Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheImportantFart]

It took Bob four-and-a-half hours, shit-for-brains.

This retweet perfectly highlights how utterly classless and childish Bob is. He can't accept the fact that someone didn't like a film he did and move on like an adult would - he has to take pathetic, passive-aggressive and dishonest (you know it didn't take you 53 seconds shit-for-brains) shots at them months afterwards.

Roger Ebert gave Revenge of the Sith a positive review, but still praised RedLetterMedia's negative review of it, and that was despite the fact it made a direct jab at him. And whereas Ebert was apparently a really nice guy, I can understand people making jabs at Bob because he's such an almighty cunt, again, as this retweet highlights.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

After reading Bob's spergy blog post, I'm starting to wonder if Disney should cancel GotG 3 now since they fired Gunn.

 

[Jack Awful]

I was on Twitter last night and found a retweet from Bob that is quite telling about how he and his ilk thinks. Ian might be a cow but he hits the point home here.

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Don't ever buy into the notion that these people are just dumb and don't see their hypocrisy. They full well understand their hypocrisy, it's just justified in their minds. They are good and righteous while those who oppose them are the evil ones who must be destroyed.

No bad tactics, only bad targets.

This is why never taking a step back to analyze what you're actually doing and just assuming you're always the good guy and that everyone you disagree with is the bad guy is dangerous; you turn into the type of person who believes this kind of behavior is OK.
It's also their fault that the climate where James Gunn could be fired for stuff he tweeted 8 years ago exists.
They do that same shit to people they disagree with all the time, so now corporations instantly cave whenever people complain about offensive stuff their employees do.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is why never taking a step back to analyze what you're actually doing and just assuming you're always the good guy and that everyone you disagree with is the bad guy is dangerous; you turn into the type of person who believes this kind of behavior is OK.

He who fights monsters can become the monster he is fighting. Staring into the void yadda yadda. We know the drill by now.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

New thinkpiece. Take a wild guess what it's about:

https://moviebobcentral.com/2018/07/23/on-james-gunn/ (https://archive.fo/v8zLh)

Also, "NoFunAllowed.FLAC".
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And there are people who claim this guy is a genius trying these subjects in a compact manner. There are rules in communications and entertainment that yes, even apply to shitty blogs dedicated to tantrums: express ideas briefly, don't spoonfed your audience and so on. This piece is a fucking nightmare to read. Unless you are a diehard fan of this douche or a masochist this is impossible to read, I can almost sense the smugness through lines. I'm not joking, as a long time editor I felt like my life was being drained and my mind being swiped like if this is part of the Necronomicon.

 

[Jack Awful]

New thinkpiece. Take a wild guess what it's about:

https://moviebobcentral.com/2018/07/23/on-james-gunn/ (https://archive.fo/v8zLh)

Also, "NoFunAllowed.FLAC".
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If you're a fully grown adult who thinks spelling "Cumberbatch" is difficult, you're a tard.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Also, not as if the blacks have never made fun of themselves.
Boondocks anyone? I mean that show was so "dark" in its "humor", I at first thought this was a cartoon made by a racist.

In my experience "black people" tent to see themselves classified in two types: the uncle toms & the niggas.
The Uncles are the guys like Tom Dubois or even Grandad, people who have achieved a good life through hard work. Seen as the weaklings who betrayed their race by acting "white", you get it worse if you are mixed race.
The Niggas come in many colors (wiggas for example) they born fast and die soon. Reach self hate levels similar to Ruckus or self love to idolize the gangsta way of living.
What I loved about The Boondocks was that it represented all of this and mocked it properly. Never really taking sides, something no one would have the balls to do today. And made by a black man. The perfect critique of the African American race and at the same time a tribute.
These days everyone pretends to be Huey Freeman, its funny because even though he was most of the times in the right he was called out when wrong. You see all the smart brothas and sisters today pretending to be woke when they are nothing but a bunch of niggas using buzzwords they read on social media.
Yep. The ballot in the box, the bullet in the gun, the dying corpse in the floor bleeding shot down by a cop.

I was on Twitter last night and found a retweet from Bob that is quite telling about how he and his ilk thinks. Ian might be a cow but he hits the point home here.

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Don't ever buy into the notion that these people are just dumb and don't see their hypocrisy. They full well understand their hypocrisy, it's just justified in their minds. They are good and righteous while those who oppose them are the evil ones who must be destroyed.

