Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

At least the environments in Gladiator don’t feel fake and overly-clean and the action isn’t cartoony PS4 bullshit (I thought Black Panther was pretty good but Gladiator is in a league of its own IMO).

Plus, no scene from Black Panther will be as iconic as this one.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Should we even bring this up?

 

[Gordon Cole]

New video, and I wish I could rate him :autistic: and :late:.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/117221-You-Are-Wrong-About-Pickle-Rick

Advice from one fatass to a more successful fatass.

"NOTICE ME, TRUMPAI."

I see we're at "If you care about workers, then you're a Nazi!"

And lastly, some jokes writing themselves.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't get the Colin Kaepernick thing since I don't keep up with sports. Is it a "MINORITY AS FACE OF COMPANY? NAZIS EVERYWHERE!" thing?

 

[Kamatsubu]

Bob is the kind of person, who in a zombie apocalypse would advocate for zombie rights. He would then open a cage of zombies and await their thanks only for him to jet viciously eaten instead.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Coming after Oney.

Yeah, this oughta be fun.
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Going back to these bullying tweets by Bob; there's a difference between being bullied and getting smacked straight when you start to display anti-social and spergy behavior. While I don't doubt Bob was bullied in the traditional way, I'm certain a lot of the ire aimed at him was due to him acting like a self-righteous narcissist know-it-all. And of course, that retweet where Bob condemns bullied nerds for engaging in the same behavior aimed at them once they become successful, was pure projection. Of COURSE Bob feels entitled to attack "Nazis" now that he's internet infamous and has a steady stream of Patreon Bux coming in.

As for Bob comparing the Marvel movie universe to the Sistine chapel, that's to be expected from someone who has no idea what religion is or what purpose it serves in society. Bob just thinks the Bible and its assorted media are nothing but a slick ad campaign designed to keep suckers putting money into collection plates. That church is nothing but another form of entertainment with a brainwashing/educational twist. it explains why SJWs want to turn all forms of entertainment into a Church of Social Justice where people are told the right things to believe /think and receive validation to satisfy their own personal appetites. Absent from their church are the tangible acts of charity, social binding and asceticism/self-improvement that are crucial to genuine, functional religions.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I see we're at "If you care about workers, then you're a Nazi!"

I honestly wonder what made this fatass hate the workers so much? I thought the Democrats were always on the side of the common every man? Seriously though, did Bob learn this in high school, did he pick it up from one of those shitty classes in college, or was it learned from some shitty online site that he managed to parrot?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob is the kind of person, who in a zombie apocalypse would advocate for zombie rights. He would then open a cage of zombies and await their thanks only for him to jet viciously eaten instead.

Which is ironic since he wants media where the protagonists beat up on weird "right-wing" caricatures of people he doesn't like.....who he already openly has described as sub-humans....

I honestly wonder what made this fatass hate the workers so much? I thought the Democrats were always on the side of the common every man? Seriously though, did Bob learn this in high school, did he pick it up from one of those shitty classes in college, or was it learned from some shitty online site that he managed to parrot?

He considers illegal immigrants "the real working class" even though he basically approves them being used as slave labor. Anything to try to destroy the white working class or however this makes sense in his head.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Which is ironic since he wants media where the protagonists beat up on weird "right-wing" caricatures of people he doesn't like.....who he already openly has described as sub-humans....


He considers illegal immigrants "the real working class" even though he basically approves them being used as slave labor. Anything to try to destroy the white working class or however this makes sense in his head.

So it's the opposite of what I said? That's weird, because I would expect Bob to say that zombies are stunning, beautiful creatures that are oppressed by literal nazi's.

 

[RockVolnutt]

So it's the opposite of what I said? That's weird, because I would expect Bob to say that zombies are stunning, beautiful creatures that are oppressed by literal nazi's.

He is. He's saying they're a stand in for foreigners and zombie fiction is just the result of xenophobia.

 

[Kamatsubu]

He is. He's saying they're a stand in for foreigners and zombie fiction is just the result of xenophobia.

Oh. It was really hard to tell because when I read the entire thing in context I thought Bob was saying he see's zombies as conservatives to kill or something.

 

[elder god]

"Bernie's a deep-cover agent! I DIDN'T GET PLAYED! RUSSIA!"

"can flatter right populism rather than combatting it." So you're not directly going at odds with the Right wing, maybe finding common ground, maybe even getting a few votes from their side. Wait, why is this a bad thing and a gotcha against Bernie?

Yet when people make fun of you, you cry "harassment" and flag videos.

Yeah, the biggest manbaby that can't take people disagreeing with him without crying harassment is gonna call other people out for crying harassment. Its like most people on the left don't see the hypocrisy of literally being the advocate for safe spaces and turning around and trying to use them as insults.

THEME.

How odd that for a movie critic bob hasn't heard the phrase "Bad storytelling" before. Also, if you want to go purely on the "THEME" aspect, the movie itself shits all over those themes, that's how bad the story is. Its impressive how much RJ fucked that movie up.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I honestly wonder what made this fatass hate the workers so much? I thought the Democrats were always on the side of the common every man? Seriously though, did Bob learn this in high school, did he pick it up from one of those shitty classes in college, or was it learned from some shitty online site that he managed to parrot?

Speaking of, here he is trying to weasel out of what he said:

I mean, you fill in the blanks with wikias, so where does that leave us?

 

[Flexo]

Bob is the kind of person, who in a zombie apocalypse would advocate for zombie rights. He would then open a cage of zombies and await their thanks only for him to jet viciously eaten instead.

We all know how Bob vs zombies would go.

 

[LaughingJoke]

You can't convince me that Andrew Dobson isn't ghostwriting some of these tweets.
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Good God do the left love to misconstrued that cover as a political statement. Yes Joe Simon and Jack Kirby hated the Nazis and Hitler but they both said in interviews the biggest reason they did that cover they thought it would sell it was a marketing decision not moral one.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Good God do the left love to misconstrued that cover as a political statement. Yes Joe Simon and Jack Kirby hated the Nazis and Hitler but they both said interviews the biggest reason they did that cover they thought it would sell it was a marketing decision not moral one.

And the message only works if you're talking about punching actual nazis instead of just calling everybody you don't like a nazi so you can punch them.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I wonder what Bob would have to say about the channel China Uncensored, a channel that is solely for debunking and hilighting the horseshit of the Chinese government such as this video.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still going, huh?

If he's parroting exceptional opinions from Walter Chaw, then it must be Oscar Season!

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob's headstone is going to say "#RehireJamesGunn", isn't it?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's headstone is going to say "#RehireJamesGunn", isn't it?

He's not going to let this go. Even if Disney re-hired Gunn he would still bring it up endlessly.