Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If you wanna sound less authoritarian, using the word "unperson" isn't helping.
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"don't give Conservatives satisfaction of your anger."

:story:
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"I'm from Boston, fighting's in my blood."
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I think Bob greatly overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.
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Gee, I wonder why he's not crazy about Mandy.
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Okay, still less of a shithead than you are.
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If you lose, flip the table over. Maturity in action.

(P.S. as a New Pornographers fan, I'm really sad that A.C. Newman sounds like Bob.)
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Hey, remember when you said that popularity doesn't matter?
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Way to weasel out of it you snake.
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Okay James Carville, you've been so right before.
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More general saltiness.
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And lastly, diabetes.
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So that would mean Hitler loves Mario if that's the case.
Christ no, I was a Sony kid.
 
If you wanna sound less authoritarian, using the word "unperson" isn't helping.
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"don't give Conservatives satisfaction of your anger."

:story:
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"I'm from Boston, fighting's in my blood."
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I think Bob greatly overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.
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Gee, I wonder why he's not crazy about Mandy.
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Okay, still less of a shithead than you are.
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If you lose, flip the table over. Maturity in action.

(P.S. as a New Pornographers fan, I'm really sad that A.C. Newman sounds like Bob.)
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Hey, remember when you said that popularity doesn't matter?
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Way to weasel out of it you snake.
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Okay James Carville, you've been so right before.
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More general saltiness.
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And lastly, diabetes.
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I am so waiting for Bob to report someone for dehumanizing speech, only for someone to report HIM for dehumanizing speech.
 
If you wanna sound less authoritarian, using the word "unperson" isn't helping.
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"don't give Conservatives satisfaction of your anger."

:story:
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"I'm from Boston, fighting's in my blood."
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I think Bob greatly overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.
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Gee, I wonder why he's not crazy about Mandy.
View attachment 553287

Okay, still less of a shithead than you are.
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If you lose, flip the table over. Maturity in action.

(P.S. as a New Pornographers fan, I'm really sad that A.C. Newman sounds like Bob.)
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Hey, remember when you said that popularity doesn't matter?
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Way to weasel out of it you snake.
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Okay James Carville, you've been so right before.
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More general saltiness.
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And lastly, diabetes.
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Christ no, I was a Sony kid.

I'm having a hell of a week, but Bob finally rage-stroking after Kavanaugh is confirmed will be a cherry beyond all deliciousness.
 
I'm having a hell of a week, but Bob finally rage-stroking after Kavanaugh is confirmed will be a cherry beyond all deliciousness.
I’m going to enjoy his temper tantrum after Kavanaugh is confirmed, though I’m probably going to be trapped in my college’s library since the entire college campuses across the nation are going to be protesting.
 
I am so waiting for Bob to report someone for dehumanizing speech, only for someone to report HIM for dehumanizing speech.

Ironically, it's partly due to his vaunted "lack of exposure to the chuds" that leads him to speak like an inhuman monster so much of the time.
 
Hm. What can we put in that embedded tweet...
I'm frankly stumped. Blob is proudly and openly promoting the unpersoning of millions of normal people just because they hold generally mainstream political opinions.
And his "case in point" is a picture of smiling happy people.
How do I satirize that?
 
I'm frankly stumped. Blob is proudly and openly promoting the unpersoning of millions of normal people just because they hold generally mainstream political opinions.
And his "case in point" is a picture of smiling happy people.
How do I satirize that?
I'm pretty sure the Cancun picture of him slouched over his phone fits in there somewhere.
 
If you wanna sound less authoritarian, using the word "unperson" isn't helping.
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"don't give Conservatives satisfaction of your anger."

:story:
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"I'm from Boston, fighting's in my blood."
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I think Bob greatly overestimates the amount of time I spend on him.
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Gee, I wonder why he's not crazy about Mandy.
View attachment 553287

Okay, still less of a shithead than you are.
View attachment 553282

If you lose, flip the table over. Maturity in action.

(P.S. as a New Pornographers fan, I'm really sad that A.C. Newman sounds like Bob.)
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Hey, remember when you said that popularity doesn't matter?
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Way to weasel out of it you snake.
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Okay James Carville, you've been so right before.
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More general saltiness.
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And lastly, diabetes.
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Christ no, I was a Sony kid.
I’m not mad!! You’re mad! Don’t speak to me, you’re not a person!

Geez, this is not his best meltdown but pretty good. Blobb must sit around all day, playing out fantasy scenarios in his diabetes addled brain.

The SCOTUS isn’t going to be increased nor will the democrats remove a sitting justice. Don’t be fucking stupid, Bob. And no, white people arent obsolete. They just ensured two conservative justices were placed on the Supreme Court! Thanks Electoral college (which is never going away) for not allowing coastal elitists from running roughshod over the salt of the earth people in the Midwest.
 
The Cancun picture.
The soothing sounds of rustling waves echoed through the pavilion, muffled only by the patio chairs and a peculiar seething mass centered in the middle. The leaky ball of flesh seemed to absorb far more than its fair share of sound and sunlight, and it seemed irritably aware of this fact. Eventually my curiosity got the better of me, and I made up an excuse to walk passed it to the other side of the beach. Perhaps I could ascertain some clue as to its' origin and intentions? As I got closer I could hear a deep, low growling, signaling displeasure at my presence. My knees shook as I quickened my pace, being careful to avert my eyes as much as possible. At the best moment, I glanced to see what it was the beast was holding. An iPhone, beaten and abused by hands that made it look all too small. On the screen, was a mobile game where tiny pixelated images of humans ran in terror before being squashed by the creatures massive bleeding purple thumbs. At that point, the growling reached a point where it shook the ground beneath it, and then, I began to run.
 
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Funny how the Electoral College, used since the beginning of the 21st Century, is obsolete but the popular vote from before isn’t.

If this continues, soon Bob will advocate for women’s suffrage to be revoked.
Well let’s not forget Bob Chipman’s sheltering of two shit awful men (Devin Faraci) who sexually harassed women for years. He knew about it and held his fucking tongue.

That’s what makes his Kavanaugh grandstanding even more retarded and entertaining.
 
Well let’s not forget Bob Chipman’s sheltering of two shit awful men (Devin Faraci) who sexually harassed women for years. He knew about it and held his fucking tongue.

That’s what makes his Kavanaugh grandstanding even more exceptional and entertaining.

This entire thread could be summarized by saying "Bob Chipman tweets out criticism's of others that actually applies more so to himself."
 
I am watching that EFAP stream and I can't understand anything Bob say. He talks so freaking fast. It makes his videos unwatchable (apart from being made by a fat diabetic neo fascist) and is very annoying.
 
I am watching that EFAP stream and I can't understand anything Bob say. He talks so freaking fast. It makes his videos unwatchable (apart from being made by a fat diabetic neo fascist) and is very annoying.

That is an editing trick, right? I mean he generally doesn't even stop for breath.
 
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