Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Bob and Lindsay's offspring would be in jail by the time they are out of high school. The amount of drunken smug stupidity in it's genes combined with the neglectful and horrendous parenting from Ms. Aborticus and the footless wonder could only produce that result.
 
Mola Ram said:
Should we entertain the dread possibility that there was ... you know ... some mutual, underwhelming groping?
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Lin-lin has been drunk enough to try and split her skull open on a police cruiser's window, but there is no amount of alcohol any human could consume that would allow them to consent to mutual groping with Robert Chipman. Even hallucinogens wouldn't turn off the warning klaxon that goes off when coming too close to a man that looks as though he may cultivate mushrooms in his Mario underoos.
 
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Imagine calling people "political terrorists" just because a capeshit director got fired.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Imagine calling people "political terrorists" just because a capeshit director got fired.
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Well, clearly that makes James Gunn part of the Inferior Past because he can't keep up. Oh well, how sad. Can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs.

I mean, that was Bob's argument on how we get to the Superior Future, no? Gunn didn't make the cut and thus deserves no pity for being Inferior.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I got a feeling if another of these happens, I think either Kevin Feige and/or Bob Iger will be next, which will make Bob lose his sanity completely.
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I don't even want to know how much worse Bob's anger could be. His sperging over Gunn has already been mind blowing. Iger and Feige getting canned would be this current temper tantrum times infinity.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I don't even want to know how much worse Bob's anger could be. His sperging over Gunn has already been mind blowing. Iger and Feige getting canned would be this current temper tantrum times infinity.
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Or Disney could go for the throat and fire Kathleen Kennedy, an act which will no doubt be Bob's own personal Hiroshima (despite Disney being perfectly within their rights to fire a producer who mis-managed one of the most slam-dunk, print-money movie franchises that ever existed into a Social Justice riddled, piss-off-the-fans-as-much-as-possible preachfest that's about as popular with its former target audience as Christian Rock is to Death Metal fans.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Not dumb. Just addicted.

I think if you cut Bob off from the internet for a month or so he'd either genuinely improve as a human being ("I feel nothing but contempt," what a piece of shit he is) ... or he'd straight up kill himself.
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Not saying I was a Twitter addict, but when my Twitter account was suspended about four months ago, I was actually surprised by how much less negative my life felt. I found myself being more productive and things have been pretty good. I can only imagine how much Bob would improve simply by cutting him off from Twitter.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
Not saying I was a Twitter addict, but when my Twitter account was suspended about four months ago, I was actually surprised by how much less negative my life felt. I found myself being more productive and things have been pretty good. I can only imagine how much Bob would improve simply by cutting him off from Twitter.
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We could levy the money to send him to one of those South Korean Internet Detox camps where it might actually make him gain perspective perhaps.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Imagine calling people "political terrorists" just because a capeshit director got fired.
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Imagine being this much of a boorish oaf that firing someone for making bad off-color jokes is a political move. Do you really believe this horse shit, or are you using this to convert people into your pity cult?
 
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The Nothingness said:
Here is something amusing to ponder. Would Bob want to live in a parallel universe where Hillary Clinton is president but DC has the successful cinematic universe while the MCU is struggling?
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And have The Avengers 2012 and Black Panther be the BvS for Bob in that universe? That would be amusing as hell.
 
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