Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I imagine Bob's politics are not necessarily left leaning, I think he is an opportunist who just follows whatever side will get him closer to his superior future.

Bob is a stone, unthinking, indoctrinated straight-ticket New England Democrat. There's nothing wrong with being a straight-ticket voter -- sometimes it's just the only reasonable option for your beliefs -- but that's not good enough for his ego, so he invents all these warped rationales for how voting for the decrepit and corrupt Hillary Clinton wasn't merely the best choice for 2016; it would have led to a glorious post-scarcity Golden Age with wheat on the moon and Coruscant-on-the-Hudson.

In the video, Bob describes Han Solo as a no-nonsense foil to Luke, Ben, and the rest of the fantasy elements in Star Wars. At the every end, Bob also states Rose Tico fills the same role in The Last Jedi. What tilts my head about Bob's claim is that I can cite one important scene that contradicts it, the part where she stops Poe from sacrificing himself because "That's how we're gonna win, not fighting what we hate, but saving what we love." I can't imagine that makes Rose the supposed no-nonsense foil.

This is a fantastic example of Bob's shoddy thinking and general intellectual dishonesty. He arrived at the idea that Rose Tico is the Han Solo of TLJ, then in a Procrustean fashion twisted all the evidence to fit his preconceived notion. Rose is not a Han Solo figure by any stretch of the imagination: she is driven purely by romanticism and idealism, from start to finish. When she's introduced, she's a gushing fangirl over Finn's exploits in TFA. On Canto Bight she nearly scotches their mission entirely so she can free the poor, oppressed racing spacehorses. And the conclusion of her arc is the scene you mentioned. Whether this is all good or bad is up for debate (and I don't want to run afoul of @Sexy Times Hitler 's Law of Star Wars by arguing one or the other), but it certainly has no resemblance to Han Solo as a character or as a plot device.

Bob isn't a clever enough writer or thinker to make the case for such an obviously contradictory theory, so in his efforts to prove this absurdity, he simply comes across as a buffoon or a whackjob. Which is probably not an inaccurate impression in itself.
 
I mean I don’t know if you’re noticed but it’s not just Bob on the left who’s like this. These are the people who can’t get interested in politics and world events unless they can liken it to some form of popular media after all.

Their's left wing people like this in the sense their's right wingers who are like this. Being a cunt is bipartisan.
 
I imagine Bob's politics are not necessarily left leaning, I think he is an opportunist who just follows whatever side will get him closer to his superior future.
I think that somewhere along the line, some clever little social justice monkey was able to convince Bob that the people he holds an autistic grudge against from childhood and adolescence are the same people that social justice hates. Because Bob is driven more by hate than by anything else, this guaranteed that the progs would own the loyalty of this malignant cretin until the day he dies. His "superior future" and a boatload of standard Democrat talking points from his New England upbringing about how Republicans are racists, misogynists, etc. are just tools to rationalize this, but at the root of it all are a collection of juvenile ego-wounds that he just can't let go of.
 
This is a fantastic example of Bob's shoddy thinking and general intellectual dishonesty.

Disney could not ask for a better bootlicker than Bob for the reasons you mentioned. I find it interesting how he looks at corporations as the wellspring of creativity rather than individuals as profit margins motivate these entities who have become increasingly risk-averse over the past few decades. The Mouse did not buy Marvel or Lucasfilm because they have built-in fanbases that will (in theory) go see all the films and buy the merchandise. The quality of the product is a secondary or--dare I say it--tertiary concern to the studio as ideology creeps in. Rose Tico is far from a Han Solo analogue. She strikes me as a character created by a focus group rather than established tropes.

Don't get me wrong. Executives will always have a role to play as we wouldn't get Star Wars if Alan Ladd Jr. had not taken a chance on Lucas and greenlit A New Hope. It's just with executives getting more adverse to risk and leaning heavily on remakes and franchises, I fear stagnation is going to set in. Not that Bob cares. He just wants his pop culture pablum and will torture logic to its breaking point to defend his corporate "nanny."
 
