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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Mumkey recently did an interview with "Threat Destroyer", a Twitter user who turned out to be some 16-year-old who thinks its funny to report random people to get them banned on twitter. The interesting thing is, he doesn't even need to mass report, all it takes is a single report, and Twitter seems to ban people for certain things like "I'm going to kill/stab you" even if it's immediately obvious from the context that it's not serious. If you want to try your luck, use something like this:
"kill you" filter:mentions from:the_moviebob
And then look for things which may get him banned. Obviously I would not be surprised at all if this doesn't even work for blue checkmarks, but if someone here has too much time on their hands...
I'd feel very conflicted. Bob is a toxic, shit-breathing pile of garbage, but my personal beliefs hold he has every right to be that in the public square (after all, there's no better way to mock him than analyzing his silliness). On the other hand, he clearly would be quite all right with his ideological foes being forcibly stifled, so a taste of his own medicine would be sweet.
But at the end of the day, I don't want to see him banned, because someone on this thread would have to start watching his videos and reading his tortured prose wherever he posts it after @Sexy Times Hitler threw up his hands in despair at not having a digestible Twitter feed to scan.
No, because there's no such thing, Bobbo. You are just a fanboy who just happens to get a paycheck for all your dumb little opinions. And even if you call your glorified vlog videos a "living," considering that you have no security and you always complain about money woes, sounds to me it's not a very good living.
"Mel Gibson is an anti-semite who cost me my first paid job..."
Haha, are you for real?!
I'm guessing this is what he's referring to (this is from his Mario 3 book, so you'd be forgiven for not remembering this right away)...
The fact that he would pin losing his first (not) paid job on Mel Gibson is absolutely hilarious to me but also very much in character for 'old Bobbo.
To go off-topic for a bit, I just got out from seeing Venom...
I was actually surprised by how not bad it was. I'd say it was actually pretty good. I loved the action, contrary to most people I thought Venom looked really cool, it had some really, good funny lines, and it kept my attention all the way through (idk where this crap about the pacing being slow is coming from tbh).
Like many people, I don't quite get what MovieBob's issue is with the movie. Whether it's because of his hard-on for the Sam Riami movies (because he didn't like TASM movies nor Spider-Man Homecoming) or something else entirely, the fact that MovieBob, more than anyone else, is trying so, SO hard to disparage and discredit the movie and dreads it being connected to the MCU in any way gives me an indescribable sense of joy that I can't quite explain.
You know, even for Bob this "Thinkers v. Believers" shtick is incredibly shallow thinking. It doesn't stand up to even the most cursory of examinations.
Also, I'd just like to point out that a guy who considers himself a Deep Thinker and great writer just used the non-word "anthonology." Maybe next he can learn to play the saxamaphone, while helping himself to a nice plate of pasghetti.
I'd feel very conflicted. Bob is a toxic, shit-breathing pile of garbage, but my personal beliefs hold he has every right to be that in the public square (after all, there's no better way to mock him than analyzing his silliness). On the other hand, he clearly would be quite all right with his ideological foes being forcibly stifled, so a taste of his own medicine would be sweet.
But at the end of the day, I don't want to see him banned, because someone on this thread would have to start watching his videos and reading his tortured prose wherever he posts it after @Sexy Times Hitler threw up his hands in despair at not having a digestible Twitter feed to scan.
Personally, I have no problem with people flagging Bob off of Twitter. Yes, I'm kind of a hypocrite here because I wouldn't like it happening to me. But Bob has earned a banning from Twitter. Even if we ignore how reprehensible his views are, he deserves it just for the fact that he himself flags people off of Twitter for saying things he doesn't like. He abuses the reporting system on that website and is a legitimate threat to the platform's of other people.
Fuck him. He deserves to be treated like shit for the way he acts. When he stops acting like the thin-skinned pussy he is he can have the right to a platform.
You know, even for Bob this "Thinkers v. Believers" shtick is incredibly shallow thinking. It doesn't stand up to even the most cursory of examinations.
Also, I'd just like to point out that a guy who considers himself a Deep Thinker and great writer just used the non-word "anthonology." Maybe next he can learn to play the saxamaphone, while helping himself to a nice plate of pasghetti.
Multiple believers built centers of worship over thousands of years. Bob Chipman, a believer in the cult of social "justice", made a book that regularly gets riffed on and has zero use on any bookshelf.
Multiple believers built centers of worship for over a thousand years. Bob Chipman, a believer in the cult of social "justice", made a book that regularly gets riffed on and has zero use on any bookshelf.
Bob's book is literally more useful as a wedge for a bookshelf with a crooked leg, or as toilet paper in an outhouse somewhere in the Rural Wasteland.
