Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Black panther isnt going to win the main oscar, not because it's a black guy movie but because it's mediocre capshit.
Not to mention as I keep pointing out, Bob and others are less enamored with the movie than this nonexistent "Africa without whites! Master race!" movie that only exists in their heads.

Methinks somebody's getting high school flashbacks.
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Why does Bob think people will believe he reads when capeshit comics are too high brow for him?

For whatever reason, Bob actually thought this was Ethan Van Sciver.
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Between this and the frequent typos, does his brain have beetus?
Debates can indeed rot your brain and I hope EVS becomes someone Bob thinks of as a rival for no reason. Would be comedy gold.
 
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No Bob Mark Antony isnt going to stuff you and ghandi into a locker while your crush Cleopatra, laughs. You're fast hitting your 40's and should be over this by now.
 
Methinks somebody's getting high school flashbacks.
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"Why can't everyone be a mindless drone like me?"
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And for whatever reason, he deleted that and tweeted out basically the same point.
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For whatever reason, Bob actually thought this was Ethan Van Sciver.
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Between this and the frequent typos, does his brain have beetus?
There is a rumor Thomas Wayne will be based off Trump and I saw a comment that now makes me want the film to have Thomas Wayne's Dying words be "Bruce Make Gotham Great Again" just to see Bob lose it.
 
More Joker sperging.
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Along with even more Trump voter sperging.
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"I'm not a blind leftist!"
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Well, no reason to put it in the most sociopathic way possible.
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"Disturb'd".
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TIL making $20 million in profit before p&a equals "GIANT profit".
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Tactics, targets.
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Being pissy towards Ethan Hawke.
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"Black Panther's gonna be nominated for Best Picture! And there's gonna be moon wheat when we elect a Democrat!"
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And lastly, Bob's attempt at memeing it up. The key word being "attempt".
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And lastly, Bob's attempt at memeing it up. The key word being "attempt".
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This is like the most Reddit meme in recent memory. How did Bob get the format wrong?

I guess some Arnold Schwarzenegger movie plus some dumb Asian woman movie come together to make me, because I do not get the joke. The one thing basement dwellers like Bob are expected to do is to post palpable memes that make sense. What the fuck, man?
 
Okay, I can't figure it out either.

Arnold film about an alien that hunts humans (one of his best) and a film with lesbian themes set during the Japanese occupation of Korea.

What the heck?
 
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Okay, I can't figure it out either.

Arnold film about an alien that hunts humans (one of his best) and a film with lesbian themes set during the Japanese occupation of Korea.

What the heck?
He's probably trying to allude to hidden homoeroticism in action films his way of calling jocks and alphas fags without getting called out for being homophobic by the left. IMO to use his beloved MCU if a person sees homoeroticism between Cap and Bucky who spend most of their free time chasing tail it says more about them than Cap and Bucky.
 
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This is like the most Reddit meme in recent memory. How did Bob get the format wrong?

I guess some Arnold Schwarzenegger movie plus some dumb Asian woman movie come together to make me, because I do not get the joke. The one thing basement dwellers like Bob are expected to do is to post palpable memes that make sense. What the fuck, man?

You have to remember that, despite always acting like a 15-year old dork who just figured out how to use Windows Movie Maker, Bob is actually pushing 40 and an old-ass man in terms of understanding internet humor.
 
He's probably trying to allude to hidden homoeroticism in action films his way of calling jocks and alphas fags without getting called out for being homophobic by the left. IMO to use his beloved MCU if a person sees homoeroticism between Cap and Bucky who spend most of their free time chasing tail it says more about them than Cap and Bucky.

watching people on the left try to sneakily call people gay is hilarious. it's like when they say people who don't like gays are secretly flaming fags
 
So seeing how much dick sucking Bob gives to The Last Jedi, Red Letter Media just gave his beloved SW movie the thrashing it deserved.

RLM basically says that the film fails because it doesn't try to deliver on the expectations people had, which is what Bob loved about it. They also shit on it for the poorly-written script and the eccentric choices Rian Johnson made.

Seeing this compared to Bob's videos shows that Bob is very shitty at his job.
 
Seeing this compared to Bob's videos shows that Bob is very shitty at his job.

The most interesting thing about this newest Plinkett review in regards to Bob is the careful and precise way Plinkett compares the structure of the film to the structure of a slapstick comedy, and why what works for National Lampoon's Vacation doesn't work for a Star Wars movie. That is a level of analysis Bob has never demonstrated, and which I doubt he's capable of even on his best day.
 
The most interesting thing about this newest Plinkett review in regards to Bob is the careful and precise way Plinkett compares the structure of the film to the structure of a slapstick comedy, and why what works for National Lampoon's Vacation doesn't work for a Star Wars movie. That is a level of analysis Bob has never demonstrated, and which I doubt he's capable of even on his best day.
That's one of the reasons why that film sucked ass. Putting Seth Rogan style comedy in a Star Wars movie is like putting Basic Instinct style sex scenes in a MCU movie. It will never work and for Bob to like that shows how clueless he is.
 
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