I think that somewhere along the line, some clever little social justice monkey was able to convince Bob that the people he holds an autistic grudge against from childhood and adolescence are the same people that social justice hates. Because Bob is driven more by hate than by anything else, this guaranteed that the progs would own the loyalty of this malignant cretin until the day he dies. His "superior future" and a boatload of standard Democrat talking points from his New England upbringing about how Republicans are racists, misogynists, etc. are just tools to rationalize this, but at the root of it all are a collection of juvenile ego-wounds that he just can't let go of.
I don’t know, Bob is an Internet nobody and very toxic. I don’t know if anyone would want him part of their movement.
 
Bob now: "I still care about vidya."
Bob a half-hour from now: "You care about vidya, buh-bye friendo."
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And what if they did make ping pong sets?
Polygon: "Ubisoft ping pong bats promote toxic "both sides" ideology by giving each bat a red side and a blue side."
Kotaku: "How I was raped by Ubisoft ping pong!"
Waypoint: "We won't cover Ubisoft ping pong because it doesn't say anything enough about the rise of fascism under Trump"
MovieBob: "#RehireJamesGunn"

One of MovieBob's biggest flaws is his inability to let shit go to the point that it starts to infect his work. I happened with the Retake Mass Effect movement when he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and kept inserting it into seemingly unrelated videos, as well as with The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and Batman v. Superman.

What's great about his Retake Mass Effect obsession is that he admitted in the videos that he had never played the games, had no attachment to the games, and it wasn't until his second video that he watched the ending on YouTube. He was ignorant of what Retake wanted and had no reason to care, but he still had strong opinions and spoke like he was an authority on it regardless.

It's been years since I've paid fatass's "critique" any mind, but back on The Game Overeater years ago he was rambling about Order of Ecclesia and offhandedly dropped something along the lines of "If Shanoa was real I would wear a leash and sleep at the foot of her bed"

And yet he hates anime boob games and people who like anime boob games. I guess it's ok when he does it.
 
This is a fantastic example of Bob's shoddy thinking and general intellectual dishonesty. He arrived at the idea that Rose Tico is the Han Solo of TLJ, then in a Procrustean fashion twisted all the evidence to fit his preconceived notion. Rose is not a Han Solo figure by any stretch of the imagination: she is driven purely by romanticism and idealism, from start to finish. When she's introduced, she's a gushing fangirl over Finn's exploits in TFA. On Canto Bight she nearly scotches their mission entirely so she can free the poor, oppressed racing spacehorses. And the conclusion of her arc is the scene you mentioned. Whether this is all good or bad is up for debate (and I don't want to run afoul of @Sexy Times Hitler 's Law of Star Wars by arguing one or the other), but it certainly has no resemblance to Han Solo as a character or as a plot device.

Bob isn't a clever enough writer or thinker to make the case for such an obviously contradictory theory, so in his efforts to prove this absurdity, he simply comes across as a buffoon or a whackjob. Which is probably not an inaccurate impression in itself.

Thinkers and Believers, eh?
 
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I'm sure "They're as fat as I am" isn't as sick of a burn as he's imagining.
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2018 is no better then when there were slaves.
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If he was raped by the cast of Cats, then that would explain a lot.
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Bob only has superior tastes.
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"BLM dindu nuffin!"
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Get. The fuck. Over. It.
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His ego may be in overdrive,
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But it'll all be alright in the end.
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His ego may be in overdrive,
This reminds of this video I saw the other day about of a guy named BrandoCritic reviewing Braveheart (fantastic movie). The opening of that video shows him that the reason the movie works is because it has the basic ingredients of emotional appeal and how are supposed to run on human emotion, rather than politics or post-modern mental gymnastics. That's why I don't think the MCU won't hold up well in the future because they don't run on human emotion.

Here's the video from Brando Critic.

Also, here's the Vox video Bob was sperging about. While Vox is biased as fuck in their work, I actually agree with some of their video here.
 

Stop. Pretending. You. Give. A shit. About. Workers. When. You. Want. Them. Replaced. By. Robots. You. Corpulent. Ogre.

I'm sure "They're as fat as I am" isn't as sick of a burn as he's imagining.
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"Why do we even still HAVE sport hunting?"

Gee idunno, perhaps because some of these animals, including elephants, can be major pests that need management, and the proceeds put forth to hunt these animals actually go towards conservation efforts to protect them, in addition to a regulated market being far and away preferable to a black market (would Bob rather those elephants get killed by poachers?).


