Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

That is an editing trick, right? I mean he generally doesn't even stop for breath.

It got to be an editing trick or his overworked lungs would give up in the first min.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

That is an editing trick, right? I mean he generally doesn't even stop for breath.

Of course it is. No one can speak that way normally. The reason why he does it is because of how stupid he actually sounds without it. When you actually listen to him speak without editing, he sound practically like a child trying to get a sentence out.

 

[Trans-istor]

We've got another exploitable!

Hm. What can we put in that embedded tweet...

Throw some furries in there. Hopefully we can find BC in a fursuit; if we can't, him doing some weeb shit should be fine.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

That is an editing trick, right? I mean he generally doesn't even stop for breath.

Yeah, he speeds it up and clips it to eliminate pauses for breath, sometimes to the point of truncating what he's actually saying (MauLer noted this in his previous video on Blob.) I think he's trying to emulate Yahtzee, but lacks both his diction and concision.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

"I'm from Boston, fighting's in my blood."
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With just this context given, he literally just said wanting to see someone killing another in self defense is a threat. I mean, the tweet does say ASSAILANT, right? Show me where it says "I want to see dirty lefties die for no reason because i'm an evil right winger!"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh shit, the Judiciary Court has send Kavanaugh to the Senate for votes.

Prepare for Bob’s meltdown my dudes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's still losing it.

"I'm above you." - Bob Chipman, a man who lives in a basement.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

“White conservatives are obsolete!! They don’t matter!!”

Ignores that they managed to get Trump elected and control of all branches of our government. Ignores they’re peoplemwith feelings, issues, and concerns that most liberals have.

“They’re irrelevant I tells ya!! We don’t have to win them over or reason with them” - literally an idiot

 

[Mola Ram]

"I'm above you." - Bob Chipman, a man who lives in a basement.

I will never be able to wrap my head around how someone this stupid, oafish, bigoted, narrow-minded, judgmental, hateful, and generally unpleasant manages to convince himself he's better than everyone else.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I will never be able to wrap my head around how he manages to convince himself he's better than everyone else.

Spoiler

 

[Rei is shit]

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"over a century ago" is a funny way of saying >200 years. I'd also like to know what those "regionally specific industries" were when the industrial revolution didn't start until well after the adoption of the electoral college and popular voting by all the states.

 

[Judge Dredd]

"don't give Conservatives satisfaction of your anger."

"Sad display of angry-dork rage" says the angry dork that rages on Twitter all day.

Nazi's claimed to be the resurgence of "strong men". The part Bob leaves out is that Germany was crippled under reparations and regulations from World War 1 on top of a little thing called The Great Depression. All the while the League of Nations impotently wagged their finger at tyrants and dictators as they ran amok.

Way to weasel out of it you snake.

At this rate he's going to be banned before the end of the year.

I'm frankly stumped. Blob is proudly and openly promoting the unpersoning of millions of normal people just because they hold generally mainstream political opinions.
And his "case in point" is a picture of smiling happy people.
How do I satirize that?

I don't know what Bob is complaining about either. Them eating ChickFilA?

Yeah, he speeds it up and clips it to eliminate pauses for breath, sometimes to the point of truncating what he's actually saying (MauLer noted this in his previous video on Blob.) I think he's trying to emulate Yahtzee, but lacks both his diction and concision.

I think early on it was a way to do longer reviews back when YouTube had a 10 minute upload limit. Early game overthinker episode had sections that were sped up for this reason. Don't know why he still does it though.

"I'm above you." - Bob Chipman, a man who lives in a basement.

Bob Chipman: King of the Mole People*

*democratically elected via divine right

 

[Sissy Galvez]

His editing is so bad that it makes his video unwatchable and incomprehensible. I’m surprised since Bob is perfect and highly intelligent.

 

[LaughingJoke]

"Sad display of angry-dork rage" says the angry dork that rages on Twitter all day.

Nazi's claimed to be the resurgence of "strong men". The part Bob leaves out is that Germany was crippled under reparations and regulations from World War 1 on top of a little thing called The Great Depression. All the while the League of Nations impotently wagged their finger at tyrants and dictators as they ran amok.



At this rate he's going to be banned before the end of the year.



I don't know what Bob is complaining about either. Them eating ChickFilA?



I think early on it was a way to do longer reviews back when YouTube had a 10 minute upload limit. Early game overthinker episode had sections that were sped up for this reason. Don't know why he still does it though.



Bob Chipman: King of the Mole People*

*democratically elected via divine right

Maybe that's why Bob loves the MCU he thinks he has a shot at Mole Man in an Fantastic Four film

 

[BubbleButt]

Man, something about the way this guy uses the word obsolete bothers me so much, I can't put my finger on it-

Wait a minute, could it be that Bob doesn't actually know what obsolete means?

 

[Rathkor]

He's still losing it.
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"I'm above you." - Bob Chipman, a man who lives in a basement.

Bob, there is EVIDENCE proving that you ABSOLUTELY were fired over your twitter anger. You comparing gamers to rapists in that God awful SVU episode was sent to your boss and minutes after he saw them you were fired. It is not a rumor. It is a PROVEN FACT backed up by EVIDENCE.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob can thank Mario that the usual moderate Republicans are delaying the final vote

 

[BScCollateral]

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And do you know who else got elected with a national health platform?

HITLER

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob, there is EVIDENCE proving that you ABSOLUTELY were fired over your twitter anger. You comparing gamers to rapists in that God awful SVU episode was sent to your boss and minutes after he saw them you were fired. It is not a rumor. It is a PROVEN FACT backed up by EVIDENCE.

Ignoring the evidence that outright proves it, we also have the fact that he ADMITTED TO IT when he was re-hired by The Escapist. Sure, he denied it all these years to save face. But the second he was re-hired he proudly admitted to it because at that point he thought he had finally "defeated" his detractors.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ignoring the evidence that outright proves it, we also have the fact that he ADMITTED TO IT when he was re-hired by The Escapist. Sure, he denied it all these years to save face. But the second he was re-hired he proudly admitted to it because at that point he thought he had finally "defeated" his detractors.

Despite the fact that his detractors could easily outnumber his asspatters. Honestly, would he be anything if he joined YouTube a few years down the line? No.