Also, that description of himself -- "the colorful member of the team; the younger guy with the wild opinions and the deeper film knowledge" is hilariously delusional. I've got to buckle down and read the rest of this piece of shit at some point; it seems like a fantastic piece of unintentional comedy.
I'm big supporter in thinking first and thinking for yourself. But Belief leads to building example some white dudes in 1776 believed they could possibly kick some limey ass and it led to building a nation. A thinker would had over analyzed it realize they were probably fucked if they tried and would end up on the business end of a rope and I'd be drinking an overpriced cup tea instead of my coffee paying fucking fees to BBC America or speaking German.
I'm big supporter in thinking first and thinking for yourself. But Belief leads to building example some white dudes in 1776 believed they could possibly kick some limey ass and it led to building a nation. A thinker would had over analyzed it and I'd be drinking an overpriced cup tea instead of my coffee paying fucking fees to BBC America or speaking German.
Bear in mind all this "thinkers vs. believers" crap follows 3 weeks and counting of blisteringly angry sperging all based on the fact he believes the accusations of a woman who presented not even a gossamer thin strand of corroborating evidence. But Bob believes a right wing prep school jock OBVIOUSLY would do something like this, and this one OBVIOUSLY did. Because he believes it to be so.
You know, even for Bob this "Thinkers v. Believers" shtick is incredibly shallow thinking. It doesn't stand up to even the most cursory of examinations.
I'd be willing to bet that bob thinks "Thinkers build things. Believers break things." could gain traction on twitter if he just repeats it enough. The same as his "better america for better americans" catchphrase. Both strike me as being calculated attempts at creating a slogan that, if they do take off, he can then leech some success/followers/patron$ from.
You actually do since you haven't shut the fuck up, and want to keep talking about it because Venom is actually a popular character, yet you don't understand him because of your hard-on for the Raimi films, and negligence to Spider-man's lore outside of a quick look at Wikipedia. You want to act so wittily that it was a bad movie, yet contrary to popular belief people actually LIKED it and might want Hardy to play Venom if he ever joins to the MCU.
Sperging about it will not change the fact that you are at the minority that doesn't understand Venom to the point of calling the one from Spider-man 3 a very faithful one. Yeah....get the fuck out of comic book gossip, and start actually reading them, you fat fuck
nice work Bob, unfortunately 46% of 58% is 26%, not .26%. Math must be hard for him, especially since his calculator is to small for his beetus fingers.
Imagine being so pathetic you're stuck on skin color, also, Bob of all people, shouldn't be calling others pasty whitebread dullness, since thats exactly what he is.
A little off topic, its funny how liberals are trying to convince each other that Conservatives now think rape is ok, when the message they were sending on Kavanaugh was "we don't believe Ford's allegation" absolutely nobody was saying "hurr durr, its ok to rape women" and nobody is, yet Bob and other liberals are shrieking as if this is the case. I guess thinking and building is too hard, so they have to listen and believe to destroy Kavanaugh's career.
Holy shit, he's literally trying to push that shops, apartments, stores and restaurants wanting to be in a safer, cooler, more popular, and (most importantly) more profitable area, is due to people watching Friends? This is Dark Knight -> Trump levels of conspiracy. Maybe people want to make money and they see that if they clean up their area and start catering to a customer with more disposable income, they'll get it, might have had a bigger role in it. This is peak Bob right here, he's too stupid to be in a field that "actually matters" (science, actual tech, manufacturing, farming, etc.) So he has to invent a narrative that explains why entertainment is actually super important guiz!
Holy shit, he's literally trying to push that shops, apartments, stores and restaurants wanting to be in a safer, cooler, more popular, and (most importantly) more profitable area, is due to people watching Friends? This is Dark Knight -> Trump levels of conspiracy. Maybe people want to make money and they see that if they clean up their area and start catering to a customer with more disposable income, they'll get it, might have had a bigger role in it. This is peak Bob right here, he's too stupid to be in a field that "actually matters" (science, actual tech, manufacturing, farming, etc.) So he has to invent a narrative that explains why entertainment is actually super important guiz!
Let me tell you something. I was in high school during "Giuliani Time," and I saw the transformation of the city firsthand -- my high school years were split between the latter half of David Dinkins's misrule and a year or so Giuliani's first term. To chalk up New York's incredible transformation to a cotton candy cultural artifact like Friends is beyond delusional; it's denial of reality that is both deliberate and profoundly ignorant. You really can't imagine what it was like. As weird as Rudy has gotten in his sunset years (and I think his best years have been behind him for awhile now), the effort to pretend that his leadership didn't save NYC from financial and criminal oblivion is both dishonest and tendentious. (But "tendentious" might as well be Bob's middle name, and not just because it's close to "tendies.") There are a lot of issues to take with Giuliani, and some of them are certainly valid, but to pretend any "millennial fantasies" about NYC should be credited with what the city has become is laughable. The sad thing is Bob may not have lived here, but he is certainly old enough to have at least dim memories of things like the Central Park Jogger, the kid from Provo who got stabbed to death while going to the US Open, and the general filthy mayhem of NYC that persisted through the 1980s. Christ knows enough of it has been preserved in the films he supposedly knows so well.