I'm just going to post this article from The Federalist in response:

The Ferguson Riots Are Nothing Like The Original Tea Party Protests
There are four major problems with justifying the violence in Ferguson by reference to the Boston Tea Party and the Stamp Act Riots, either in moral terms or in terms of effectiveness.

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By Dan McLaughlin
DECEMBER 8, 2014

If you were reading left-leaning commentators over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, you probably saw a rather strange argument: that looting, arson and rioting in Ferguson, Missouri in the aftermath of the decision not to indict Officer Darren Wilson for shooting Michael Brown was defensible on the grounds that it was equivalent to the Boston Tea Party or the Stamp Act Riots. The problem with this parallel is that it is at best willfully ignorant of history, and at worst a deliberate call for an escalation to violent revolution.

Given the emotions running high over the Brown case, protests were inevitable, and it was also inevitable that some protesters would get out of hand, as happens with angry crowds. But what happened went well beyond protests, to looting and arson of a Little Ceasars pizza joint, a small cake bakery, an antique store, a beauty shop, and other businesses, some of them small concerns owned by local African-American entrepreneurs.


Among the various efforts made by people on the Left to justify or defend this, we had a Time Magazine column, celebrities and other Twitter users and even a teachers’ guide pushing the parallel between the Ferguson rioters and colonial protests against taxation without representation. Ta-Nehisi Coates and Jamelle Bouie, who spent much of a day pushing these parallels and retweeting readers doing the same, went further:

@tanehisicoates It’s only violence when black people do it, my friend.

— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) November 26, 2014

(Notably, Coates backed off any effort to draw the parallel in his Atlantic column on the topic).

There are four major problems with justifying the violence in Ferguson by reference to the Boston Tea Party and the Stamp Act Riots, either in moral terms or in terms of the effectiveness of this sort of protest.

1. The Violence in Ferguson Targeted Innocent Small Business Owners
By contrast, the Boston Tea Party was directed at destroying the property of the government-granted corporate monopoly (the British East India Company) that benefited from the Tea Act. The Stamp Act Riots—as the first outburst, before the development of colonial leaders like Sam Adams—were sometimes less directed and more random, generating some mob violence similar to contemporary riots. But what made the violence effective was that much of it was aimed at government officials in charge of collecting the Stamp Act taxes, and others who collaborated with them, leading many to fear for their lives and property if they continued to cooperate. In contrast, the likes of local baker Natalie Dubose had done nothing at all to deserve having their businesses destroyed.


This has, in fact, been the pattern for most of the urban African-American riots of the past 50 years, from 1960s riots in places like Newark and Detroit to the Los Angeles riots of 1992 to Cincinnati in 2001: the destruction of local homes and businesses, some of which never return, and the decimation of the wealth (however modest) of the local black middle class. To say that violence and civil disorder, in the abstract, may be effective or justifiable proves nothing about the effect of this kind of violence, the wanton arsons and the self-interested looting.

2. The Boston Tea Party Provoked a Harsh Response
The idea that the Boston Tea Party could be used as a model for the Ferguson rioters ignores the fact that the Boston Tea Party didn’t work—at least, not in the sense of causing the British Crown to back down. To the contrary, the Crown did what governments often do in the face of civil unrest: close ranks and crack down. The Tea Party led to the military occupation of Boston and the near ruination of the city’s economy.

The Crown did what governments often do in the face of civil unrest: close ranks and crack down.
The Stamp Act Riots were, again, more effective, but only because they caught by surprise a government that was 3,000 miles away, slowed by eighteenth-century trans-oceanic communications and (in the aftermath of seven years of war) without the force on hand to impose order. But the longer term effect of the Stamp Act crisis was not to convince the British government that it should avoid antagonizing the colonists, but rather to persuade the Crown to exert more control over the colonies in order to avoid a repetition—precisely the spine-stiffening effect that prepared it for passage of the Tea Act and its subsequent response to the Tea Party.

In Ferguson, by contrast, the protestors aren’t going after a distant government an ocean away, but contending with local authority—the very opposite of the colonists’ demand for more local control. And local authority by its nature is more immediately responsive to push back at threats to the civil order.

