Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[McGregor]

I can't wait for him to start screaming at children.
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He's still doubling down on The Rock as president.
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On that note, this is the new thread theme song:

(Or at least it would be if he had a legal leg to stand on.)

Was Reagan memory holed or was his career so bad that a movie critic doesn't recall he was an actor? Wasn't this Arnold guy some sort of Governor or something a little more recently... The 'governator'? I don't know... Seems to me that Angelina Jolie is already some sort of UN good will ambassador and that Shirley Temple did a lot of work for the UN in her latter years as well. It's almost like this shit isn't new or something.

Is it now vogue to wear stupidity on your sleeve like a badge or something or are people this exceptional expecting anyone to take them seriously?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Also, wasn't Bob going to sue me because of the video i made?, i remember him saying something along those words.

That's always the go to excuse when someone critiques someone else and that person doesn't like it. It's always threatening to sue or contacting the authorities because you are supposedly "harassing and threatening" them.

I'm shocked he hasn't tried to flag your video off YouTube.

 

[LaughingJoke]

With Escapist Gunn has to have him scared shitless or he'd jump on the it's sad what happened to Gunn but he was a white man so this is an opportunity for a woman, POC, or ideally POC woman who is queer train. But Bob and the rest of the cows have to worry if a company as powerful as Disney will dump talent leftwingers/SJW's who made them billions over tweets what chance do they have? Because Patreon isn't as stable as they want people to think caught a little of Brad Jones/Cinema Snob's live stream yesterday he said he the focus on Indiegogo the last few weeks for his film meant he neglected Patreon and it cost him some Patreon supporters and he now needs to focus on it to basically stop the bleeding.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Also, wasn't Bob going to sue me because of the video i made?, i remember him saying something along those words.

He was. And by "was", I mean "impotently threatened to".

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

He did.

Who here is surprised Bob, a Youtube "film critic" reliant on fair use for his own work who dodges copyright law by crowdfunding, demonstrates zero understanding that transformative works for the purpose of satire are protected under fair-use, and overall a class of speech expressly protected by the First Amendment? Anybody?

Only stating the obvious to get a post on the holy page. HEIL FETTERVERGARTERWEISSERMANNJUNGE!

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's never gonna let this go. This is his new Gamergate.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

He's never gonna let this go. This is his new Gamergate.

Holy fucking shit.

Most Blob tweets mildly annoy me, or give me a "you. STUPID. COCKHOLSTER." fight-or-fight response. This is the first time that fat fuck has ever said anything that legit made me laugh. Like, "coffee out the nose" belly laugh. Just, holy fucking shit.

James Gunn who art in Hollywood, hallowed by thy name. Thy movie come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in MCU. Give us this day our daily fanwank, and forgive us our trespasses as we cry about those who harass against us. Lead us not unto temptation, but deliver us from DC. He was fired for our sins, and He shall return to deliver us to salvation.

I just don't even know where to go from here. I know he'll top himself somehow, I just don't know how and honestly, I'm more excited about that than I am for any MCU movie that came out in the last decade.

Spoiler

 

[Rathkor]

It's something he can constantly pussy-ache about and keep his paypiggies on the hook. The attention he gets here secretly gives him a microchub, and without us he'd just find someone else to finger-point at.

Implying anything can give him a chub anymore. I'm willing to put real world money on his increase in frothing rage being tied to diabetes induced erectile dysfunction. His anger started growing out of control not too long before his diagnosis. I doubt thats a coincidence.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's fitting that he'd tweet this on the day his thread hits 1488 pages.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He was. And by "was", I mean "impotently threatened to".
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Does...does he intentional get slander and libel mixed up? He calls (his own) tweets slander and called a video libel.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It's fitting that he'd tweet this on the day his thread hits 1488 pages.
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Shitposters: "What if we just ridiculed your hysteria over Russia? I'm a Russia now, ooga booga!"
MovieBlob: "They're not even hiding it anymore!"

Edit: Does anyone else remember when Democrats were calling Trump a "dotard", literally parroting North Korean state funded propaganda? Did anyone accuse them of aiding and abetting the enemy?

 

[Stock Photo James]

It's fitting that he'd tweet this on the day his thread hits 1488 pages.
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What's the point of deleting all his elitist IQ testing, countryside people bashing tweets if he gets back to ranting about same bullshit soon enough?

Also, happy 1488 page, and may the Blob-Reich last for thousands of pages!

 

[The Fatriarchy]

It's fitting that he'd tweet this on the day his thread hits 1488 pages.
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"Better dead than red!"
"ZOMBIE UPRISING!"

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

"Better dead than red!"
"ZOMBIE UPRISING!"

Bob's dumb enough to think the "red" in that quote refers to the Republican party.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Shitposters: "What if we just ridiculed your hysteria over Russia? I'm a Russia now, ooga booga!"
MovieBlob: "They're not even hiding it anymore!"

i think they really fail to understand when they are directly being fucked with

Im not sure how they miss it when its this obvious

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Was Reagan memory holed or was his career so bad that a movie critic doesn't recall he was an actor? Wasn't this Arnold guy some sort of Governor or something a little more recently... The 'governator'? I don't know... Seems to me that Angelina Jolie is already some sort of UN good will ambassador and that Shirley Temple did a lot of work for the UN in her latter years as well. It's almost like this shit isn't new or something.

Is it now vogue to wear stupidity on your sleeve like a badge or something or are people this exceptional expecting anyone to take them seriously?

Just to put dirt into the wound, Shirley Temple was a registered Republican and worked for both Reagan and 41. Also, Reagan was in some good films, along with the Governator.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Thinking about Bobs current issues with people getting nasty with him online and being upset that james gunn was fired and how naive it implies Bob is. For years he's advocated the black arts for victory and now the same strategies are deployed against him and his causes he find himself helpless and frustrated.

Bob never considered the possibility that his good tactics might be used against bad targets. That people might agree the ends justify the means even if the ends are differant.
"Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please."
– Niccoló Machiavelli

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Think about Bobs current issues with people getting nasty with him online and being upset that james gunn was fired and how naive it implies Bob is. For years he's advocated the black arts for victory and now the same strategies are deployed against him and his causes he find himself helpless and frustrated. Bob never considered the possibility that his good tactics might be used against bad targets.
"Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please."
– Niccoló Machiavelli

Bob is the dumb motherfucker who suckerpunches someone, then turns around and flexes and boasts to the crowd while the guy he hits is getting up and wiping the blood off his mouth.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob is the dumb motherfucker who suckerpunches someone, then turns around and flexes and boasts to the crowd while the guy he hits is getting up and wiping the blood off his mouth.

I always thought of him as though the Americans where outraged when the Soviets discovered the Bomb "how dare they develope the weapon we developed! I can't believe making them aware this is an option resulting in them making it!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

TAKE. YOUR. L. ALREADY.