Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheImportantFart]

"Bad people deserve to have bad things happen to them." - Bob Chipman, notorious bad person.

"Hm... I wonder why I got fired from my dream job, came down with type 2 diabetes, had my political party suffer a humiliating defeat in a general election, have a 1,000 plus page thread making fun of me and constantly get called out and dunked on by my own side?

Could it be... that by my own logic I'm a bad person... and therefore bad things are happening to me?

Nah it's all GooberGloop's fault! Fuck you Drumpf! Death to Republicans!"

 

[Plissken]

He did had a full time job, but pissed that away because he decided to sperg to death on GamerGate.

By the way, did anyone catch Bob in his latest blog post that he admitted that his sperging cost him his job at The Escapist because I could have sworn I saw a segment of that in it.

We've been over this before, and you can find a few posts with pics and proof deep in the thread. Yes, he was fired because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about gamergate. Good.

More to the point, IIRC his boss made him agree to shut up about it, only for him to break that 'contract' so to speak, a short amount of time later.

No one on this green earth would ever keep their job after breaking a contract, especially when it involved shutting up on social media.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Imagine not liking a show because dang, dirty nerds like it too.

Now that I think about it, he really is his bullies.

 

[Plissken]

Imagine not liking a show because dang, dirty nerds like it too.

Now that I think about it, he really is becoming his bullies.
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No, even his bullies would tell him to take a chill pill. Bob is a legitimate Nazi, whether he knows it or not.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine not liking a show because dang, dirty nerds like it too.

Now that I think about it, he really is becoming his bullies.
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Every time he opens his fat mouth, he is becoming closer to a villain in a game and not an actual person with actual opinions. So, who's gonna slip the calling card for the treasure in Robert L. Chipman's palace?

 

[Mola Ram]

No, even his bullies would tell him to take a chill pill. Bob is a legitimate Nazi, whether he knows it or not.

Bob is such a nasty specimen I'm actually having a hard time making https://twitter.com/PeliculoR anywhere near as nasty. I like the silly fat fuck too much! Eh, I was always too attached to my fictional characters.

By the way, I have no idea which of you crazy motherfuckers are actually following that account, but let me know if you want me to keep up with my :autism:. I can manage maybe 5-10 mildly funny tweets a day.

I'm kinda proud of "Los Obsoletos," I must say.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Imagine not liking a show because dang, dirty nerds like it too.

His hateboner may also have something to do with Adam Baldwin (a filthy conservative and the man who gave GamerGate its name no less) being one of the stars.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Sometimes I wonder why people like Blob think deplatforming everyone they disagree with will magically make all their problems go away and cause everyone to vote for the correct and forward thinking superior futurist president who is a trans disabled black woman muslim.

 

[Mola Ram]

His hateboner may also have something to do with Adam Baldwin (a filthy conservative and the man who gave GamerGate its name no less) being one of the stars.

Also, since Joss Whedon got #metoo'd, it's acceptable to piss on him. (I'm betting The Avengers is still a masterpiece in Bob's head, though.)

 

[TheImportantFart]

Sometimes I wonder why people like Blob think deplatforming everyone they disagree with will magically make all their problems go away and cause everyone to vote for the correct and forward thinking superior futurist president who is a trans disabled black woman muslim.

They don't, they just know their ideas suck and that if someone critical of those ideas is allowed to speak even a little the whole thing will come crashing down.

 

[Vicar of Stiffkey]

Bob strongly resembles Keith from the Office (UK version) .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYUDQCYGHA
In Keith's defence he would admit when he didn't know something and also held down a job.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob is such a nasty specimen I'm actually having a hard time making https://twitter.com/PeliculoR anywhere near as nasty. I like the silly fat fuck too much! Eh, I was always too attached to my fictional characters.

By the way, I have no idea which of you crazy motherfuckers are actually following that account, but let me know if you want me to keep up with my :autism:. I can manage maybe 5-10 mildly funny tweets a day.

I'm kinda proud of "Los Obsoletos," I must say.

I've only just realised this is a thing. Holy shit that's funny. Well done Mola Ram

 

[Mola Ram]

They don't, they just know their ideas suck and that if someone critical of those ideas is allowed to speak even a little the whole thing will come crashing down.

Ironically their hardon for "de-platforming," by which they mean censorship even if they don't want to say it, only leads to their already stunted debating skills to atrophy to the point of uselessness. Bob is notable for thinking he sounds like an Oxford don despite having the debating skills of a toddler, but he's hardly unique.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Sometimes I wonder why people like Blob think deplatforming everyone they disagree with will magically make all their problems go away and cause everyone to vote for the correct and forward thinking superior futurist president who is a trans disabled black woman muslim.

It’s like sticking your fingers in your ear and going “lalalalalala I can’t hear you” really loud.

The ideas fester, go underground, more people buy into it due to the perceived oppression/threat.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Bob is such a nasty specimen I'm actually having a hard time making https://twitter.com/PeliculoR anywhere near as nasty. I like the silly fat fuck too much! Eh, I was always too attached to my fictional characters.

By the way, I have no idea which of you crazy motherfuckers are actually following that account, but let me know if you want me to keep up with my :autism:. I can manage maybe 5-10 mildly funny tweets a day.

I'm kinda proud of "Los Obsoletos," I must say.

Is the bad spanish on purpose?, as a native spanish speaker it kinda hurts my brain to see spanish mixed with english like that, do Latinos in the US really speak that way?

 

[Mola Ram]

Is the bad spanish on purpose?, as a native spanish speaker it kinda hurts my brain to see spanish mixed with english like that, do Latinos in the US really speak that way?

Is it only bad Spanish? It's supposed to be mangled Spanish. But yes, it's deliberate. And no, it's not really reflective of American Hispanics. Just a glimpse of what a horror the Hispanic MovieBob might be like.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

After reading his blog post, I’m beginning to wonder if Bob will abandon Twitter and start to write more spergy blog posts about politics.

 

[A Random]

"I didn’t have a great filter when I did have a full-time contract job with certain expectations of behavior"

You know, there's something nagging at me regarding how he puts this. I mean, it comes down to 'I wasn't SUPPOSED to be a massive shithead when I was contracted', but it's like...

Does he think 'standards' shouldn't apply to him?

 

[Mola Ram]

"I didn’t have a great filter when I did have a full-time contract job with certain expectations of behavior"

You know, there's something nagging at me regarding how he puts this. I mean, it comes down to 'I wasn't SUPPOSED to be a massive shithead when I was contracted', but it's like...

Does he think 'standards' shouldn't apply to him?

An ego like that? Yeah, I'd say that's pretty likely.

The thing about Bob that really puzzles me is I can't tell how much he believes his own bullshit. Obviously he thinks he's a titanic intellect -- when he says something about how he's not that smart it's pretty shamelessly false modesty -- but there are times it seems he really thinks he's this hugely influential tastemaker and incredibly significant presence, both as a film critic and a social commentator. When I first started following him I figured it was puffery, but the more unhinged his rants get the more I wonder.

 

[Flexo]

Sometimes I wonder why people like Blob think deplatforming everyone they disagree with will magically make all their problems go away and cause everyone to vote for the correct and forward thinking superior futurist president who is a trans disabled black woman muslim.

Well it worked out so well for the Nazis...

And as a Mexican robot (full name: Flexo Flexing Rodriguez), I'd just like to say that I really appreciate Cinema Roberto @Mola Ram. I always read his tweets in this voice: