colony ships, there's still the problem that a lot of farmland is productive for what amounts to "free" (ok not quite but still we're talking soil, rain and sunlight providing a base free of charge). Reading the actual article, it's just a big fuckin' greenhouse. We've had variations on those for like... 2000 years. Here's a hint, fatty: Why haven't we put everything in greenhouses all this time? Think long and hard on this.

Not to mention, maybe with all the considerations of nukes and terrorism, maybe it's not a bright idea to stick all of the food for a large population in a tight, confined space? But hell, Bobby can finally get his wheat on the moon now.

Oh yeah and check that article - looks like robots are used in a lot of this farming...

 

[BubbleButt]

I don't even have the patience to skim all that shit. I have no idea how Bob writes that much garbage every single fucking day. Aren't fat guys supposed to get tired easily?

Fat guys are also stereotyped to be jolly, which Bob super ain't

 

[Mola Ram]

Fat guys are also stereotyped to be jolly, which Bob super ain't

How amazing it would be if someone ribbed him like that on Twitter instead of just insulting him with the dumb shit we usually see. "Aren't you people supposed to be jolly?"

I suppose nothing will ever beat Mario calling him a faggot, though.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't even have the patience to skim all that shit. I have no idea how Bob writes that much garbage every single fucking day. Aren't fat guys supposed to get tired easily?

Hatred and the persistence of :autism: is my theory.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

The thing I've always wanted to know was how Bob is gonna create his "superior future?" The guy's too fat to do anything and he's too much of an asshole to have friends, so how is he gonna pull it off?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Man, that last Blob dump was excruciating. Sooner or later, he's gonna lose that blue checkmark of autism, and people are going to pound his ass for all that it is worth.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Imagine being this bad at arguing.

If Trump gets us moon wheat, then imma piss myself laughing.

So you were trying to diss Jeremy Jahns by the smiley face and specific denial, right?

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire('s beliefs. Hey if the shoe fits...)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine being this bad at arguing.
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If Trump gets us moon wheat, then imma piss myself laughing.
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So you were trying to diss Jeremy Jahns by the smiley face and specific denial, right?
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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire('s beliefs. Hey if the shoe fits...)
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He's really begging for someone to either have a pack of swarm on him, or someone gathering his info and giving it to some influential enough to talk about it.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

"That aren't Building child concentration camps for ethnic-cleansing"

What the fuck is he talking about?

 

[Mola Ram]

Imagine being this bad at arguing.

While I appreciate "George Carlin Is Laughing At You" being so earnest in trying to argue with Bob, I'm not sure someone who doesn't realize he's totally wasting his time around the point he drops "god-bothering" in his first rebuttal is worth supporting.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Filthy Frank was right, you can get a degree in Severe Internet Retardation.