Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

And it's your turn to deal with him now, leafs.

As long as he stays in Toronto, I can live with this.

 

[Lensherr]

It’s important to dissect what brainlet’s like Bob mean by this post. Because it says “if you believe ALL politicians” but that’s not what they mean. At face value it would appear that this tweet is trying to say “believing all politician’s must be corrupt makes you a fascist.” but this can’t be true because bob and people who share his beliefs believe that Trump is Putin’s Manchurian Candidate and all the GOP know and back trump anyone for their own gain, therefore making them corrupt. Which is okay according to them.

So what they’re really saying here is that “believing that the candidates I supeficially back, because of their allegiance to a certain party or mindset, may be in any capacity corrupt or acting in bad faith for their own gain, and not believing that it is okay for them to do so makes you my enemy and you should be removed from society because of this.”

In bob terms a “thinking” man would realize that all people have their own ulterior motives, and many, including our politicians, will put their agendas ahead of the needs of others and so we should be wary of what they promise and what they actually deliver, while a “believing” man would swear up and down that a politician who acted against the will of the people or who lies and cheats against the good will of the people they serve were “for the good of everyone” or “better than being honest”.

It’s pure doublespeak meant to gaslight people into supporting their side.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He doesn't care about Hunter Killer in theaters October 26th so much that he's giving it free promotion.
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I love how he specifically mentions Tom Clancy's work right after saying that "nobody cares" about that genre. Clancy was one of the most popular and successful authors of his time, having managed to turn his name into an entire brand due to just how great his books were. The demand for his work was so great at one point that he had to have other authors write under his name just because his popularity usurped his ability to put out new novels.

Bob couldn't achieve this level of success if it was hand delivered to him.

 

[Flexo]

Part 4 is now here, @Sexy Times Hitler. It's around here the superchats just start shitting on Bob.

(even if you won't watch it, at least go upvote the vids just to tweak Bob some more)

 

[Secret Asshole]

I love how he specifically mentions Tom Clancy's work right after saying that "nobody cares" about that genre. Clancy was one of the most popular and successful authors of his time, having managed to turn his name into an entire brand due to just how great his books were. The demand for his work was so great at one point that he had to have other authors write under his name just because his popularity usurped his ability to put out new novels.

Bob couldn't achieve this level of success if it was hand delivered to him.

Tom Clancy wasn't even a writer at first. He did intense research for his first book, Hunt for the Red October. It was so intense, in fact, it was published by the Naval Institute Press, which is fucking part of Annapolis. You know how accurate you have to be to do that, you stupid fat fuck?

You are fucking a useless blob whose adolescent level of intelligence will leave you a virgin forever. Eventually you will be accused of rape because you a creepy fat faggot male feminist and no one is going to believe a 40+ year old man who wants to fuck Mario in the ass.

Jesus christ, Clancy achieved more in his life, worked harder, did more and was smarter than Bob on every level. You're a fat fucking failure.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Huh, I actually kinda feel for him. Maybe he will calm down just for a little-

Oh.

Someone's envious of David Draiman, I see. Not surprising.

Edit: Meaning the Blob, obviously. Not you, @Sexy Times Hitler.

I wish I could meme it up like Disturbed. (Oh-wa-ah-ah-ah!)

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Ya know it's like Bob expects everyone to disassociate the perma-virgin from the wisecracker who rips on a ridiculously successful metal artist for having facial piercings into his 30s. It's like when people like Jon Stewart ran with the "Drumpf" meme and nobody was supposed to point out that "Stewart" is a fake name.

 

[Rathkor]

Holy Shit Bob should play that superhero.

Nah. That hero has feet.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Part 4 is now here, @Sexy Times Hitler. It's around here the superchats just start shitting on Bob.

(even if you won't watch it, at least go upvote the vids just to tweak Bob some more)

 

[BubbleButt]

Jesus christ, Clancy achieved more in his life, worked harder, did more and was smarter than Bob on every level. You're a fat fucking failure.

