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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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A very problematic panel, all cis white males.
Not looking good for diversity!
Not looking good for diversity!
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You're not being fair, are you? We've got milk white, yogurt white, cottage cheese white, and paper white.
Also, Bob's presence alone ticks the "genderless mass of flesh" box.
EDIT: Foiled by the auto replace, I see. Eh, looks fine.
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Shit like this is why people make fun of your Marvel boner, Bob.
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Namedropping You Tube celebrities. Sweet Christmas. Does Bob have any idea how pathetic he is, or does he genuinely think he "won"?
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When you're pushing 40 and your younger siblings are the ones with marriages, houses and meaningful jobs, you gotta take what you can get.
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The man is the neckbeard archetype made flesh. And suet.
A week doesn't pass where he doesn't tweet out something so offensively retarded, I'm left blinking at my screen in horror.
A week doesn't pass where he doesn't tweet out something so offensively retarded, I'm left blinking at my screen in horror.
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I take exception to this. Suet has hundreds of uses and is a critical ingredient in making authentic period food.
Bob is more like a fatberg.
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Calling this one early. Bob was part of the SJW clique when he had a platform and used it to push "the narrative". When he was fired, he basically became anonymous and wasn't involved with the clique in a meaningful way. Now he's getting is job back and is getting a sliver of relevance as a result, the likes of Anita, Zoe, Wu, and the few others that still have any clout are going to pick up the phone.
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I don't think Wu's got much clout left. The congressional campaign seems to have reduced her to bragging about Porsches and whining about unfair coverage in the press, if you can imagine that -- she was pissed about the shitty photo the Boston Globe used of her (as if there are any good photos of Brianna Wu).
But even so, I'm not sure the SJW Overladies are going to be very interested in Bob. He manages not to get kicked off Twitter, but that's about the best thing you can say for his rants -- they're incredibly offensive to the point of being unhinged. He'd be too easy to turn into a weapon against them, and I think some of them are smart enough to know that.
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If Bob still gets to sit down with a microphone and host panels, then I am so proud of him.
If only he would just get better glasses and get back the Selleck Moustache.
If only he would just get better glasses and get back the Selleck Moustache.
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People are always leaving New Jersey for the Carolinas due to the high property taxes here. Plus, New Jersey usually votes Democrat, but it's because of Unions and not diversity or anything like that. The average Joe here who is in a Union would love the illegal aliens and towelheads to leave NJ and the US.
I'd imagine most of the northeast is like that tbh.
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Shit like this is why people make fun of your Marvel boner, Bob.
While some of what he is saying is true (Michaelangelo was hesitant to work on the project, etc.) Comparing Jesus Christ to fucking Marvel? Do I even need to explain the reasons why thats wrong? Also, Both of those scenes were specifically chosen scenes from religious scripture, it wasn't just some random mashup of "everybody's favorite Bible figures". Yes, paintings used to be commissions mostly, congratulations, you've found out something everybody knows. Stop trying to act like your precious mahvel is on the same level, because it shows just how fucking stupid you actually are.
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This is what I get for missing @Sexy Times Hitler 's edits. Kali's tits, how can he say this with a straight face?
Maybe he's not. Maybe he's winking at the audience, trying to get a rise out of people?
yes, but this argument is so astoundingly ignorant it's almost self-refuting.Maybe he is that ignorant. The Pope wasn't just some rich dude in a funny hat; for centuries he was the most powerful figure west of Arabia -- this was as much about cultural unification and demonstrating the wealth and splendor of Christendom as it was about "puttin' all your favorite characters in one place!" Bob, being a smug, poorly-read atheist, is incapable of even imagining that there was a time and place where faith was crucial to nearly everyone. He also seems to be forgetting the vastly lower literacy rates of the time -- the Bible and religious folktales made up the one unifying element that the vast majority of the people would all be familiar with.
Maybe it's the old standby. Rock solid, hardcore :autism: :autism: :autism: that leads to him genuinely seeing capeshit as the greatest cultural treasure since Super Mario.
Champion work, Escapist. You've got a bona fide genius on your hands.
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Well they managed to get someone that look worse than Blobbo in the same room
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Hell, being a pope today requires that you have a Ph.D and speak at least three languages, two of them being English and Latin. Saint Pope John Paul the Second was fluent in 12 languages, with Polish being his native tongue. Bob's basically the court jester who has deluded himself that he is in the upper echelons of society, when he really isn't.This is what I get for missing @Sexy Times Hitler 's edits. Kali's tits, how can he say this with a straight face?
Maybe he's not. Maybe he's winking at the audience, trying to get a rise out of people?
Maybe he is that ignorant. The Pope wasn't just some rich dude in a funny hat; for centuries he was the most powerful figure west of Arabia -- this was as much about cultural unification and demonstrating the wealth and splendor of Christendom as it was about "puttin' all your favorite characters in one place!" Bob, being a smug, poorly-read atheist, is incapable of even imagining that there was a time and place where faith was crucial to nearly everyone. He also seems to be forgetting the vastly lower literacy rates of the time -- the Bible and religious folktales made up the one unifying element that the vast majority of the people would all be familiar with.
Maybe it's the old standby. Rock solid, hardcore :autism: :autism: :autism: that leads to him genuinely seeing capeshit as the greatest cultural treasure since Super Mario.
Champion work, Escapist. You've got a bona fide genius on your hands.
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Technically the only requirements for the Papacy are that you be male and Catholic, but you're right -- that shit won't get you elevated to the College of Cardinals.
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Which as I like beating that dead horse, he sees it as "the greatest cultural treasure" that he doesn't even bother to read and treats as some mythical thing instead of being right at his fingertips if he tried looking for them. It's like a weird cargo cult.This is what I get for missing @Sexy Times Hitler 's edits. Kali's tits, how can he say this with a straight face?
Maybe he's not. Maybe he's winking at the audience, trying to get a rise out of people?
Maybe he is that ignorant. The Pope wasn't just some rich dude in a funny hat; for centuries he was the most powerful figure west of Arabia -- this was as much about cultural unification and demonstrating the wealth and splendor of Christendom as it was about "puttin' all your favorite characters in one place!" Bob, being a smug, poorly-read atheist, is incapable of even imagining that there was a time and place where faith was crucial to nearly everyone. He also seems to be forgetting the vastly lower literacy rates of the time -- the Bible and religious folktales made up the one unifying element that the vast majority of the people would all be familiar with.
Maybe it's the old standby. Rock solid, hardcore :autism: :autism: :autism: that leads to him genuinely seeing capeshit as the greatest cultural treasure since Super Mario.
Champion work, Escapist. You've got a bona fide genius on your hands.
He cares more about trying to be some smug know-it-all then actually trying to know anything. Sad but it's funny to watch.
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"The works of Michaelangelo are just like Marvel!" Bob "MovieBob" Chipman 2018
This is what I love about Bob. The man can bullshit a way into connecting his hopelessly and utterly plebeian tastes to the likes of the Sistine Chapel. That is an admirable level of self important horseshit.
How else could he have went to see Black Panther like 5 times and still come out thinking the point of the film was "Blacks would have become the ruling Ubermensch of the earth if not for Whitey".
This is what I love about Bob. The man can bullshit a way into connecting his hopelessly and utterly plebeian tastes to the likes of the Sistine Chapel. That is an admirable level of self important horseshit.
Considering how much he gets wrong about their films I'm convinced Bob just slips into an unbreakable autistic fanboy trance whenever he goes to see the latest offering from Marvel Studios.
How else could he have went to see Black Panther like 5 times and still come out thinking the point of the film was "Blacks would have become the ruling Ubermensch of the earth if not for Whitey".
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