Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

Bob sure hates hunters. What kind of excuse would he use in the ice age of mammoth hunting, though?

 

[Positron]

Bob sure hates hunters. What kind of excuse would he use in the ice age of mammoth hunting, though?

"Mammoths are inferior past subelephants that deserve no empathy. They need to go in order for us to have agriculture!"

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Black and white thinking strikes again. In his mind, you are bad if you kill animals no matter if you are a hunter or not.

Except for when you're killing animals to help feed Bob's fat ass. Then it's okay to kill animals.

 

[Red Hood]

Except for when you're killing animals to help feed Bob's fat ass. Then it's okay to kill animals.

That's kind of the the thing. At least vegetarians that are against hunting are putting their money where their mouth is; but you know 200 McNuggies a day don't come from chickens that sacrifice themselves to appease the Great God Bob.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That's kind of the the thing. At least vegetatians that are against hunting are putting their money where their mouth is; but you know 200 McNuggies a day don't come from chickens that sacrifice themselves to appease the Great God Bob.

But deer jerky will forever be tasty, or moose, or whatever wildlife roams around Massachusetts. Not like Bob would know how to make it without getting his hands dirty, mainly because Bob is not resourceful, along with being lazy.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's kind of the the thing. At least vegetatians that are against hunting are putting their money where their mouth is; but you know 200 McNuggies a day don't come from chickens that sacrifice themselves to appease the Great God Bob.

Ah yes, Bob Chipman, defender of animal rights, and proud sponsor of McNugget Parties. It's hard to find a common western food as emblematic of the wholesale slaughter of factory farmed animals as the McNugget: it's not even entirely clear which parts you're eating when you scarf down a gross of them. (And is the word "gross" ever more appropriate than when applied to 12 dozen Chicken McNuggets?)

But it's different when Bob eats animals, because Shut Up, Friendo.

 

[Rei is shit]

possibly the dumbest movie idea he has come up with yet

 

[Mola Ram]

possibly the dumbest movie idea he has come up with yet
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I dunno. I think it sounds schlocky enough to be pretty fun, and having courtroom scenes in a kung fu movie is just ridiculous enough to be entertaining. If Bob had any writing ability (*gigglesnort*) he might even be able to make a decent screenplay out of it. Just two problems:

1) Bob can't write.
2) He'd have to stop being an insufferable cunt.

 

[Ironic Impact]

For someone who thinks the vast majority of people are simpletons, he always severely overestimates the amount of people who want to watch tongue-in-cheek hipster garbage.

 

[Positron]

Note "techno-paranoia". Everything Hollywood does is kosher* in Bobby's eyes, and if you have a problem with that you're just being "paranoid".

(* Except firing James Gunn. This will not stand.)

 

[Red Hood]

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Is Jet Li even doing kung fu movies anymore?

Bob's idea is particularly funny because Li initially rose to prominence through the kung fu derived sport of Wushu, which is more for an audience than for self defense and emphasizes acrobatics over combat effectiveness. There really aren't secret techniques in it. It's done primarily to compete and please audiences.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Is Jet Li even doing kung fu movies anymore?

I couldn't even remember the last time I saw a film with Jet Li in it. From what I looked up, he's mostly just doing Chinese films now. His last American film as far as I can tell was with The Expendables 3. Though he will be in Disney's live-adaption of Mulan.

 

[BScCollateral]

I dunno. I think it sounds schlocky enough to be pretty fun, and having courtroom scenes in a kung fu movie is just ridiculous enough to be entertaining.

This. I'm not a fan of "This idea sux LOL" because it's all in the execution.

There's a good, compelling movie about two friends having dinner, and the elevator pitch for Aliens sounds like the worst idea in the world.

 

[Applejack]

possibly the dumbest movie idea he has come up with yet
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Is it bad that I was listening to" Fat of the Land" while reading this?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I dunno. I think it sounds schlocky enough to be pretty fun, and having courtroom scenes in a kung fu movie is just ridiculous enough to be entertaining. If Bob had any writing ability (*gigglesnort*) he might even be able to make a decent screenplay out of it. Just two problems:

1) Bob can't write and will never improve it.
2) He'll never stop being an insufferable piece of shit cunt because he's too ignorant to see it.

FTFY

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS

Superior taste.

I mean, have you seen your fans?

"You made a reasonable assumption. What are you, an idiot?"

Netflix cancelled Luke Cage cancelling Iron Fist was one thing for Bob due to it being a white guy but I wonder if he'll sperg about this.

 

[Ironic Impact]

Superior taste.

Maybe Bob does read this thread because this is exactly the garbage I was talking about.

"This iconic character with a multi-million dollar franchise? I don't care, so nobody else does! He needs to be put in WACKY situations! Jason meets teh epic penguinz of d0000m!!! Fund it Hollywood! #rehireJamesGunn"

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'm sure Kevin Sorbo is just crushed by Bob's insistence that Sorbo's been in movies, however mediocre, and Bob never will be in any of them, no matter how ludicrous. "..says Moviebob" really is the best answer whenever he tries to snipe at celebrities who have 1)happy loving families and 2)relatively astronomical success.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s amazing how Bob consistently has the worst pitches imaginable.
Kevin Sorbo still works and regularly does conventions where people pay actual money to get autographs and be photographed with him. That’s more than Bob can say. I think it’s fair to say no one is going to a convention to see Bob.

 

[BR55]

Speaking of Bob's pitches which do you lot think is the worst?
For it's either "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost and Avengers" or "Terminator but Skynet are the good guys purging all the obsolete technophobes"
Oh and you can't forget "It's a Brooklyn thing". Because Mario and Luigi beating Bowser like he's Nicky at the end of Casino will always be a classic Bob moment.