Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Replace "The Right" in this tweet with "The Jews" and tell me this doesn't sound scarily similar to Nazi propaganda.

He even used the word "solution", as in the "final solution".
With as much as he likes to rant about nazis, I have a feeling that nothing would make him happier than manning a guard tower overlooking a prison camp full of midwestern voters.

That being said, he'd have to climb up there first.
 
All we need is NaziBob, and we are set.
Well since Bob says it's okay for us to punch Nazis, I thought it might be a good idea to look up what's exactly considered a Nazi these days since the term's become so broad, so I did a Google search and...

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...well this is awkward.
 
Yep, this doesn't reek of bitterness.
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Devin Faraci.
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"Don't call me a eugenicist!"
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Dang, dirty...Indonesians?
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(Outside of these tweets, it's a lot of "Trump's committing treason, guise!" retweets.)

So wait? Bob attempts to insert Jeffrey Epstein into the conversation without ever mentioning the REALLY BIG part of Epstein’s tale? The amount of time The Clinton’s spent on “ Air Underage” And “Club Ped”? Remarkable. As far as anyone knows Trump attended some fundraisers with Epstein in New York City over the years. Whereas Secret Service logs put Clinton on the plane with underage sex slaves numerous times. Including a number that were seemingly hidden or scrubbed from any public records. But remember class “Trump is the problem here! Pay no attention to the fact that I politically support known Pedo Rapists for President, and actively hang out with them in my personal life. “
 
"Don't call me a eugenicist!"
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Yes... yes she is Mr. "bloated endomorph whose lifetime total number of female partners is zero."

I mean, heck let's just compare the average number of offsprings in that poor village he was railing against to his*.

*And of course, it gets even funnier that he rails against the "dumb minorities" in one part of the world even as he advocates for those minorities to do to this country what they did to that breeding facility.
 
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I get Bob is doing a bit but I'm pretty sure it's only grandmothers who don't give a damn or the target audience of Big Bang Theory that think "Aquaman talks to fish" at this point instead of the telepathy it's always been. Superfriends mischaracterized him but that shit was decades ago and it's more likely people will think of DCAU Aquaman or the one from Injustice if they're clueless about the comics.

It's a long dead meme only sometimes brought up by hack comedy writers to the point that pointing out he's actually pretty badass at times is a cliche in itself.
 
"Don't call me a eugenicist!"
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Like that other McCain illustrated on his blog, Bob does not participate in a crucial part of natural selection: reproduction. Given his repulsive appearance, lack of life prospects, and an utterly abhorrent personality, his only chance of spreading his genes would be as an anonymous sperm donor. My intuition tells me that Bob hasn't and never will do it because he believes that being sycophant to a bunch of loony third-wave feminists will get him some poon. So I guess we should be grateful Bob is venting on Twitter instead of polluting the gene pool.
 
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I get Bob is doing a bit but I'm pretty sure it's only grandmothers who don't give a damn or the target audience of Big Bang Theory that think "Aquaman talks to fish" at this point instead of the telepathy it's always been. Superfriends mischaracterized him but that shit was decades ago and it's more likely people will think of DCAU Aquaman or the one from Injustice if they're clueless about the comics.

It's a long dead meme only sometimes brought up by hack comedy writers to the point that pointing out he's actually pretty badass at times is a cliche in itself.
"Isolated fat man thinks he knows what average people think, film at 11."
 
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The right won the house via majority, as a demographic, they are big in areas that produce a ton of culturally significant pieces, like food, drinks, songs, etc. Economically, Trump won every income bracket above 50,000. And, lest Bob forgets, the areas that voted republican tend to make all the food and manufacturing. Also, signs show that Gen-Z might be the most conservative generation in decades. If you really start totaling up everything, Bob's superior future is not as close as he thinks it is, but then again, Bob was never that bright to begin with.


I'm trying to get what Bob's problem with Aquaman's poster is, the poster is showing off his ability to control sea life, which, yeah, would probably lead to him summoning a bunch of sharks, whales and other powerful sea life when fighting, and it does look fantastical, and other worldly. What should his poster look like if not that? Probably just needed a giant marvel logo on it, right Bob?
 
I'm trying to get what Bob's problem with Aquaman's poster is, the poster is showing off his ability to control sea life, which, yeah, would probably lead to him summoning a bunch of sharks, whales and other powerful sea life when fighting, and it does look fantastical, and other worldly. What should his poster look like if not that? Probably just needed a giant marvel logo on it, right Bob?
You pretty much hit the nail on the head. DC is to Bob what the Hex Box was to Chris.
 
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