Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Gumball did give us this glorious moment.
Coincidentally, that was the "mean-spirited" moment that made most Tumblrites give up on this show. There was also the episode "The Worst" where The Watterson family swap age and gender to see who really has it tough in society today...

The answer is everyone: men have to put up with not being seen as weak, women have to put up with patronizing males and limited job opportunities, adults have to put up with being bored at work and getting older, and kids have to put up with the harsh rigors of school and puberty

The episode wasn't perfect, but I do applaud the effort by Ben Bocquelet and his crew. I do recommend it.

It's a shame. The Amazing World of Gumball, despite its fandom, is a damn good show and the closest thing we have to a 21st century version of The Simpsons (besides South Park and, maybe, F is for Family).

But enough about what kids' show made Tumblr cry. More burns on Bob Chipman.
 
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Your average imagination can't compete with hardcore pornography on the internet.
 
Why is he bringing up a thing that was tweeted a year ago? He isn't usually as late as Dobson about shit.
 
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By contrast, the unconstrained vision views humanity as a work in progress moving towards perfection; and thus must be made so. This is what leads to such hilarious views as 'this will work if the right people are in charge'. The outcomes that the unconstrained seek are not just goals, but moral mandates; akin to religious admonitions (hence why I sometimes troll progressives by remarking on their evangelism).


Hey, look! We have a TRANS candidate!

Okay, well, what are their stances on the issues?

Trans candidate!

That's, not a stance on issues, how do they feel about immigration?

Hello? Is this mic not on? TRANNY CANDIDATE!

Yes, I heard you, but... what about...

OH for fucks sake, just vote for them you BIGOT! Or we'll ban you from Twitter for using hatespeech!


The left today, in one glorious misstep right there in bold.
 
These idiots just don't know when to give up and take the L do they? I mean I understand standing up for what you may think is right, but a popcorn superhero movie has got to be the stupidest hill to die on
They can't give up. Remember my comment about this being practically a religious commitment?

Once you've decided the other side is not just wrong, but evil, you can't fall back.

Hey, look! We have a TRANS candidate!

Okay, well, what are their stances on the issues?

Trans candidate!

That's, not a stance on issues, how do they feel about immigration?

Hello? Is this mic not on? TRANNY CANDIDATE!

Yes, I heard you, but... what about...

OH for fucks sake, just vote for them you BIGOT! Or we'll ban you from Twitter for using hatespeech!


The left today, in one glorious misstep right there in bold.

Pretty much. Identity politics rules everything, and to hell with any kind of actual positions on policy.

Hell, that's what got Obama elected. He sure as fuck didn't get elected on his record or accomplishments.
 
He sounds like a bratty child whenever he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
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Cow crossover with Nash about nu-Ducktales.
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"Osbron".
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Nigga, you can barely retain Marvel movies.
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So clearly the right side is the one that scams people, supports pedophiles and drives developers out of business.
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"How about if you all get bullied, Conservatives? Then let's see how you like it!"
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BONUS: Completely missing the point, retweet edition:
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He sounds like a bratty child whenever he doesn't get exactly what he wants.

I can't get enough of this "wrongful firing" idiocy. Has Bob or his favorite retweets ever mentioned the phrase "morals clause"? Do they really think Disney's morals clauses aren't among the most stringent in the industry?

Also, whenever he puts himself in some sort of position of authority ("Do better") I seriously want to lob a hunk of horseshit at his open mouth.

"Osbron".

Dude, where the fuck is that shotgun? I can't take him shitting up The Venture Bros.
 
I can't get enough of this "wrongful firing" idiocy. Has Bob or his favorite retweets ever mentioned the phrase "morals clause"? Do they really think Disney's morals clauses aren't among the most stringent in the industry?

Also, whenever he puts himself in some sort of position of authority ("Do better") I seriously want to lob a hunk of horseshit at his open mouth.
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P.S. He's on yet another #RehireJamesGunn retweet spree at the mo.
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The more I think about it, this is yet another possible theme song for him:
 
I can't get enough of this "wrongful firing" idiocy. Has Bob or his favorite retweets ever mentioned the phrase "morals clause"? Do they really think Disney's morals clauses aren't among the most stringent in the industry?
One thing that I like about Disney is that they are consistent with their views. They do not put up with jokes about racism or pedophila, no matter what your political ideology is.

The thing about this shitshow from Bob is that he’s showing a double standard with Gunn and Roseanne. Both of them torpedoed their careers for acting like retards that went against Disney’s standards. The difference is that Bob wants Gunn rehired and Roseanne fired solely on the basis of Trump, who Bob straight up hates, yet is ignorant about the actual politics from him and is very misinformed and out of touch with why people voted for him.

It’s very ironic that Bob thinks that those tweets were exposed from the right to get back at Gunn for bashing Trump, yet refuses to acknowledge the fucked up pedophila jokes Gunn had in them. Will Bob ever acknowledge that Gunn should not have made tweets and had them expose to Disney that would lead to his firing? Never, because Bob has made a pledge to never go after his political side.

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He's gonna have that stupid hashtag right up until the day the third one gets released, huh?
Probably will. Given he’s a MCU fanboy that has a personal connection, Bob will still see GotG3 and will praise the shit out of it, especially if the Thor 3 director takes ever (I think he’ll take over). That’s in his nature.
 
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