No bad tactics, only bad targets.

This belongs in the OP.

 

[LN 910]

Bob “it was just lockeroom talk!” Chipman.

 

[Positron]

film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur

When did James Gunn ever make an arthouse film?
And there is no such thing as a "blockbuster superhero auteur".

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And there is no such thing as a "blockbuster superhero auteur".

Bob should remove the Movie out of Bob because he clearly lacks the knowledge of filmmaking like he does with politics. He's as qualified to talk about movies and politics as Kathleen Kennedy is with running Lucasfilm.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob should remove the Movie out of Bob because he clearly lacks the knowledge of filmmaking like he does with politics. He's as qualified to talk about movies and politics as Kathleen Kennedy is with running Lucasfilm.

I don't even understand why he chose the name MovieBob for himself. It's such a baseless and lazy nickname. Especially when your going the route of being a critic. I know everyone back in the day on YouTube never used their actually names, but why not actually try to think of a name that standout? Names like "Nostalgia Critic" or "The Angry Video Game Nerd" have a draw in factor to them. Even channel names like "The Amazing Atheist" have some charm.

"MovieBob" as a channel name is just weak.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Imagine trying to get celebrities to shill your shitty thinkpiece.

And of course, slapfights, goalpost moving and typos.

*Clears breath*

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU MORONIC SACK OF LARD!

Also, gay.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I love that he lists his trips to cancun and san diego as examples of him "getting away from Twitter." We all saw the picture of you hunched over your phone alone, we all saw you tweeting every second you werent actively doing a panel. Constantly tweeting in a new setting isnt getting away from Twitter

If anything, Bob's long list of fun, local destinations to go to and exotic trips makes him look even sadder and more pathetic than he did before, since we all know that even with all of those things at his disposal, he'll still choose to spew angry rhetoric on Twitter. He could be in Heaven, being borne aloft through the clouds on his own personal Luck Dragon, with Italian porn stars feeding him Mario cereal and servicing his every need, and he'll still have his nose stuck in his smartphone, furiously typing missives about how all Midwestern Evangelical church-goers are evil and need to be raped to death by goombas.

 

[RockVolnutt]

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU MORONIC SACK OF LARD!
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This needs to be sent to him every time he uses the phrase "stupid" in the context of "The Obsolete" as he calls them.

 

[Positron]

Pretty soon he'd be hashtagging #RehireHillary.

And what is the evidence of Gunn's "redemption" and "reinventing himself"? Oh I get that he shut up and stopped making pedo jokes for years, but that's just because he listened to his boss and was not dumb like Bobby.

I don't even understand why he chose the name MovieBob for himself. It's such a baseless and lazy nickname. Especially when your going the route of being a critic. I know everyone back in the day on YouTube never used their actually names, but why not actually try to think of a name that standout? Names like "Nostalgia Critic" or "The Angry Video Game Nerd" have a draw in factor to them. Even channel names like "The Amazing Atheist" have some charm.

"MovieBob" as a channel name is just weak.

I actually like this name: direct, to the point -- and has a ring of "working class" honesty.
It is only a problem when the label doesn't match the product.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't even understand why he chose the name MovieBob for himself. It's such a baseless and lazy nickname. Especially when your going the route of being a critic. I know everyone back in the day on YouTube never used their actually names, but why not actually try to think of a name that standout? Names like "Nostalgia Critic" or "The Angry Video Game Nerd" have a draw in factor to them. Even channel names like "The Amazing Atheist" have some charm.

"MovieBob" as a channel name is just weak.

The Film Fat Fuck?

It's just as lazy but it delivers exactly what it promises.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Film Fat Fuck?

Fatty Fuhrer, Eatler, Pol Potbelly, Rotund Robert, Bloated Bob, and many other names.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob's writing is just terrible. He can't manage to write two sentences without breaking the flow (by putting some bullshit in parentheses). Every English teacher I ever had in my life would fail him flat just for that.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The Film Fat Fuck?

It's just as lazy but it delivers exactly what it promises.

Fatty Fuhrer, Eatler, Pol Potbelly, Rotund Robert, Bloated Bob, and many other names.

That Fat Film Reviewer wouldn't be bad. It has a decent spin to it, and he could go down the Boogie2988 route and get sympathy from people by doing vlogs on how his weight has affected his life.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Nomination: July 2016.

Tape Leak: October 2016.

Do-Does diabetes affect time perception?