Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Little do we know that picture was followed by Bob yelling "Devour my seed for subsistence, m'lady. Once your flesh absorbs it into your being our union shall be complete!"

By "seed", do you mean the yeasty profusions that thrive in the folds of his fat?

 

[RockVolnutt]

By "seed", do you mean the yeasty profusions that thrive in the folds of his fat?

We both know that yeast has probably become bread already.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Posted in the Lindsay Thread about the pic of them together.

Bob's Thoughts: I look normal right?
Lindsay's Thoughts: One pic and I can ditch this fat loser.

 

[Red Hood]

Today in "James Gunn did nothing wrong":
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And he finally met Lindsay Ellis irl!

And he's not even looking at the camera along with it looking like he's grabbing her ass.
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(P.S. I'm Bob's height and I don't have this problem. I'm also not fat or "shaped bizarrely", so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.)

Lindsay has that mirthless Chimpanzee begging for its life look here.

For once I sympathize with Lindsay Ellis. Congratulations, Universe. You win.

 

[BubbleButt]

LOOK AT THE LENS, NOT THE SCREEN, YOU FUCKING TURBOSPERG

 

[Gordon Cole]

Your whole feed is appalling behavior from a supposedly grown man.

"We're the Real Germans Americans".

 

[Rathkor]

And she wouldn't be able to find it if she wanted to.

And even if she somehow managed to find it, its not like he'd be able to get it up thanks to the type 2 dibeetus.

 

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Your whole feed is appalling behavior from a supposedly grown man.
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As each day goes by, Moviebob grows a more venomous tongue, and a stronger immunity to the feeling of irony.

Seriously, how in the world can you tweet complaining about "fake outrage" and then immediately tweet calling Donald Trump a traitor for talking to Putin? The difference between these two tweets is literally less than an hour.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"We're the Real Germans Americans".
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Bob, how are you a "REAL AMERICAN" when you're always saying it should stop existing to make way for the world government? Nations are obsolete, remember?

Choose one.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Shazam's trailer is out. Expect sperging soon

 

[cypocryphy]

Your whole feed is appalling behavior from a supposedly grown man.
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Never come between a 37 year old man and his childrens movies.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I wonder how bad he smells.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I wonder how bad he smells.

Horrible. He's morbidly obese, a diabetic which means he likely sweats very easily (and often) and he has never shown any signs that he takes care of himself.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Horrible. He's morbidly obese, a diabetic which means he likely sweats very easily (and often) and he has never shown any signs that he takes care of himself.

He probably sweats after drinking water, which is baffling.

 

[Koby_Fish]

LOOK AT THE LENS, NOT THE SCREEN, YOU FUCKING TURBOSPERG

ff-topic:How did you make the hat icon show up, btw?ff-topic:

 

[Flexo]

Shazam's trailer is out. Expect sperging soon

Well I'll be damned that looks... actually entertaining and true to the source material. What can Bob possibly complain about it? It's ZANY(tm) just like he requested.

There's a new poll idea: what will Bob complain about with [topic]

Or a poll about what happened to Lindsay after that photo was taken.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Well I'll be damned that looks... actually entertaining and true to the source material. What can Bob possibly complain about it? It's ZANY(tm) just like he requested.

There's a new poll idea: what will Bob complain about with [topic]

Or a poll about what happened to Lindsay after that photo was taken.

It's not a marvel movie, he'll find a way

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

It's not a marvel movie, he'll find a way

Bobby isn’t Bobbi, the black trans fifth grader

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's not a marvel movie, he'll find a way

Of course it is, it's a Captain Marvel movie.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Live tweeting the Warner Bros panel. Hype and mild saltiness ahead.