Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

No bad tactics, just bad targets (and optics)
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"Don't feel bad for Tucker Carlson because he was doxxed, harassed and threatened at his home.

Feel bad for me however because I was once fired from a job after my employers specifically told me to stop doing something but I continued to do it anyway in direct defiance of their orders."

diabetic insulting other peoples looks
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Here is the WOW photo for reference

Spoiler

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This man is a creep.

This man isn't.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm sure libeling a disabled veteran is gonna work wonders for his image.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This man isn't.
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Bring me Solo and the Wookie!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm sure libeling a disabled veteran is gonna work wonders for his image.
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Anyone else notice he got that reference wrong?

He also seems to have deleted the tweet.

 

[AF 802]

I'm sure libeling a disabled veteran is gonna work wonders for his image.
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It's still frowned upon to shit on a veteran like that though. Jesus Christ.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He takes an awful lot of shots at people's looks for a guy with the physique of King Hippo.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm sure libeling a disabled veteran is gonna work wonders for his image.
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Bob's such an in over his head tard he doesn't know the difference between Solid Snake and Big Boss. Or maybe he meant Snake Plissken.

In any case, he explicitly missed one with an eyepatch and is WRONG.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He takes an awful lot of shots at people's looks for a guy with the physique of King Hippo.

At least King Hippo could use his fatness to his advantage and actually packs a punch. Bob can't throw a punch despite his tough guy act.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"I meant to type Snake Plissken but my diabetic nubs accidentally flipped all over the keyboard and coincidentally typed out Solid Snake instead! I'm not stupid! I'M NEVER STUPID! STUPID PEOPLE ARE OBSOLETE! NOT MEEEE!"

 

[LoverofPi]

Anyone else notice he got that reference wrong?
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He also seems to have deleted the tweet.

If you meant Plissken, then you fucking missed a perfect opportunity for a nickname you talentless hack. Seriously, Pizzagate Plissken has a ring to it, it could have stuck. Might not have had oomph, but it would stick.

 

[Rei is shit]

Anyone else notice he got that reference wrong?
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He also seems to have deleted the tweet.

He did but then reposted it with the plissken correction, as though this joke was worth it. And why does he bother to capitalize pizzagate?

 

[LoverofPi]

He did but then reposted it with the plissken correction, as though this joke was worth it. And why does he bother to capitalize pizzagate?
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Wow. He is handed the joke on a plate, deletes his first comment, reposts it with the correct reference and still fucks it up. That takes a certain something. Like, the opposite of talent. Anti-talent.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

With it being Veterans Day, I must pose this question. Dan Crenshaw lost an eye in service to his country. What have you done, Bob? You are the kind of person that acts tough on the internet, but you wouldn't have lasted an hour in Afghanistan or Iraq. You aren't willing to risk injury or death for even what you purport to believe in. The very idea of sacrifice is antithetical to you because you cannot imagine giving up your life of comfort for anything. Dan Crenshaw will always be a better man than you because of his dedication to service. Hell, Pete Davidson is ten times the man you are (figuratively) because he apologized to Crenshaw and humbled himself on national television.

And you, Bob? You are a glutton and a disgrace to the millions of men who fought and bled for their country.

 

[Mola Ram]

You are the kind of person that acts tough on the internet, but you wouldn't have lasted an hour in Afghanistan or Iraq.

Bob would never have made it through Basic, but if by some horrible miracle he wound up in the military he would be the definition of the Rear Echelon Motherfucker.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I'm not a doctor, so asked Dr. Google about sunken cheeks and it said it can be caused by a number of things. Since we can rule out bulimia and anorexia for obvious reasons, that leaves malnourishment/poor diet, dehydration, and "other causes". Not very helpful but that's what happens when you get health advice from the internet.

Speculation: Bob is losing weight by basically starving himself which could explain why he collapsed from exhaustion simply by attending a convention. Or this is yet another sign of his generally poor health to add the long list of symptoms we've already seen.

