Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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That's one way to make October intetresting, Bob the Taylor Swift fanboy.
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I like how every “woke” person is now suddenly behind Taylor Swift. They’re ignorant to the fact that she’s only doing this because she hasn’t had a mainstream hit since 2014.


“The outline is still there, but who’s driving now?”

...Bob Iger? The guy who runs the company? James Gunn wasn’t THAT important to the Marvel brand.
 
I like how every “woke” person is now suddenly behind Taylor Swift. They’re ignorant to the fact that she’s only doing this because she hasn’t had a mainstream hit since 2014.
Let’s be honest Bob and the MSM and Hollywood elites are jerking off to this as something groundbreaking and cultural defining, even though it is exactly like every celebrity in politics being super liberal.

I mean, remember way back I compared Hollywood’s Democrat/Obama/Clinton dick sucking to Bob’s MCU dick sucking? Well, they have a huge influence on the Democrats and I think that by appealing to Hollywood and Bob’s ilk, the Democrats have suffered huge losses since 2009.
 
Wasn't Swift's big endorsement for the Democrat running in Tennessee?
Like its Tennessee. The guy is screwed no matter what. He even came out in support of Kavanaugh for all the good it'll do him.
I swear I have never understood the obsession some people had with Swift being nonpolitical. Like congratulations she broke her silence on politics. The GOP is screwed now!
You think they would have learned form the utter embarrassment that was shit like Avengers4Hillary.
Seriously if celebrities have any political influence at all its driving people away from the Left purely because of how obnoxious they are.
 
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Your father lived and died being disappointed in what a failure you chose to be. You barely matter to the people who are related to you, and you certainly don't matter to anyone beyond that.
 
I think the reason SJW's want Swift to be more political is so it calms their fears that supposedly 'nazis' are fans of Swift.Its pretty obvious large numbers of SJW are certainly Taylor Swift fans and with their pop culture oriented mindset they want to believe everyone that they like thinks like them.SJW want to believe that not only are they progressives but their tastes in culture are superior and someone like Swift coming out and endorsing their views is good from their POV.It also explains the whole 'controversy' about how they wanted Swift to dissassociate herself from any supposed nazis that are fans of her.SJW want to demonise the people they hate so much that those have to be comic book villains in their mind.And not even the believable comic book villain like Magneto but the biggest caricatures imagineable evil because there's nothing better to do.Frankly speaking the idea of nazis being fans of Swift sounds like some kind of joke that someone made once and people took seriously.
 
I think the reason SJW's want Swift to be more political is so it calms their fears that supposedly 'nazis' are fans of Swift.Its pretty obvious large numbers of SJW are certainly Taylor Swift fans and with their pop culture oriented mindset they want to believe everyone that they like thinks like them.SJW want to believe that not only are they progressives but their tastes in culture are superior and someone like Swift coming out and endorsing their views is good from their POV.It also explains the whole 'controversy' about how they wanted Swift to dissassociate herself from any supposed nazis that are fans of her.SJW want to demonise the people they hate so much that those have to be comic book villains in their mind.And not even the believable comic book villain like Magneto but the biggest caricatures imagineable evil because there's nothing better to do.Frankly speaking the idea of nazis being fans of Swift sounds like some kind of joke that someone made once and people took seriously.
I'm just so happy that people are so thirsty for confirmation bias that they need the approval of a person that makes dumb pop music for teenagers to support their cause.

So is Swift somehow not a white wasteland ghoul? Is cheesy pop music the wave of the future? How does "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" become the anthem for moon wheat farmers?
 
I'm just so happy that people are so thirsty for confirmation bias that they need the approval of a person that makes dumb pop music for teenagers to support their cause.

So is Swift somehow not a white wasteland ghoul? Is cheesy pop music the wave of the future? How does "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" become the anthem for moon wheat farmers?
The real question though is will “Shake It Off” becomes the anthem of the Superior Future?
 
Everytime Bob comes up with a new maxim, whether it’s about bad tactics against bad targets or believers against thinkers, all I can think of is the sheep from Animal Farm bleating “four legs good, two legs bad!”
 
I know this is pure :optimistic:, but part of me wonders if, given how MovieBob seems to be showing uncertainty about Marvel’s future, for some reason Marvel fatigue does finally set in and/or the movies start to drop in quality, and DC finally gets their shit together, he’ll start cheerleading for the latter instead.

Always assume Bob will follow whatever the self-designated "intellectual cool crowd" does. If the right people get mad at Marvel while DC panders to them he'll start memorializing the "Golden Age of Marvel Studios" and switch over.

Hell, he's already proposing exactly that, what with his "Marvel peaked 2018-2019 but then they fired James Gunn :((((" whining above.
 
Hell, he's already proposing exactly that, what with his "Marvel peaked 2018-2019 but then they fired James Gunn :((((" whining above.

I doubt he's going to follow through on this before Avengers 4, though. That would require him shitting on Captain Marvel, and I just don't see that happening. Although he might if his senpais decree it un-woke in some way.
 
apparently calling out bob on his titanically-unwarranted self-importance makes you a russian bot

in other words, vladimir putin and his army of robots are really concerned with bob and how to stop him.
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To be fair, the guy who dubbed Bob a "gelatinous insulin-resistant doorknob" is writing at the level of a Dostoyevsky.
 
Putin and The Kremlin pay me in Rupauls. They look like rocks but I'm assured I can trade them in for bread at my local food line. I'm surprised that thinkers like Blob don't already know, because it's certainly not a belief that you'd have to pay somebody to call Bob a gelatinous insulin-resistant doorknob.
 
Disney sperging.
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"NOTICE ME LINDSAY"
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"NOTICE ME DWAYNE"
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"Cartels dindu nuffin and I could totes kick Sly's ass."
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"People are losing their jobs and that's bad. Also I want robots to replace everyone."
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"It's fraud when things don't go my way."
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Superior Future sperging.
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Along with general politisperging.
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"Why can't I be the one to destroy Florida?"
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There are worse things to rip off than Hereditary, like Paradise Lost.
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"No." - Peter Chipman
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