Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You say that like he isn't right.
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If only we had evidence of Haiti being a shitshow ever since they overthrew the French.

(Continued from his Mayflower tweet.)
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Gotta love how his sugarcoating went from "It's a slow-burn" to "It's a letdown".
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Muh misty meaner.
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Pics or we'll still make fat jokes. (Like that would really stop us either way.)
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Sure thing. This one's for you, @RodgerDodger.

Before I continue, I need to point out that when it comes to the kind of behavior that got a bug up GG's collective asscrack, Jim Sterling and Bob Chipman may as well be patient zero and patient alpha: Both provably had involvement with Feminist Frequency and Anita Sarkeesian long before GG ever happened (with Jim in particular throwing shade for her and declaring her to be a "monster that gamers created," ignoring that she was getting perpetual coverage just by claiming to have been harassed). Both were waist-deep in the clique that caused GG to blow up the way it did, both actively tried to do their part to hamstring the movement, and both wound up losing their job with The Escapist because of it - Bob because he was fired, Jim because he quit. Jim is IRL friends with many people who had major parts in GG opposition, including Zoe Quinn, Leigh Alexander, Ben Kuchera, Patrick Klepek, and more.

All of which brings us to what happened with his quitting the Escapist. When GG was in full swing, lolcow chronicleers of the time noted that Jim Sterling was actually on-board with GG-related discussion happening on The Escapist (he did a Jimquisition he doesn't like to talk about where he said to let the discussion happen, so long as it really was about ethics), before promptly doing an about-face after the clique called in their marks and and condemning it a few days later. At the time The Escapist was one of the few sites not to kowtow to the Game Journo Pros team and mass-censor discussion of Quinn (and subsequently, Gamergate), and they were planning to do an article set where both sides of the GG divide were going to get a chance to say their peace.

....Anyone familiar with Anti-GG at this point knows what that means.

For the unfamiliar, Anti-GG did everything possible to prevent Gamergate from gaining a mainstream presence, to the point of shutting down discussion on numerous platforms and actively going after anyone who had a big enough audience that they could reach others. One of the Pro-GG names they were considering was Slade Villena - AKA Roguestar, who, while a fucking asshole, pretty much called every fucking thing that happened with GG opposition over the next few years. Quinn and friends, eager to shut down a potential way of GG reaching an audience, had Bob and Jim sperg the fuck out, and try to prevent the event on the grounds that Villena was a "serial harasser." While the pair did succeed at getting the article series cancelled, several pieces of the pro-GG side had gone up by the time they did so, and the Internet has not forgotten. Both he and Bob were ultimately told to knock off the horse-shit by corporate since they were rapidly turning the bulk of The Escapist into a shit-show and making the work environment toxic (much as Dan Olson and Kyle Oancitizen did at channel awesome in the same way at the time, by trying to force everyone to take their side of the conflict).

Bob grumbled and promised to back off (he didn't, and would later get fired), but Jim decided he was the king of fuck and wanted to play hardball, and apparently was convinced corporate would cave if he threatened to leave. I'm not sure if he thought that his being a comparatively big fish in a relatively big pond would grant him special status, or if he was just convinced that this was the right thing to do, but what we do know is the hilarious aftermath.

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See, while Jim was relatively popular, somewhere like 93% of the Escapist's income is from Yahtzee alone, and Yahtzee himself is pretty much pro-GG in everything but name, having zero respect for SJWs and having gone on record with saying that the correct response is to make fun of them. Yahtzee also constantly takes potshots at Jim's clique buddies. Suffice to say, Jim basically tried to force The Escapist into the choice of mass-censoring the site to appease Jim's journo buddies and Indie Dev friends (many of which visibly tried to pressure Greg Tito in the GJP leaks), so the at-the-time head of The Escapist knew fucking exactly what was going on, and given the choice between siding with their actual customerbase and siding with Jim and friends, they wisely decided to side with their customers.

Jim was not pleased, and promptly attacked The Escapist:

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Jim left The Escapist the following day.
If you write a book about Gamergate, I will buy it day one.
 
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How will the Footless Fuher attempt to frame this?

