Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You're forgetting Bob doesn't like Spider-Man Homecoming.
I’m forgetting he also had a massive rage boner with the two ASM movies. Not sure if it’s because the Marvel Studios logo wasn’t slapped on there or that Andrew Garland wasn’t a good Spider-Man/Peter Parker.
 
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I’m forgetting he also had a massive rage boner with the two ASM movies. Not sure if it’s because the Marvel Studios logo wasn’t slapped on there or that Andrew Garland wasn’t a good Spider-Man/Peter Parker.
That's because they weren't Marvel Studios same reason he'll shit on Fox related Marvel films or Iron Fist which is MCU but made by Marvel Television which is a separate entity from Marvel Studios.
 
I’m forgetting he also had a massive rage boner with the two ASM movies. Not sure if it’s because the Marvel Studios logo wasn’t slapped on there or that Andrew Garland wasn’t a good Spider-Man/Peter Parker.

He didn't like it since it was not like the Sam Raimi films.
 
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I’m forgetting he also had a massive rage boner with the two ASM movies. Not sure if it’s because the Marvel Studios logo wasn’t slapped on there or that Andrew Garland wasn’t a good Spider-Man/Peter Parker.
It's because they were genuinely complete shit movies that had no idea what they were doing, this is one case where Blobbo has a point. He can't be wrong 100% of the time.

He's way off base with Homecoming though, he is just blinded by Raimi dicksucking on that one.
 
It's because they were genuinely complete shit movies that had no idea what they were doing, this is one case where Blobbo has a point. He can't be wrong 100% of the time.

He's way off base with Homecoming though, he is just blinded by Raimi dicksucking on that one.

When Bob is right, it's almost always for the wrong reasons.
 
It's because they were genuinely complete shit movies that had no idea what they were doing, this is one case where Blobbo has a point. He can't be wrong 100% of the time.

Too bad, when he's right. He will blow any credibility off the window due to his immature, and inept approach toward things. Example his "You're wrong about Spider-man 3" video. He's the LEAST qualified person to talk about Spider-man. He's not a fan of the character in general, just the Raimi films. That much is a fact.
 
It's because they were genuinely complete shit movies that had no idea what they were doing, this is one case where Blobbo has a point. He can't be wrong 100% of the time.

He's way off base with Homecoming though, he is just blinded by Raimi dicksucking on that one.
The main problem with the ASM movies is the villains just suck ass with terrible decisions behind themm. They should of put Doctor Octopus as the main bad guy in the first one and gone with the Scorpion or Mysterio in the first one if they didnt want Norman Osbourne as the main bad guy.
 
It's because they were genuinely complete shit movies that had no idea what they were doing, this is one case where Blobbo has a point. He can't be wrong 100% of the time.

He's way off base with Homecoming though, he is just blinded by Raimi dicksucking on that one.
I should've saved it to post again but the weird thing about the Raimi dicksucking is what he wanted instead. His idea of having Raimi Spider-Man in Civil War who goes all brownshit before dying and being succeed by both Miles Morales and a resentful Parker clone who's angry that he isn't THE Spider-Man.

Doesn't that seem like an unusual way to send off a character you like considering the tone of the Raimi trilogy? Plus I think Bob once mentioned seeing himself in that incarnation of Spider-Man so you could probably get all kinds of implications if you examine that plot.
 
Plus I think Bob once mentioned seeing himself in that incarnation of Spider-Man so you could probably get all kinds of implications if you examine that plot.
I mentioned this before but it really is disappointing that Blob never actually reads any Spider-man comics because his steaming hot dump of a take on the Superior Spider-man might offer a look inside his fascistic impulses.
 
Wh-wh-what? Are you saying that Bob Chipman doesn't know what he's talking about? That's unpossible! He has an Associate Degree in Communications from a Community College and everything!
These are the worst types of people. Barely educated and with a grossly inflated ego making them think they’re geniuses.

We all know Bob is an intellectually disabled moron.
 
These are the worst types of people. Barely educated and with a grossly inflated ego making them think they’re geniuses.

We all know Bob is an intellectually disabled moron.
At least the Intellectually disabled are nice for the most part. Blob is a amorphous gammon coloured manchild who cant even comprehend the plot synopsis on Wikipedia movie pages.
 
At least the Intellectually disabled are nice for the most part. Blob is a amorphous gammon coloured manchild who cant even comprehend the plot synopsis on Wikipedia movie pages.

They're not always as nice as you'd think. I have a buddy who teaches severely autistic kids, and let's just say Bob would fit right in for a number of reasons.
 
At least the Intellectually disabled are nice for the most part. Blob is a amorphous gammon coloured manchild who cant even comprehend the plot synopsis on Wikipedia movie pages.
He has a lot of insecurities which causes him to lash out and be a genocidal asshole to conservatives and whites. It’s all a distraction so people don’t see what a idiot he is.
 
He's a military expert now apparently.
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While still being 37.
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It's about time we got another deranged revenge fantasy idea.
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You can't even get capeshit plot points right. You're not a history buff.
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What happened to physical activity being outdated?
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