Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

My history might be off but isn't Rome more like if we decided Mexicans should be paid to protect our borders and expect them to never catch on that they have all the power in that relationship?

Depends on the stage and era of the empire.

 

[Red Hood]

"I will be vindicated!"
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"I voted for Hillary you submental!"

No shit.
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I wonder how many jobs Trump could create by building a mass driver to permanently launch Bob out of the United States?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know how Bob tweeted out “Evolve, compete or get out of the way”? Well, I’m starting to wonder if he actually has that mentality in regards to major studios struggling against Disney’s dominant box office control? It may sound like autistic a-logging, but since he’s a big Disney shill, I’m wondering if he applies this with pride or not.

I wonder how many jobs Trump could create by building a mass driver to permanently launch Bob out of the United States?

They should launch him from his house to the Rust Belt so it will show how truly fucked up it is by his precious globalism ilk.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

"We shouldn't have any borders!" is....probably the farthest thing from an intellectual opinion on borders. Not even factoring Bob's idea that this will favor deep thinkers and lead to an even more intellectual society.

It’s really about as nuanced as all of his other beliefs - that is to say, not at all. It’s such a thoroughly asinine position and Bob holds it simply because he believes it’s the “right side of history” thing to believe. The truth (that Bob simply cannot handle) is that the “champions of virtue and progressiveness” he worships wish to abuse these vulnerable illegal immigrants for cheap labor and need them to stay illegal. Outside of his ST: TNG fantasies I really don’t see how bob thinks this would be net gain for literally anyone. There’s only so much land, money and jobs.

A nuanced and intelligent opinion would be something along the lines of: “we need to work to secure our border as a matter of national security in order to prevent human and drug trafficking from flowing into our country, and also work to improve our flawed immigration system that overwhelmingly benefits those with money and prestige.” Of course this would include “also still deporting people who are entering/staying in the country illegally” but that’s problematic or some shit for some reason.

 

[Red Hood]

"We shouldn't have any borders" is the same logic as "your house doesn't need doors" and "leave your valuables on your car seat, unlocked". In other words, it's purely for people that are crazy and so sheltered they've never encountered property crime.

 

[elder god]

BONUS: Well, nice to know he still holds grudges towards people who mock him.

"Im not triggered, you're triggered!" also lol at Bob thinking anybody else's political opinions are shallow, Bob's opinions are as deep as a water droplet. He always talks about these fantastical pie in the sky fantasies, but he never takes time to think about the negative consequences that could come from just ramming in the system. When he says he's results oriented, what he means is "I want somebody to tell me they are gonna do it, and nobody to tell me that reality won't let it happen!"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The truth (that Bob simply cannot handle) is that the “champions of virtue and progressiveness” he worships wish to abuse these vulnerable illegal immigrants for cheap labor and need them to stay illegal. Outside of his ST: TNG fantasies I really don’t see how bob thinks this would be net gain for literally anyone. There’s only so much land, money and jobs.

That implies Bob really cares for the lives of Illegal immigrants considering he wishes they all go to the Midwest.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging about She-Ra.

In what universe would this be considered hate speech?

(For the record, I'm now posting vacation photos every time he tries to play fashion police.)

 

[Done]

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(For the record, I'm now posting vacation photos every time he tries to play fashion police.)

Lol what the fuck was he even attempting in this photo? Some kind of kung-fu?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Sperging about She-Ra.
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I like he does the "representation" bullshit by saying it's "for little girls" when you know damn well his fat ass is probably going to go on defending it as the greatest thing to ever be a thing and everyone is just too old to get it. Even/especially if he never bothers to see it himself.

"little girls"

 

[Zaryiu]

You know how Bob tweeted out “Evolve, compete or get out of the way”? Well, I’m starting to wonder if he actually has that mentality in regards to major studios struggling against Disney’s dominant box office control? It may sound like autistic a-logging, but since he’s a big Disney shill, I’m wondering if he applies this with pride or not.


They should launch him from his house to the Rust Belt so it will show how truly fucked up it is by his precious globalism ilk.

The Rust Belt has enough problems already, they don't deserve to be punished like that

 

[Anonimo]

You know how Bob tweeted out “Evolve, compete or get out of the way”? Well, I’m starting to wonder if he actually has that mentality in regards to major studios struggling against Disney’s dominant box office control? It may sound like autistic a-logging, but since he’s a big Disney shill, I’m wondering if he applies this with pride or not.


They should launch him from his house to the Rust Belt so it will show how truly fucked up it is by his precious globalism ilk.

Knowing Bob, Im gong to guess he leans heavily in the direction of pushing the other major studios out even if they do try to compete. Correct me if I'm wrong but, isn't he also sore about younger "critics" who are more popular/affable than he is because of some kind of gatekeeper mentality?

That implies Bob really cares for the lives of Illegal immigrants considering he wishes they all go to the Midwest.

I'd give you a horrifying rating for that statement if I could. If Bob essentially wishes for the Midwest to be nuked out of one side of his mouth, and for immigrants to move there out the other, does that mean that if Bob had the power he would basically advocate for ethnic cleansing on his "beloved pee-oh-cee"?

Granted, people have pointed out multiple times in this thread how Bob would either inadvertently do something like that, or if he did find out would probably write it off as "collateral damage". But has anyone actually tried spinning it like that to his face?

 

[Flexo]

Sperging about She-Ra.
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Is he about to pick a fight with Zach?

Oh we're about to have a popcorn shortage. Do it, Bob. Kick at comixgate. Let's have another spergout.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is he about to pick a fight with Zach?

Oh we're about to have a popcorn shortage. Do it, Bob. Kick at comixgate. Let's have another spergout.

He did before and D&C made an offhand comment about him not really being interesting to talk about because he sounds like "a low-T tryhard".

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I like he does the "representation" bullshit by saying it's "for little girls" when you know damn well his fat ass is probably going to go on defending it as the greatest thing to ever be a thing and everyone is just too old to get it. Even/especially if he never bothers to see it himself.

"little girls"

........"little girls".....

Does this bastard know that all DW animated shows are AIMED at all ages? It has been for a couple years now.
Even when defending shit like this. Bob's narrow view of entertainment still pokes its disgusting head.

fftopic:Also, I'm going to give the show the benefit of the doubt for now since I do not care about representation. Just to see if it works as its own.fftopic:

 

[BubbleButt]

I like he does the "representation" bullshit by saying it's "for little girls" when you know damn well his fat ass is probably going to go on defending it as the greatest thing to ever be a thing and everyone is just too old to get it. Even/especially if he never bothers to see it himself.

"little girls"

I mean, I agree with the sentiment, but the problem is, besides being genocidally antagonistic towards half of the United States, nothing Bob says holds any sincerity at all.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So I guess Bob did another pilot, this time of him doing movie and entertainment news.

I was expecting this to have his political sperging in this, but it wasn’t and it’s pretty boring to be honest.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yep, this doesn't reek of bitterness.

Devin Faraci.

"Don't call me a eugenicist!"

Dang, dirty...Indonesians?

(Outside of these tweets, it's a lot of "Trump's committing treason, guise!" retweets.)

 

[TheImportantFart]

Replace "The Right" in this tweet with "The Jews" and tell me this doesn't sound scarily similar to Nazi propaganda.

He even used the word "solution", as in the "final solution".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Replace "The Right" in this tweet with "The Jews" and tell me this doesn't sound scarily similar to Nazi propaganda.

He even used the word "solution", as in the "final solution".

All we need is NaziBob, and we are set.