Same way as Kamala Harris, probably: keeping them all detained together isn't acceptable either. Only catch-and-release will work. Which is very likely how the courts will see it too. Basically this is a shitshow without an end.
 
ROFL. Yeah right! There was a big layoff right before Bob got fired. The one where Sterling and a number of others got let go. Bob had survived that. Heck Archon was working hard to keep him because his stuff brought in more than he cost. (And I heard that straight from Archon). Then he started tag teaming the Gamers on Twitter with Faracci. Calling them ISIS Nazi's etc. Bye Bye Bob!

The last straw was him comparing all gamers to rapists and saying that an image of gamers cheering and applauding being intercut with a sexual assault was an accurate portrayal. Turns out, gaming sites usually don't like you calling all of their customers rapists. Who knew?

Alexander Macris. Then the Defy Media Manager who was the Publisher/Boss. And Sterling didn't "leave of his own volition" well at best it was mutual. He was upset about the GG'ers and did something in a fit that cost the Escapist a big looming ad buy from Microsoft. That loss of ad revenue is what led to the sudden layoffs. Oh and that same "something" that he did is also a large part of the reason why a lot of publishers would not give him review copies when he left the Escapist and went on his own. Or so rumor has it :cunningpepe:

Yeah, I heard he broke some massive NDA on one of his podcasts or something. Ruined a 7 figure deal escapist was working on that hadn't gone through yet. Escapist basically let him leave in return for keeping his mouth shut in order to try and salvage things
 
Oh, now you're a fan of Jesus?
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So, this happened:


How will the Footless Fuher attempt to frame this?
Through saying "But they need to be reunited!"
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(As for my take, it's an impossibly fucked-up situation with no easy answers. Do there need to be better holding conditions and some reform towards the immigration system? Yes. Were the kids endangered whilst crossing over despite the fact that it's possible to legally immigrate as is? Also yes.)
 
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How will the Footless Fuher attempt to frame this?

Considering all of Twitter is already saying "Ehhhhh he's backtracking on this it doesn't count" I can imagine much of the same sentiment will appear in Bob's feed given time. Except multiplied by stupid supeeeeeeeiror fyootcha content and openly hostile behavior.
 

If it's not the culture... then what is causing the suffering there? Can't be God, we know you don't believe in Him.

If you write a book about Gamergate, I will buy it day one.

Ditto. In fact I would rather buy a gamergate book (and some other internet historical records) to support this site than some of the tshirts they were selling which in no way can fit a healthy adult robot.
 
Ditto. In fact I would rather buy a gamergate book (and some other internet historical records) to support this site than some of the tshirts they were selling which in no way can fit a healthy adult robot.
They also have double shot glasses engraved with a random top of the page quote. Surprised you haven't bought that yet.
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(For the record, I bought that and the Couch Cuck shirt.)
 
My buddy Roberto (he's bouncing back nicely from his arrhythmia, gracias) pointed out this especially obnoxious clot on Bob's twitter tonight:

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Now if you're thinking that Bob is wrongly attributing his own ignorance of this event to everyone else, and it just might well be that it's not the obscure bit of trivia he's implying it is ... you're right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Vincent_Chin

I want to point out one line in particular:

"The case became a rallying point for the Asian American community, and Ebens and Nitz were put on trial for violating Chin's civil rights. Ebens was convicted of violating Chin's civil rights and was sentenced to 25 years of prison, but the conviction was overturned on appeal. Because the subsequent Federal prosecution was a result of public pressure from a coalition of many Asian ethnic organizations, Vincent Chin's murder is often considered the beginning of a pan-ethnic Asian American movement.[3]" [emphasis added]

So Woke Fat knew shit about this until some feed he follows brought it up, and immediately appropriated an almost 40 year old murder for his own comically hateful views on the American working class.

Which is disgusting, but ... yeah, pretty much what we expect from him.
 
Bob's fat ass was what.... pre-school during the 80's? Maybe in elementary school?

Bet he doesn't know that people hated Wall Street (Corporate Raiders in particular) and corporate executives and bankers more then they hated the Japs. People say executives and raiders as doing more damage to the American industries than the Japanese (although people didn't like slants that much after... oh... THREE FUCKING WARS with them).