Shit, Clancy's achieved more since his DEATH than Bob has or ever will.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Pssh, I bet Tom Clancy never even beat a single Super Mario game.

 

[Mola Ram]

I have a timely suggestion for a new MovieBob poll:

"What did MovieBob do during the Great YouTube Crash of '18?"

* Howled into the void.

* Consulted his "emergency bookmarks" on YouPorn and RedTube.

* Shoved his face into a tub of Butter Pecan Ice Cream and slipped into a comforting diabetic coma.

* Shrieked something about Trump shutting down his channel personally.

* Went outside for a nice walk in the autumn crispness. (lol )

* Spent that much more time on Twitter.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I have a timely suggestion for a new MovieBob poll:

"What did MovieBob do during the Great YouTube Crash of '18?"

* Howled into the void.

* Consulted his "emergency bookmarks" on YouPorn and RedTube.

* Shoved his face into a tub of Butter Pecan Ice Cream and slipped into a comforting diabetic coma.

* Shrieked something about Trump shutting down his channel personally.

* Went outside for a nice walk in the autumn crispness. (lol )

* Spent that much more time on Twitter.

Can “Went to have sex with Dobson” count?

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's just as nasty dead dad or not.

A reminder that he's tweeted more about #RehireJamesGunn than this.

"X amount of time ago, friendo! You lose again!"

"Hey internet? I win."

I have a timely suggestion for a new MovieBob poll:

"What did MovieBob do during the Great YouTube Crash of '18?"

* Howled into the void.

* Consulted his "emergency bookmarks" on YouPorn and RedTube.

* Shoved his face into a tub of Butter Pecan Ice Cream and slipped into a comforting diabetic coma.

* Shrieked something about Trump shutting down his channel personally.

* Went outside for a nice walk in the autumn crispness. (lol )

* Spent that much more time on Twitter.

Heh heh heh

 

[Sissy Galvez]

What the hell is Blobb talking about? He lives in Taxachusetts which has Romneycare which I’m sure he qualifies for so in what world has Trump affected him via taxes or healthcare? In what world have blacks been affected by Trump or any other minority?

Oh no a bunch of trannies had their military service up in the air and more illegal aliens are being deported, boo hoo.

 

[Mola Ram]

I guess it just takes too many logical leaps for Twitter to get worked up about it, but I'm amazed he still gets away with flat out saying the people he hates are living lives that don't matter. Maybe he's not literally calling for exterminations or purges, but that's virtually always the next step.

 

[TheImportantFart]

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

What the hell is Blobb talking about? He lives in Taxachusetts which has Romneycare which I’m sure he qualifies for so in what world has Trump affected him via taxes or healthcare? In what world have blacks been affected by Trump or any other minority?

Oh no a bunch of trannies had their military service up in the air and more illegal aliens are being deported, boo hoo.

That last bit tripped something in my backbrain; a friend of mine linked me to a couple articles by a fairly sane trans person who put it pretty bluntly: 'We can't even work out the goddamn bathroom problem, and you want to cram us into military units?'.

 

[elder god]

Warn everyone that in a few years you’d making shitty youtube videos? Also lol Bob shitting on his source of income. No matter how shitty youtube is, it’s not like bob could survive without it. Always trust bob to bite the hand that feeds.

A reminder that he's tweeted more about #RehireJamesGunn than this.

Does somebody want to tell him that a lot of this started with Obama? Also, what should be done with kids who cross the borders alone or with coyotes?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Warn everyone that in a few years you’d making shitty youtube videos? Also lol Bob shitting on his source of income. No matter how shitty youtube is, it’s not like bob could survive without it. Always trust bob to bite the hand that feeds.



Does somebody want to tell him that a lot of this started with Obama? Also, what should be done with kids who cross the borders alone or with coyotes?

Bob can’t talk shit about Obama because it’ll make him racist to talk shit about him.