That picture makes me think he's an alternate universe version of Jeremy Clarkson for some reason.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

With it being Veterans Day, I must pose this question. Dan Crenshaw lost an eye in service to his country. What have you done, Bob? You are the kind of person that acts tough on the internet, but you wouldn't have lasted an hour in Afghanistan or Iraq. You aren't willing to risk injury or death for even what you purport to believe in. The very idea of sacrifice is antithetical to you because you cannot imagine giving up your life of comfort for anything. Dan Crenshaw will always be a better man than you because of his dedication to service. Hell, Pete Davidson is ten times the man you are (figuratively) because he apologized to Crenshaw and humbled himself on national television.

And you, Bob? You are a glutton and a disgrace to the millions of men who fought and bled for their country.

Don't worry, he's retweeting a black left-wing veteran so it's okay. Crenshaw deserves to be mocked because he's a white male conservative.

Also, through those retweets I found what is quite possibly Bob's most ironic tweet yet.

Bob Chipman, the man who hates FPS games with such a vigorous passion that he once blamed them for the 9/11 attacks, is heaping praise on a movie by comparing them to notable FPS games.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Don't worry, he's retweeting a black left-wing veteran so it's okay. Crenshaw deserves to be mocked because he's a white male conservative.
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Also, through those retweets I found what is quite possibly Bob's most ironic tweet yet.
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Bob Chipman, the man who hates FPS games with such a vigorous passion that he once blamed them for the 9/11 attacks, is heaping praise on a movie by comparing them to notable FPS games.

Hypocrisy has no bounds when it comes to Chipman. After all, he's a snake who chooses the most convenient point for him to be in. I expect him to bash it sooner or later.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This man isn't.

His face is so disgusting. He looks like someone getting a boner from looking at little kids from his van.

 

[Lensherr]

He is on one hell of a roll today...
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They did though (or at least tried):

Pick almost any leading Nazi propagandist of the Weimar era: Josef Goebbels? Theodor Fritsch? Both were prosecuted for anti-Semitism. You didn't have to threaten to kill the Jews: The publication of the statement "The Jews are our misfortune" was forbidden by court order. Der Sturmer was prosecuted dozens of times and just plain seized and destroyed on another dozen occasions. Its publisher Julius Streicher was twice gaoled.

Yeah, yeah, say the Brays of the world. Goebbels, Streicher... But what about the big guy?

Inevitably, the Nazi party exploited the restrictions on "free speech" in order to boost its appeal. In 1925, the state of Bavaria issued an order banning Adolf Hitler from making any public speeches. The Nazis responded by distributing a drawing of their leader with his mouth gagged and the caption, "Of 2,000 million people in the world, one alone is forbidden to speak in Germany."

https://www.steynonline.com/8242/bray-new-world

I really hate this narrative that the only reason that the Nazis seized power was because people did nothing. In reality, part of it was because government attempts to “put them in their place” only made them more sympathetic to the German populace at large because, as Tyrion Lannister said, when you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

How does this apply to 2018 America? Well the current moral panic about the rise of the “far-right” and its constant media coverage and propagation of said moral panic actually does more to play into the hands of neo-Nazis and white supremacists: they want and crave that kind of attention, because it grants them the kind of presence and power that they desire and a chance to spread awareness of their message. What morons like good ol’ Bobimir Chipkonnen don’t understand is that they’re essentially fighting fire with fire and only making the problem worse by tarring and feathering political opposition as Nazis: it grants political power to groups who don’t and shouldn’t have it and desensitizes normal people to the idea of Nazism by making it so commonplace that if/when actual National Socialists do show up and take power, they simply don’t care because they’ve been fooled by leftards crying wolf for so long, as Steven Crowder brilliantly satirized:

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I'm not a doctor, so asked Dr. Google about sunken cheeks and it said it can be caused by a number of things. Since we can rule out bulimia and anorexia for obvious reasons, that leaves malnourishment/poor diet, dehydration, and "other causes". Not very helpful but that's what happens when you get health advice from the internet.

Speculation: Bob is losing weight by basically starving himself which could explain why he collapsed from exhaustion simply by attending a convention. Or this is yet another sign of his generally poor health to add the long list of symptoms we've already seen.



That picture makes me think he's an alternate universe version of Jeremy Clarkson for some reason.

As far as I know, Bob had those cheeks even before the 'Beetus showed up. As someone else here said, his cheekdimples are a feature that probably would've looked attractive on a slimmer, more muscular man.

Like this guy:

We'll call him, the Anti-Bob...