People like Blobert there don't get it that lots of Boomers and Gen-X still see Donald Trump as a corporate raider from back then. Which is why he gets confused by why people would elect him when the economy was so shakey, people were worried about their jobs, and China/Pacific Rim/South Asia was such a concern.

But that's complex socio-political backgrounds and public consciousness, not BetaMax Blob's simplistic view of shit.
 
Ummm how old is Bob again? Because all the "anti Japanese" stuff was largely late 70's and first term Reagan. He was "bathed in it"? It literally ended and evaporated in totality around the time VCR's and SONY Walkman's hit the streets. Outside of a number of Union Households in Detroit. Unless of course you realize that Bob was raised by actual racists in what is arguably one of the most institutionally racist places in the nation. Yeah Dear Bob, stop blaming ME for the sins of YOUR PARENTS!
 
The last straw was him comparing all gamers to rapists and saying that an image of gamers cheering and applauding being intercut with a sexual assault was an accurate portrayal. Turns out, gaming sites usually don't like you calling all of their customers rapists. Who knew?

He is not the only one who did that. Another Anti-GGer, famed for shoving things up his ass, wound up getting fired after he declared that anyone who liked weeb games was a pedophile. We also had this from Jim Sterling:

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If you write a book about Gamergate, I will buy it day one.

Ditto. In fact I would rather buy a gamergate book (and some other internet historical records) to support this site than some of the tshirts they were selling which in no way can fit a healthy adult robot.

Already did. Sorta. It's free so enjoy.
 
Just to remind everyone that he also claims to have also paid attention to the ecological movement in the 80s. (Y'know, like how I protested the Iraq War in Kindergarten.) So either he was politically active while one could still count his age on two hands, or he's so preoccupied with trying to be in the right that he makes up complete and utter bullshit that falls apart when you consider how old he was at the time.

I have a hunch that it's the latter.
 
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Just to remind everyone that he also claims to have also paid attention to the ecological movement in the 80s. So either he was politically active while one could still count his age on two hands, or he's so preoccupied with looking right that he makes up complete and utter bullshit.

I have a hunch that it's the latter.

You're such a cynic, Sexy.
 
Which means he was roughly 3 when the whole "Dey Took Are Jerbs" ranting at the Japanese faded.
So, holy shit, he doesn't actually understand ANY of what went on at the time? I mean, the 80's were fucking confusing as fuck to live through.

Like someone said, by 84 the average American bought US made vehicles for durability, Jap vehicles for fuel efficency. You bought a Whirlpool or Westinghouse appliance for sheer durability and a Sony VHS player with a Hitachi stereo in your car.

Sure, there was the "Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!" bumperstickers, but hell, you get that in any demographic.

People were more worried about taking an ICBM to the town square, or catching GRID from a toilet seat, or a thousand other things than whether or not some slant bought up sections of US Corporation #46 from Wall Street corporate raiders.

Hell, the Savings & Loans Scandal, Iran/Contra, Operation Just Cause, the invasion of Grenada, the Falklands War, the CIA fucking around in Central America, hijacking by the Middle East, the PLO and the IRA blowing shit up, was all more important that whether or not your new stereo was built by slants. GRRL Power! feminism, MTV, CNN, cable TV ending up in more in more homes as they pushed out the giant satellite dish services (Fuck those dishes), fear of nuclear war, fear of the next ice age (Yeah, no shit, the global climate scare at the time was the next ice age), fear of gasoline running out by 1999, all that shit.

But furious at slants making cars, cheap electronics, and other shit? Not so much.

"Grew up in the 80's"...

His baby-sitter sucking cock while he watched Transformers with a cookie shoved in his fat fucking mouth absorbed more knowledge about 80's politics through osmosis than his fat ass understands.
 
Imagine if he was talking about immigrants like this.
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Slacktivism. You both feel good cause it's Slacktivism.
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Please don't start thirsting over Aubrey Plaza.
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Jesus Christ, the last few days actually made me miss his Marvel sperging!
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