Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He's already on the radar with the bullshit he has done with the rehireJamesGunn hashtag. Don't be surprised if it ends up being sooner than expected.

Someone who was stupid enough to hire Bob in the first place will need a thoroughly unpleasant lesson in how crazy he is before dropping him. Not saying he won't get it, though -- hard as it is to believe, he's somehow managed to get much worse than he was at Gamergate's height.
 
Someone who was stupid enough to hire Bob in the first place will need a thoroughly unpleasant lesson in how crazy he is before dropping him. Not saying he won't get it, though -- hard as it is to believe, he's somehow managed to get much worse than he was at Gamergate's height.

You know if the escapist owners are aiming to burn it down for the insurance money, hiring Bob makes a LOT of sense...
 
Someone who was stupid enough to hire Bob in the first place will need a thoroughly unpleasant lesson in how crazy he is before dropping him. Not saying he won't get it, though -- hard as it is to believe, he's somehow managed to get much worse than he was at Gamergate's height.
It's like leaning back in a chair and falling. Everyone warns you, but you have to do it several times yourself for the lesson to set in.
 
It's like leaning back in a chair and falling. Everyone warns you, but you have to do it several times yourself for the lesson to set in.

Someone should shop The Escapist logo on this,i think it's appropriated

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There may be some confusion because there was an old vhs titled "origin of negaduck" which just had the episode where megavolt split DW into good and evil. Later in the episode the evil side being "galvanized" results in him calling himself "negaduck."

Ah, but that is not "No origin for Negaduck." That is "There are two contradictory origins for Negaduck."

So Bob missed not one, but two origins for Negaduck.
 
Most games journalists:

1. Aren't interested in games now
2. Haven't historically been interested in games
3. Resort to games journalism as a last resort because they can't conceal their toxic personalities long enough to make it in other kinds of journalism (which is really saying something)

I think this is probably right.

Still, it's baffling. Both are specialist subjects, both are hobbies, and yet one field is dominated by "journalists" who don't know anything about their subject. it's bizarre.
 
Cow-crossover time as a rather notorious "nasty cock slut" congratulates Bob on getting rehired.

It's kind of odd to see someone who endlessly bashes Frank Miller for being an alleged fascist be friends with an actual fascist like Bob. Hell, Bob has said things that are far worse than anything Miller has ever said or done.

But he's somehow okay to associate with.

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"Every single one of you who wanted me gone? I beat you. I'm going to keep beating you. That's what I do. I won." - Bob Chipman, a man who still lives in a basement.
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I wouldn't be saying that, Bob. Even before coming back, they had caught you red handed sperging about James Gunn. You're on a short leash, and you will soon be released. Tick tock Chipman, the clock's ticking for your inevitable release, and even people on The Escapist forums don't want you back.
 
Cow-crossover time as a rather notorious "nasty cock slut" congratulates Bob on getting rehired.

It's kind of odd to see someone who endlessly bashes Frank Miller for being an alleged fascist be friends with an actual fascist like Bob. Hell, Bob has said things that are far worse than anything Miller has ever said or done.

But he's somehow okay to associate with.

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Given it's Bob and Linkara this seems appropriate

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What's the point of Bob's current subject, anyway? "Men are gross for being pervs"?
 
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The lesson is modern men didn't have a debonair, smooth motherfucker like Bob to show them the ropes in their formative years, leaving them socially awkward hoverhanding faggots.
Bob's about as smooth as a pothole filled road. Also, Bob hoverhanded Anita Sarkeesian.
 
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