My favorite statistic, and one of the things that tipped the balance in Giuliani's favor when the city had finally had enough of Dinkins: In 1993, Dinkins's last year as Mayor, citywide there were in excess of two thousand homicides. Now in fairness, there are some who believe Dinkins set in motion some programs that began the city's improvement, and there's some validity to it.
But it wasn't a 90s tv show, and it wasn't Millennials, and it sure as shit wasn't anything Bob would want to give a lick of credit to.
Hell, look at Home Alone 2, which released in November 1992. It showed a vastly different NYC when Kevin was wandering in Central Park at night or when his mother was searching for him in Times Square, which I remember hearing was full of prostitutes and sleazy porno theatres during the 70s and 80s. Bob was 11 at the time, so he had to have seen it. I will need a fact check, though.
The depths of Bob's ignorance never cease to amaze me. His belief that pop culture shapes history is beyond stupid and it really makes me question the quality of education in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts during the 80s and 90s. It is usually the other way around. To use a Marvel example, you can credit the genesis of today's Marvel Comics to the Space Race when Reed Richards and his quartet flew their starship into some cosmic rays in their attempt to beat the Soviet Union to the stars. Similarly, Star Trek reflected the public's fascination with space as the United States was only a few short years from the Moon landings, and James Bond and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. have some basis in historical fact due to Ian Fleming's background in British Intelligence in World War II.
Then again, this is a man(child) to tried to draw parallels of mundane events like the reveal of Super Mario Bros. 3 and the Nintendo/Sega console wars to the JFK assassination and the Vietnam War. Should it be a surprise that he believes that Friends was responsible for the clean-up of NYC?
Between him and Russell Greer, being a male Taylor Swift fan seems to be a one way ticket to cowdom.
In other words, "It's just a prank, bro".
I also don't trust you with a gun, but that's a different story.
And a cow crossover with Rowan Kaiser.
(And thanks for everyone who posted his ramblings over the past few days. I'll try to make sure me having a life doesn't get in the way of posting the ramblings of a demented fat man.)
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No, because there's no such thing, Bobbo. You are just a fanboy who just happens to get a paycheck for all your dumb little opinions. And even if you call your glorified vlog videos a "living," considering that you have no security and you always complain about money woes, sounds to me it's not a very good living.
"Mel Gibson is an anti-semite who cost me my first paid job..."
Haha, are you for real?!
I'm guessing this is what he's referring to (this is from his Mario 3 book, so you'd be forgiven for not remembering this right away)... View attachment 561984 View attachment 561985
The fact that he would pin losing his first (not) paid job on Mel Gibson is absolutely hilarious to me but also very much in character for 'old Bobbo.
To go off-topic for a bit, I just got out from seeing Venom...
I was actually surprised by how not bad it was. I'd say it was actually pretty good. I loved the action, contrary to most people I thought Venom looked really cool, it had some really, good funny lines, and it kept my attention all the way through (idk where this crap about the pacing being slow is coming from tbh).
Like many people, I don't quite get what MovieBob's issue is with the movie. Whether it's because of his hard-on for the Sam Riami movies (because he didn't like TASM movies nor Spider-Man Homecoming) or something else entirely, the fact that MovieBob, more than anyone else, is trying so, SO hard to disparage and discredit the movie and dreads it being connected to the MCU in any way gives me an indescribable sense of joy that I can't quite explain.
(And thanks for everyone who posted his ramblings over the past few days. I'll try to make sure me having a life doesn't get in the way of posting the ramblings of a demented fat man.)
I love that Bob is once again playing the "I'm a badass who could steal guns from those phoney doomsday preppers" thing. Like, sure Bob. You're as much of a badass as that one guy who kicked the woman at an anti-abortion protest is a king fu master.
These people all want to pretend to be the badass heroes of their own personal action stories and it is always going to end badly fprfthem when they try to act out the delusions irl.
I love that Bob is once again playing the "I'm a badass who could steal guns from those phoney doomsday preppers" thing. Like, sure Bob. You're as much of a badass as that one guy who kicked the woman at an anti-abortion protest is a king fu master.
These people all want to pretend to be the badass heroes of their own personal action stories and it is always going to end badly fprfthem when they try to act out the delusions irl.
I for one hope that a fatass from Boston gets his ass kicked by a bunch of doomsday preppers with crosses, American flags, and Donald Trump on their weapons. Be right back, converting a bunker into a theater.