3. The Founding Fathers Were Appalled By Mob Violence

Much of the citation to the Boston Tea Party and the Stamp Act Riots is, more or less, an effort to troll conservatives who like to cite the Founding Fathers. But the men who established the government we have today were, most of them, appalled by mob violence. Ben Franklin, whose wife had to turn away Stamp Act rioters with the family firearm, did everything he could in London to distance himself and other peaceful protesters of the Stamp Act from the charge of complicity with the rioters. John Adams, who had defended British troops charged with firing into the crowd at the Boston Massacre in 1770, supported the Tea Party but was horrified by more violent steps taken against merchants; the HBO series made from David McCullough’s wonderful book uses a fictionalized event to dramatize this, but Adams himself wrote in 1774:

These private Mobs, I do and will detest…These Tarrings and Featherings, these breaking open Houses by rude and insolent Rabbles, in Resentment for private Wrongs or in pursuance of private Prejudices and Passions, must be discountenanced.

This horror of the works of the mob was evident in Adams’ subsequent design of the separation of powers in the Massachusetts Constitution of 1780 (“to the end it may be a government of laws and not of men”), and after the unrest of Shays’ Rebellion in 1786, fear of the mob was one of the direct triggers for calling a Constitutional Convention. Our system of divided government, checks and balances, and staggered elections—all of them frequent targets of scorn by progressives these days—was purposely designed in good part to ensure that government by popular sovereignty would be deliberate and not ruled by mob passions and mob violence.

President Washington himself rode out in 1791 to crush the Whiskey Rebellion in Pennsylvania, and ever since, the usual pattern in American history—especially when riots are directed against local government—has more often than not been a backlash that puts down the rioters by force, as happened in the Draft Riots in New York in 1863. And contra Coates and Bouie, that has not been the pattern only when the rioters are black. Unrest among predominantly white college students, for example, was—just as much as urban African-American rioting in that era—a factor in the rise of Ronald Reagan to be California governor in 1966 and Richard Nixon to the presidency in 1968. When riots and lynchings have been effective, as they were in establishing Jim Crow in the 1870s, it was usually because they had local government on their side, and a weary and distant federal government (which under President Grant had originally reacted with blunt force against the KKK) was no longer on hand to respond. But the Klan of the 1870s is a poor role model for anyone looking for any kind of positive social change.

4. Rioting Works When It Leads To Revolution
This brings us to the final point, and maybe the most critical. We look back with some fondness today even to the worst mob excesses of the Stamp Act Riots and the Boston Tea Party, not because rioting was morally justified or successful in bringing about its aims, but because we see the ultimate result that those outbursts led to the American Revolution. Coates at least acknowledges this. But that’s exactly the problem: rather than accomplish their goals and de-escalate the crisis, what the riots and the Tea Party did was to make things worse to the point that we ended up at war for seven years. There was no peaceful resolution, only a bitter struggle that cost thousands of lives and required the colonists to take up arms against the government they had originally petitioned for redress.


The solution was not reform, but secession. But how is that an answer in Ferguson? And do liberals who regularly mock talk of the Second Amendment as a final bulwark against tyranny now embrace the idea of building armed militias to separate themselves from the United States, or even from the State of Missouri? Because if you’re citing the Revolution as your inspiration, you have to consider the full consequences of that choice.

http://thefederalist.com/2014/12/08...nothing-like-the-original-tea-party-protests/
 
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Bob doesn't seem to get that making fun of Warren isn't making fun of Native Americans. It's making fun of people like Warren that are very obviously largely genetically and physically white claiming to be American Indian for benefits (whether tangible like tuition bonuses or intangible like being considered more interesting socially)lat the expense of the actual Indians that live on the Rez and shit.

Lots of Americans do have SOME Native Ancestry- this does not make you fucking Geronimo.
 
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His ego may be in overdrive,

There's a lot of :autism: in that one post.

First the story about the woman that left her boyfriend when he tried to take her to a Jordan Peterson speech. The girlfriends name? Albert Einstein.

But let's give it the benefit of the doubt and say it's all real. The woman left him because he liked a celebrity she didn't like, because she bought into the lie that Peterson was a sexist bad man, and because she wasn't happy that he was improving his life because it made him "boring". I don't see how that's a lol worthy "own". Maybe it is and I'm just not seeing it.

And then there's Bob's parody of Peterson. I'm not surprised Bob hates him, but Peterson is an academic. According to Bob's philosophy, Peterson is one of the people that "matters", one of the people that should be in charge in the Superior Future.

The video itself misses the mark more than the Razorfist parody to the point where I wonder if Bob even knows who Jordan Peterson is. The most obvious one is that Peterson isn't a fat guy wearing a fedora. Then there's the parody rant itself in which Bob portrays "Peter Jordanson" ranting about cultural marxists, "man-thought", and breasts for some reason. All the while the character is on the verge of flying into a rage, which makes it more a parody of Bob's twitter feed than Jordan Peterson.
 
Bob doesn't seem to get that making fun of Warren isn't making fun of Native Americans. It's making fun of people like Warren that are very obviously largely genetically and physically white claiming to be American Indian for benefits at the expense of the actual Indians that live on the Rez and shit.

Lots of Americans do have SOME Native Ancestry- this does not make you fucking Geronimo.
Someone should stand next to a statue of a donkey and call it Bob Chipman.
 
But let's give it the benefit of the doubt and say it's all real. The woman left him because he liked a celebrity she didn't like, because she bought into the lie that Peterson was a sexist bad man, and because she wasn't happy that he was improving his life because it made him "boring". I don't see how that's a lol worthy "own". Maybe it is and I'm just not seeing it.

A girl dumping you because of a difference of opinion over a celebrity is not an own. A girl dumping you because of a difference of opinion over a celebrity is dodging a fucking bullet.

I rather suspect the notion of dodging the bullet of a shitty relationship with a girl is a purely academic one to Bob.
 
The video itself misses the mark more than the Razorfist parody to the point where I wonder if Bob even knows who Jordan Peterson is. The most obvious one is that Peterson isn't a fat guy wearing a fedora. Then there's the parody rant itself in which Bob portrays "Peter Jordanson" ranting about cultural marxists, "man-thought", and breasts for some reason. All the while the character is on the verge of flying into a rage, which makes it more a parody of Bob's twitter feed than Jordan Peterson.

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He's like some monkey that continue to repeat the same mistake over and over again during a test: He never learns and this is why he's such a big disaster of a lolcow and a laughinstock across the net
And his autism over GotG and James Gunn never cease to amaze me in it's childish pettiness
 
Did anyone notice these tweets start around 5:19 AM? :powerlevel:I've had to start maintaining a Twitter feed, and I barely have the faintest idea what to post, and I sure as shit don't have anything to say at the asscrack of dawn.:powerlevel: I just don't get how he does it, why he does it, how anyone can pour so much of their life into this idiot box.
 
Did anyone notice these tweets start around 5:19 AM? :powerlevel:I've had to start maintaining a Twitter feed, and I barely have the faintest idea what to post, and I sure as shit don't have anything to say at the asscrack of dawn.:powerlevel: I just don't get how he does it, why he does it, how anyone can pour so much of their life into this idiot box.

He certanly gives Chuck "A quarter of Million tweets" Wendig a run for the title of "most logorrheic sperg on Twitter"
 
And then there's Bob's parody of Peterson. I'm not surprised Bob hates him, but Peterson is an academic. According to Bob's philosophy, Peterson is one of the people that "matters", one of the people that should be in charge in the Superior Future.

Peterson frightens people like Bob, not because of what he says but because of his ability to sway. Bob and co are pretty week willed and intellectualy lazy so have been influenced by simular people who happen to be left wing, the fact Jordan is able to sway nerdy teens because he's well spoken and intelligent remind them the basic truth that all their 'beliefs' are shaped by someone way smarter than them so might be wrong.

I'd be genuinly susprised if Bob has ever watched anything of his.

This is pure speculation but their's also a paternal overtone to the whole thing. Jordan might strike a nerve because he's almost an paternal/mentor authority figure. I wonder how many of his fans/hatedom have complicated relationships with their father figures.
 
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Did anyone notice these tweets start around 5:19 AM? :powerlevel:I've had to start maintaining a Twitter feed, and I barely have the faintest idea what to post, and I sure as shit don't have anything to say at the asscrack of dawn.:powerlevel: I just don't get how he does it, why he does it, how anyone can pour so much of their life into this idiot box.
He's got that soda pop fueled pop culture critic sleep schedule where you don't have to keep normal hours because you MATTER.
 
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